Official 5/19 St. Paul Meetup/Review Thread

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

so can you clarify the 'monkey butt" comment?!

No. All primates classified as monkeys have a tail. I don't believe Ed has a tail. But maybe he's growing one and that is the reason the band has broken up. It's all Ed's tail.

Come on...we've always known Alex was an ape-man.

[atomicpnk47]

They have cream for that....

[Light Em' Up!]

Ice Cream Man

[Momshell]

LMAO! That was the first thing that came to my mind (chaps)...I didn't know that Dave had an ass problem...I thought the problem was with his ankles or calves???

My guess is that the longer he goes without fat and continues to do coke, the more his body will degenerate....maybe it's reached his ass at this point. So sad...poor Dave.

[Sensible Shoes]

They have cream for that....

desitin.

[sob33316]

I can see the sweat dripping off Wolfie and his dad.DLR must not have sweat glands. #VanHalen— Ross Raihala (@RossRaihala) May 20, 2012

first the glands and now the sweat glands...what is next? lol

[Momshell]

No. All primates classified as monkeys have a tail. I don't believe Ed has a tail. But maybe he's growing one and that is the reason the band has broken up. It's all Ed's tail.

Come on...we've always known Alex was an ape-man.

Once again - you have made me LOL - took several tries before I could read that one out loud!!

[chi-town324]

they did and the cradle will rock on the last tour...i remember dave saying....have u seen Wolfies grades? classic

[ALMOSTsaved]

Eddie Van Halen has no teeth and David Lee Roth is on drugs no doubt. #vanhalen #oldrockers— Ryan Adams (@ryguy0722) May 20, 2012

[Dan]

Does Van Halen Have Another Surprise For Us Roth Army Peeps.

[Light Em' Up!]

Eddie Van Halen has no teeth and David Lee Roth is on drugs no doubt. #vanhalen #oldrockers— Ryan Adams (@ryguy0722) May 20, 2012

I held back on posting that one....but since you did, yet another DB comes out.

[SNIPER]

Eddie Van Halen has no teeth and David Lee Roth is on drugs no doubt. #vanhalen #oldrockers— Ryan Adams (@ryguy0722) May 20, 2012

Oh boy

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

Eddie Van Halen has no teeth and David Lee Roth is on drugs no doubt. #vanhalen #oldrockers— Ryan Adams (@ryguy0722) May 20, 2012

OH no, Ed left his teeth at home.

[Momshell]

Eddie Van Halen has no teeth and David Lee Roth is on drugs no doubt. #vanhalen #oldrockers— Ryan Adams (@ryguy0722) May 20, 2012

Oh fuck - a tail and no teeth...that's not good.

[Light Em' Up!]

Panama! #VanHalen— Barb Abney (@BarbAbney) May 20, 2012