EXCLUSIVE: Roth Army Collaboration with Diamond Dave Enterprises !!

[scottydabodi]

All the money in the world can't buy CREDIBILITY, and Hagar desperately wants that, moreso than money...

[VAiN]

Can't an earthquake just destroy Hagar? I mean, PLEASE GOD??? Sheeeesh!!!! Fuck that dude.

Karma/life/destiny is catching up to him, he's done... Dave is in the drivers seat.. It's zen and the art of laughing last!

[scottydabodi]

Karma/life/destiny is catching up to him, he's done... Dave is in the drivers seat.. It's zen and the art of laughing last!

True. But an earthquake would be pretty awesome, eh?

[DONNIEP]

Speedball versus milkshake, right here...

[SparkieD]

Fucking orgasmic!!!!!

[Nickdfresh]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

How are Opie and Anthony doing? Oh wait. Who?

Slavish bitch loser says what?

[DONNIEP]

How are Opie and Anthony doing? Oh wait. Who?

Slavish bitch loser says what?

If it wasn't for Dave on Free FM I wouldn't even know who the fuck they were...

[Hardrock69]

Bleater keeps trying to dream the undreamable dream...to fight...the unwinnable fight...

Fucking tool....

[ThatArtGuy]

Feels so great to see all of this happening. Deserving doesn't even begin to define the feelings of what is going on. Ever since that glimmer in '96, all the BS since then... wow. FINALLY! It's just a gush of emotion. I didn't post this earlier since after all these years, I'm still gun shy, but all of us veterans at the Army must have been bursting (in every meaning of the word) at the same time when all of this news poured out.

Only we know how much this truly means. Normally, I'm fairly eloquent, but I just can't think of what to say. Cheers to my Army brothers and sisters, it's well earned.

[DONNIEP]

Dude, we have exclusive Diamond David Lee Roth video. Here, on this website. The Gods of Rock have smiled down on us. My faith has been restored. Heater is sucking on the business end of a gun right now...All is right with the world...

[Diamondjimi]

DLR ARMY ? The best damn Roth/CVH site on the entire fuckin internet!!!

Turn Dave loose and let the show begin!

I think the Vh/Roth camps have been aware of the DLR Army for many years. Very cool that they chose to share directly with us!

=VH=
=2012=

[ashstralia]

aaah, beautiful. *looks at sky*

[Hardrock69]

Well, damn. I can't watch this at all until I get to a broadband connection.

And YES....as pointed out above.....how about getting an exclusive deal from DDE on tickets and or passes? I would kill for some kind of premium package, but am so poor right now.

I will be able to afford a ticket, but do not know if I will be able to afford to travel out of town if they should bypass Gnashville again. I mean, christ, they played fucking Atlanta TWICE on the last tour and ignored Gnashville entirely!

Just sayin'!

[fryingdutchman]

This is amazing fucking news, and a total victory for everyone here at the Roth Army.

It's an incredible reward and a total acknowledgement of all we have suffered for over the last couple of decades.

Cheers to everyone, and I pour some out on the floor in honor of those who have passed on while waiting for this momentous occasion.

[fryingdutchman]

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

No...no...that would not be good.

The best comeuppance for Hagar would be if he were duct-taped to a chair front row center for the first VH show in 2012, while Dave and the band blow the roof off the fucking joint.

Then, after the annihilation is over, Dave gets nose to nose with that bloated tequila fuck and says "that's how it's done, son" before sauntering backstage. Then, every fan gets the chance to exit the arena past Hagar's seat, where they would be allowed to slap him in the face once on the way by. Perhaps 20,000 slaps would finally wake him up to the fact that he sucks.

Finally, Hagar would be alone, still taped to the chair...watching the cleanup crews and roadies prep for the next show.

[fryingdutchman]

In the spirit of giving I present to you all Dave's vision of a kick-ass video..Six hundred bucks, and most of it spent on beer...Diamond Dave in all his greatness...and yeah, the other guys too...

I think the "six hundred bucks" part was urban legend...it was actually more like six thousand. But still, an incredibly small amount to pay for a music video that became legend.

I'm picking up what you're putting down.

[fryingdutchman]

Is it just me, or does anybody else feel like not doing any fucking work all of a sudden? I just want to sit on the computer all day scouring around for as much VH information as possible.

I can't fucking focus cuz of this shit!!!!

[Calderone]

Great work and amazing fuckin news !!!!!

[DLR Bridge]

Is it just me, or does anybody else feel like not doing any fucking work all of a sudden? I just want to sit on the computer all day scouring around for as much VH information as possible.

I can't fucking focus cuz of this shit!!!!

Man, most days I miss having a decent breakfast on account of info scouring at the kitchen table. Definitely exciting times. Can't friggin' wait to hear something new.

[VHscraps]

The O'Jays 'Love Train', the leaked illustration with the train ... hmm. Is Dave giving us a clue?

Is this album gonna be called 'Love Train' ... if so, I'd dig it.

[vandeleur]

fuckin awsome

[Northern Girl]

Enough talk of the "H" word! Shit, half of this thread is about him! People from all over are going to come to see these exclusives and this is what you want them to see?

[ashstralia]

Enough talk of the "H" word! Shit, half of this thread is about him! People from all over are going to come to see these exclusives and this is what you want them to see?

word, sis.

DAVID LEE ROTH IS VAN HALEN!!!

[Nickdfresh]

I concur with NG. Can we get over the Gay Gar thing already? I'm already all over his slutty wife!

[jero]

Way to go Roth Army!!!

[bluemustard]

[bluemustard]

[unregistered]

VAN FUCKIN HALEN
Time to kick it my niggas, wheres my man CAIN ? Time to party like we did when we saw THE CULT !

[Va Beach VH Fan]

VAN FUCKIN HALEN
Time to kick it my niggas, wheres my man CAIN ? Time to party like we did when we saw THE CULT !

Dude, use one of your other two aliases. Don't force me to do it for you, thanks....

[unregistered]

Dude, use one of your other two aliases. Don't force me to do it for you, thanks....

I think you may have me cuntfused with someone else--my only other "alias" was GAYHITCH that i can remember. Can we still be friends? Love and rainbows : )

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Thanks for the compliments, although I really didn't do anything...

A couple of items to share...

- As you've probably have seen, I've removed the pics that were pasted here... We're going to watermark them properly.... And yes, we've been given permission to do that.... Once we watermark them, we'll put them in a new post...

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the annoucement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is....

- I forgot to relay info on the dog, "Here's some info on the dog in the video. He is Dave's and his name is Russell. He is an australian cattle dog and pretty much goes with Dave everywhere."

- Let's hold off on the posts talking about tickets, backstage passes and the like. Let's enjoy this access and appreciate it. If that stuff is offered down the road, so be it....

- A reminder on the Tour Forum for our new members: When tour dates are announced, I'll be creating "meetup/review" threads for every city on the tour. So please don't start a thread in Main about your particular city, make a post in that city's thread in the Tour Forum.....

- And for our "guests", please register and join the discussion !! As seen during the last VH tour with DLR, this place is JUMPING during the tour !! Plus, we have a great group of regular members from all over the world !!

[DiverDowninKy]

Pretty cool stuff Va. I can remember a time when Dave or his reps didn't acknowledge this site...but some of his band members did. Really good to see they finally know where to go, to give out info.

[Northern Girl]

- My DLR point of contact has been online here for several hours a day since the announcement. I won't reveal the person's identity, but the Mods know who the person is...

Well, THANK YOU very much whoever you are! You've made a lot of people very happy!

[Jagermeister]

Very Cool.

[Southpaw]

no fun zone

[scottydabodi]

No...no...that would not be good.

The best comeuppance for Hagar would be if he were duct-taped to a chair front row center for the first VH show in 2012, while Dave and the band blow the roof off the fucking joint.

Then, after the annihilation is over, Dave gets nose to nose with that bloated tequila fuck and says "that's how it's done, son" before sauntering backstage. Then, every fan gets the chance to exit the arena past Hagar's seat, where they would be allowed to slap him in the face once on the way by. Perhaps 20,000 slaps would finally wake him up to the fact that he sucks.

Finally, Hagar would be alone, still taped to the chair...watching the cleanup crews and roadies prep for the next show.

EXCELLENT!!!!!!! But, can I slap Hagar TWICE??

[fletch]

That video has got to be to coolest fucking thing.....

Rock on guys!! nice job!!

[chefcraig]

EXCELLENT!!!!!!! But, can I slap Hagar TWICE?

Friend, you can shoot his face off here: "Hammer The Hagars" Shooting Game

[hambon4lif]

Dave is employing an Autralian cattle dog to round up the wandering Van Halens.
"time to go to work"

Russell is probably responsible for the completion of this album. He should get a credit.

This could only come from the mind of Dave Roth....

Too funny!

[jhale667]

Finally got to check out the video this morning - AWESOME!!! So glad to see DLR break his silence, and giving the ARMY props!!