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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318
    #1

    WARF in 2011

    My name is warfy...

    Pronounced the WARF-E

    YO ladies I would to hump thee. ... uh huh huh

    Peace and humptiness...

    Uhuhuhuhuh

    Hi I'm Warf....former webmaster/mod/rtc etc. .

    I help build this muthafuckaaa....

    And I am back bitches...

    I had a forum named after me 10 years ago...

    Ah well you get the point....

    I just opened up a bottle of corona with my girlfriends eye lash curler!!!!
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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      Hi WARF! It is my pleasure to be the first JACKASS to welcome you to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! IN ROTH WE TRUST.
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302
          #3
          Ah fuck it, WARF.......I'm heading up to the liquor store and getting a fifth in honor of your return
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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            • WARF
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Jan 2004
              • 15318
              #4
              My penis is like the titanic....

              It's large and full of failure!!!

              Uhuhuhuhuhu

              WARF IS BACK AGAIN!!!!!

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                • WARF
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 15318
                  #5
                  You fuckaahs are way off point....

                  Roll the fucking red carpet...

                  A legend is amongst you!!!!
                  Last edited by WARF; 12-11-2011, 06:28 PM.

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                    • aesop
                      Commando
                      • Oct 2004
                      • 1400
                      #6
                      I sensed you MIGHT come back. So dammit, I had to as well. Open the libations, bitches!
                      Yo Yo Yo

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15318
                          #7
                          WARF back at the roth army...is like dave back in van halen...

                          Who knows where the fuck I've been...

                          I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night...

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                            • Seshmeister
                              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                              • Oct 2003
                              • 35155
                              #8
                              Fuckin A, B and C!

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                                • Sensible Shoes
                                  Full Member Status

                                  • Oct 2009
                                  • 4650
                                  #9
                                  I'm still mad at you for standin' me up at Dave's Universal Show some years back. So welcome back ya fuck.

                                  Oh dear.

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                                    • WARF
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • Jan 2004
                                      • 15318
                                      #10
                                      WARF in 2011

                                      I told you motherfuckers 10 years I was David Lee Roth...

                                      Just get me a microphone a some a few pairs of PEG BUNDY zebra spandex and i'm ready go...

                                      uhuhuhuhuhuhuhu
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                                        • Sarge's Little Helper
                                          Commando
                                          • Mar 2003
                                          • 1267
                                          #11
                                          Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

                                          Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
                                          "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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                                            • ThrillsNSpills
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Jan 2004
                                              • 6626
                                              #12
                                              WARF definately has super-powers.

                                              See how he got Sarge's Little Helper to respond twice..? who can do that? Nobody.


                                              However I do think Warfo moved north to stalk Lady Gaga but that's just at the theory stage.

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                                                • ThrillsNSpills
                                                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 6626
                                                  #13
                                                  McSlapnuts is the Peoples MC.. !


                                                  Warf is an Ill-Mitch wannabe from South Florida

                                                  uh huh huh huh uh huh uh huh huh huh

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                                                    • Sensible Shoes
                                                      Full Member Status

                                                      • Oct 2009
                                                      • 4650
                                                      #14
                                                      Boston? BOSTON?

                                                      Oh dear.

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                                                        • ThrillsNSpills
                                                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 6626
                                                          #15

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