Roth Army will be represented at Cafe Wha? This Thursday !!

[WARF]

Oh, and by the way....

Roth army is gonna get to hear TATTOO first...

If they let me bring a camera.... maybe I will hide CATO underneath my coat let him film it...

What is he like 4'5... uhu hu huh uh uhuhuhu uh

[WARF]

I am gonna see so many stars at cafe wha..... it's gonna feel like I fucked the universe...

[Dan]

Oh, and by the way....

Roth army is gonna get to hear TATTOO first...

If they let me bring a camera.... maybe I will hide CATO underneath my coat let him film it...

What is he like 4'5... uhu hu huh uh uhuhuhu uh

He Is 5'2 Naked.

[moose]

You lucky, well deserving bastard!!

[Dave's PA Rental]

Go to Radio Shack, buy a $30 voice recorder, hide it under your junk, get in Cafe Wha?, go to the bathroom, retrieve it from junk, place in front pocket, press RECORD.

[Dan]

I am gonna see so many stars at cafe wha..... it's gonna feel like I fucked the universe...

Then later On There Will Stars In Your Eyes.

[Full Bug]

WARF, dont forget to wear your 'It Ain't Van Halen Without David Lee Roth' shirt...

[WARF]

Okay here's the report...

WARF found in a gutter in NYC covered in newspaper... using a franzia winebag as a pillow...

[Dave's PA Rental]

Or, if you have a smartphone, voice recorder app. Mine records for ten hours.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Re-Mod WARF!

do it VA!

actually fuck that..make WARF a webbie!

Um, it was I that got HIM the pass....

Maybe you should make ME the Webbie...

Oh, wait....

[WARF]

Oh, and by the way...

You folks joining us in TV LAND....

WARF is going to cafe wha.....

Why not hear some world premiere Van Halen before everyone else???

24 hours til my fucking head blows off...

Now back to you BOB!

[SunisinuS]

Okay here's the report...

WARF found in a gutter in NYC covered in newspaper... using a franzia winebag as a pillow...

Just stay away from the $10 dollar bunk reefer sold in Central Park....or make sure next time Russel shepherds you away from it.....


Sic 'Em WARF.

I think you will do fine. You are seeing Van Halen in a small club...not a stadium....not an arena...something the rest of us hosebags will never experience. Roll with it. Bring a Chick and try and sneak her in...ect ect. Toast one with the Toastmaster.....don't break YOUR legs....make sure AAA can pull you out of a ditch....get sleep...plan....Show up in an Ice Cream Truck for goodness sake.


Wish you all the fun and success in the world on this journey.

and hell....

Here's looking at you Kid!

[78/84 guy]

WARF, dont forget to wear your 'It Ain't Van Halen Without David Lee Roth' shirt...

I prefer GOT ROTH ? Don't piss off Dave if you get to close to him or he might fuck your girlfreind pal !!!

[WARF]

I can see it now...

WARF showing his ID at CAFE WHA....

After they let FERNANDO in with his fake ID...

Smiling at me...

With a BIG ?..................... on his face

[WARF]

He can fuck my girlfriend all day with an 8 ball of coke... if he will just shake my hand and let me tell him about the rotharmy...