Ever gonna spill the beans or is there a request to remain anonymous??Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan
It's a gal, and she rocks....
Ever gonna spill the beans or is there a request to remain anonymous??It's a gal, and she rocks....
I don't see that happening, I wouldn't subject her to the avalanche of crap she'd get....
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
We all know it's Lefty.........come on, man!
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
I've figured it out, but it doesn't really matter...I mean I'm not going to offer her say $500 for a backstage pass or anything...
I think it's fair to say that most of us have done our fair share of bitching about how shitty Van Halen have treated their fans over the years.
Really seems like they are trying to make up for it now.
Thats fucking awesome, WARF.......
Really, yall....
If you dont know......
Couldnt find a better rep for this here biz. Nobody loves our band more than WARF.
Kick ass and take names, brother.
Fuck Scott Weiland. Fucking asshole. I get trashed all the time and still go to work. And my job sucks ass. -ODShowtime
Hey Dloc, did you see someone posted VH at Xcel on May 19? Not official yet, but I'm hoping it's true! No more crappy Target Center like last time!
Awwwwww. You remembered.
The visual is burned in my brain! LOL
Class thing to say WARF, I'm happy for ya bro, have a kick ass time for all of us, your gonna be living a dream we all wish we could be living with you....
Last edited by Full Bug; 01-04-2012 at 09:30 PM.
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Awesome news - congrats WARF!!
I like Stern but at the same time he got a really big head the last 10 years. Fuck em' He was awesome 20 years ago.
congrats, warf. very fuckin' cool.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
Yes it's all true...
I have been blowing Roth Army staff...
They gave me a ride home today...
But I didnt recongnize I was near my house til we hit that SPEED BUMP in my development....
uh uh uh u hu hu huhu hu h
Re-Mod WARF!
do it VA!
actually fuck that..make WARF a webbie!
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
Oh, and by the way....
Roth army is gonna get to hear TATTOO first...
If they let me bring a camera.... maybe I will hide CATO underneath my coat let him film it...
What is he like 4'5... uhu hu huh uh uhuhuhu uh
I am gonna see so many stars at cafe wha..... it's gonna feel like I fucked the universe...
He Is 5'2 Naked.
Last edited by Dan; 01-04-2012 at 10:10 PM. Reason: He's A Walking Tripod
First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.
You lucky, well deserving bastard!!
Go to Radio Shack, buy a $30 voice recorder, hide it under your junk, get in Cafe Wha?, go to the bathroom, retrieve it from junk, place in front pocket, press RECORD.
Then later On There Will Stars In Your Eyes.
Last edited by Dan; 01-04-2012 at 10:11 PM. Reason: What A Fucking Buzz He Will have.
WARF, dont forget to wear your 'It Ain't Van Halen Without David Lee Roth' shirt...
Okay here's the report...
WARF found in a gutter in NYC covered in newspaper... using a franzia winebag as a pillow...
Or, if you have a smartphone, voice recorder app. Mine records for ten hours.
Um, it was I that got HIM the pass....
Maybe you should make ME the Webbie...
Oh, wait....
Oh, and by the way...
You folks joining us in TV LAND....
WARF is going to cafe wha.....
Why not hear some world premiere Van Halen before everyone else???
24 hours til my fucking head blows off...
Now back to you BOB!
Last edited by WARF; 01-04-2012 at 10:23 PM.
Just stay away from the $10 dollar bunk reefer sold in Central Park....or make sure next time Russel shepherds you away from it.....
Sic 'Em WARF.
I think you will do fine. You are seeing Van Halen in a small club...not a stadium....not an arena...something the rest of us hosebags will never experience. Roll with it. Bring a Chick and try and sneak her in...ect ect. Toast one with the Toastmaster.....don't break YOUR legs....make sure AAA can pull you out of a ditch....get sleep...plan....Show up in an Ice Cream Truck for goodness sake.
Wish you all the fun and success in the world on this journey.
and hell....
Here's looking at you Kid!
Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-04-2012 at 10:19 PM. Reason: Enjoy yourself...do not worry about what we think.
Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.
I prefer GOT ROTH ? Don't piss off Dave if you get to close to him or he might fuck your girlfreind pal !!!WARF, dont forget to wear your 'It Ain't Van Halen Without David Lee Roth' shirt...
I can see it now...
WARF showing his ID at CAFE WHA....
After they let FERNANDO in with his fake ID...
Smiling at me...
With a BIG ?..................... on his face
Last edited by WARF; 01-04-2012 at 10:20 PM.
He can fuck my girlfriend all day with an 8 ball of coke... if he will just shake my hand and let me tell him about the rotharmy...
I feel like Joe Thunder...
NEXT QUESTION!
Let's not forget that DDE monitors our site here and there. Do you really want WARF to get his junk patted down? How inappropriate!
Oh dear.
When you leaving ? I'd be standing out there at 10 a.m. just to make sure i'm there !
I'm thinking of an excuse to call out sick for work!!!!
I'm going to see Van fucking Halen..... oh and I got pink eye btw...
Where will Brian Minto fight next?
THE WARFMASTER uhuh uh uh uhu hu hu
Will you make my name RED if you can hear TATTOO tommorow???
Somebody get me a doctor !!!!
Somebody get me a fucking train ticket!!!! hu u hu u h uh uh u hu hu
Pojo didn't pick up his phone....
Oh well... atleast he got me singing TAKE YOUR WHISKEY HOME on his voicemail....
Train is definitely the best way to go.
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