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  1. 01-07-2012, 03:41 PM #1
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    The One And Only houseofpain's house of pain

    Hello,
    My name is houseofpain, and I am a rothaholic. I listen to massive quantities of CVH and DLR. I also listen to copious quantities of Whitesnake, Megadeth, Metallica, RJD, Pantera, Avenged Sevenfold, and various other loud, fast guitars. In case any of you peeps didn't know, I was originally member #6 here at the Roth Army, webmasturbated the dlrnd.com, modded here and at links, and even at the same time before we blew that pop-stand. I lost a gazillion posts, and my place in line when everyone's shit got fucked. I'm told I was snorting lines off the tits of a midget when all this went down, but my memory has chosen to omit it. I roll with my EUAS brothers. We will straight fuck you up before we take any shit, so keep it in mind. If you want to hang, have a good time, and talk sense, I'm down with that. I may even partake of some Jim Beam with you. Silly little dramatic bitches, however, will not be tolerated. Its nice to meet you. If you can't beat it, suck it. Have fun my peeps.

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    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi houseofpain and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!
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  3. 01-07-2012, 03:48 PM #3
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    I wonder if I can get Sarge's Little Helper to repost to me like WARFy does...
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    The bot doesn't work the way it used to unfortunately. Doesn't do the auto-response to questions like "Who Is David Lee Roth?" or "Who Is Bette Midler?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge's Little Helper View Post
    Hi houseofpain and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
    When do I get my beer Sarge's Little Helper? Cause I'll take it now...
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    Welcome back, ihop.
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    HOP

    Technology has fucked all of us at one time or another... many great threads and posts were lost in the various "Great Database and Hosting Corruption Scandals" at both DLR Army and VH Links over the years.

    That is all.

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    He looks like some intelectual smooth dude, who wants to date my chick. That Avatar dude in Conmee's AV..yeah.. like some kind of jiggalo from smart town....hmmm... If I had a chick, and she walked in the room right now...I think she would want to date him....hmmmmm?? I would like to get a chick and find out.

    It is a tough one, does he have the look or does she have a look at...that...suit... and that..tie... all like THAT!.....hnnnmmmm.?

    If I only had a chick...?

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    WB Man... I used to be 2nd to the Top Jimmy here myself...but Like Dave, I forgot my Motel keys yet again.

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    Actually, that's me as a "Mad Men" character. Surprisingly accurate except I don't smoke. But I have the suit and occasionally when I'm toeing the company line, the same corporate haircut. What I get for being in advertising I guess. Casting call couch is now open for business...

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    Hi hop....you should never lose your rank here! Thats wrong! Glad you are around...klsn...
    ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Irony View Post
    Hi hop....you should never lose your rank here! Thats wrong! Glad you are around...klsn...
    Hey beautiful!
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    Quote Originally Posted by houseofpain View Post
    When do I get my beer Sarge's Little Helper? Cause I'll take it now...
    lol...not sure that i ever got mine, either...lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Texan View Post
    Welcome back, ihop.
    LT, good to see you bro
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    Part of the appeal of being here again is seeing friends like you posting!! To anyone who doesnt know....HOP is an awesome guy.....To know him is to love him!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sweet Irony View Post
    Part of the appeal of being here again is seeing friends like you posting!! To anyone who doesnt know....HOP is an awesome guy.....To know him is to love him!!!
    You are too kind dear! Miss you and all my peeps. Miss the late nights on msn messenger.
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