While running errands today for work with a buddy of mine I heard this eternally terrible song from the worst album with the Van Halen name on it. Because it wasn't my car I didn't attempt to change the station and paid very close attention to the music. While listening to the melody of the song, I realized Ed could have done the same arrangement on guitar and with Dave in the band it could've been something reminiscent of "Secrets." Instead, the masses were treated to yet another fucking keyboard saturated love song written and sung by the wrong singer.