Barney G (Ash's crippled mate)

[ashstralia]

One doesn't quack like a rabbit for example.

that's correct. one may quack like a duck when you suck, buck like a horse when you fuck, take every inch up your butt, etc..

[Barney G]

that's correct. one may quack like a duck when you suck, buck like a horse when you fuck, take every inch up your butt, etc..

No, I have a better one. We are sitting in a pub having a quite quiet beer when a reformed (then deformed and reformed again a few more times) Junkie tells us stories about getting into fights.

His great self defence method?

To insert his own fingers into his own anus and then to wave them about saying "if you fight me my fingers will go in your mouth".

[ashstralia]

but that bloke is clearly a retard, right?

[Barney G]

Hey, the method works. You can't brag about it later but you'll avoid the Irish sunglasses.

Wait... (note:ellipsis usage) He did brag about it.

Complete retard.

[ashstralia]

i think he's a few snags short of a barbie...