EXCLUSIVE: Roth Army Collaboration with Diamond Dave Enterprises !!

[chefcraig]

.......and somewhere, an RV is missing it's seat covers.......

Coincidentally, somewhere a village is missing it's idiot. (Sorry for the weakness of that one, it's been a long, ghastly day.)

[Seshmeister]

Look at me...

Somewhere an village is missing it's idiot.

[Seshmeister]

Simultaneous!

Great minds etc...

[Angel]

Well folks, here we go! Way to go Army!!! I'm not as surprised as some. I found the Army waaaaayyyyy back after hearing Dave mention "the Roth Army". Haven't been around much the last couple of years because I'm back in University, but I see Dave's bringing a lot of us old-timer's back...damn, we've spent a lot of years on these boards waiting for this!!! ROTH ON WORLD!!!

[neuralfraud]

Yknow for the first time in a LONG time you can actually search/find "VAN HALEN" in the news (ie: news.google.com) and NOT SEE A FUCKIN' LICK OF HAGAR!

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! ....

Van halen announcing tour on xmas? 10/10!

Hagar NOT showing up to "me-too!" his way into relevancy? priceless.

[kwame k]

.......and somewhere, an RV is missing it's seat covers.......

Leave it to a sheep to critique fashion

[chefcraig]

Simultaneous!

Great minds etc...

Nah, in our case, "not-so-great" minds addled by booze and fatigue.

[scottydabodi]

Yknow for the first time in a LONG time you can actually search/find "VAN HALEN" in the news (ie: news.google.com) and NOT SEE A FUCKIN' LICK OF HAGAR!

IT'S A HOLIDAY MIRACLE! ....

Van halen announcing tour on xmas? 10/10!

Hagar NOT showing up to "me-too!" his way into relevancy? priceless.

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

[78/84 guy]

I repeat: I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck.

I like the I repeat thing !!

[DONNIEP]

Y'know, the idea that I might hear a new Van Halen album with DLR on vocals sometime within the next year.... well that just makes my whole fuckin DECADE... and if the album ROCKS, then YEE-FUCKIN-HAW. Everyone, LET'S RAISE A DRINK AND TOAST TO 2012, the year Van Halen knocks the music industry on its ear-AGAIN!!!!:bottle:

I got mine!!!

[scottydabodi]

I like the I repeat thing !!

Let me add to that... I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck carrying VAN HALEN 2012's stage show to the next SOLD OUT enormo-dome stop on their world devastation tour while "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" blasts out the window and the stoned driver is gettin a BJ from a drunk supermodel.

[SunisinuS]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if.......Drivel Drivel Drivel

Sick em' Rusty! Get the Bleater.....dat's a good dog.

[chefcraig]

Let me add to that... I hope stupid-ass Hagar gets hit by a fuckin truck carrying VAN HALEN 2012's stage show to the next SOLD OUT enormo-dome stop on their world devastation tour while "Somebody Get Me a Doctor" blasts out the window and the stoned driver is gettin a BJ from a drunk supermodel.

Yeah, but just think of the damage to the front end of that poor, unsuspecting truck.

[DONNIEP]

IF Dave actually checks in here, what if he got upset at the shit you have said about his band mates? Who would be the first to line up, kneel down and........apologize? Has everyone forgiven him for allowing "the sisters" to ball gag him these past few years?

This is the ROTH ARMY - we don't fuck around!

[FORD]

Coincidentally, somewhere a village is missing it's idiot. (Sorry for the weakness of that one, it's been a long, ghastly day.)

Given Bleater's obsessions with certain things, it's probably more like a Village is missing its People.....