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    Guests and members with less than 10 posts can no longer see signatures.

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    Imagine - nobody can see Dr. Love's Flapping tits girl.

    Oh dear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Imagine - nobody can see Dr. Love's Flapping tits girl.
    they know not what they are missin'
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Imagine - nobody can see Dr. Love's Flapping tits girl.
    They may be able to read his actual posts then...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    They may be able to read his actual posts then...
    he types stuff?

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    He must, he's got posts... but don't ask me what the fuck any of them say!

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    I had a sig for a day and a half, lost it temporarily,
    and now it's back.

    If you love something, post at least ten times
    and see if it comes back to you.
    'Cause three holes are better than a hole-in-one!!!

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    I'm just not much of a poser... er ah, I mean poster

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    Quote Originally Posted by relliot View Post
    I'm just not much of a poser... er ah, I mean poster
    4 posts in 8 years! You need another 10 years to see signatures!

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    4 posts in EIGHT years and his status is still "Roth army recruit"

    how about making those status dependent on # of years registered? vB doesn't support that though, does it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neuralfraud View Post
    4 posts in EIGHT years and his status is still "Roth army recruit"

    how about making those status dependent on # of years registered? vB doesn't support that though, does it?
    maybe we could make a "ROTH national guard" for "recruits" of this nature

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    Why do we need 10 posts?

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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    Why do we need 10 posts?
    7 more, and we'll tell yuh

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    'caus I don't really have anything to say but appreciate reading the posts especially Dr'Love

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    I'm working on it right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    I'm working on it right now.
    The idea is that after 10 or so posts, you'll get the lay of the land, as some of the sigs are somewhat unsafe for work.









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    In fact I would like to have Dr.Love sig

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    I work from home so nothing can disturb anyone here

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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    In fact I would like to have Dr.Love sig
    who wouldn't?
    Last edited by PETE'S BROTHER; 01-08-2012 at 02:01 PM. Reason: ironically, boobs

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    who wouldn't?
    My wife wouldn't let me she finds it a little disturbing

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    Once I get to ten I will slow down onthe posting...

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    Finally 10 btw anybody heard the rumour that DLR and VH are getting back together...

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    when?

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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    Finally 10 btw anybody heard the rumour that DLR and VH are getting back together...
    ok. now, everybody unclick 'Show your signature'

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    haha I like it.

    Hmmm,I might actually make my signature "Hey Jackass! You must have 10 posts on ROTHARMY.COM to view signatures on this forum. Start posting NOW!"

    Just to confuse them

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    as long as I can see Dr.Loves...

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    It's official now, ladies!
    From now on, if you wanna see my 'signature', it's gonna cost you 10 posts. (for an additional 5 posts, I'll let you hold it, though)
    Last edited by hambon4lif; 01-08-2012 at 02:41 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Hey Jackass! You must have 10 posts on ROTHARMY.COM to view signatures on this forum. Start posting NOW!

    Noticed this last night when trying out my new tablet outside the coffee shop. Great idea. I hope this spurs the newbies to post more. I'm loving all the activity at the site.......and speaking of...


    Today is Elvis Presleys birthday. In honor of that, and with all the excitement in Van Halen land with a new song in 2 days & tour/album...I'm gonna make a (bad?) suggestion.

    Any chance of un-banning Elvis? He has been punished thoroughly imo. I know he crossed a line but with everything going on, perhaps a second chance? We've all had bad moments. And Elvis has had more than his share....but he has also had some great ones!

    I don't know. Just wanted to toss it out there to the mods/webbies to consider. (maybe you already have, idk what happens behing the scenes)

    Anyways, roth on! Site has been exceptionally fun & fantastic the last couple weeks. Loving every second of it!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by neuralfraud View Post
    4 posts in EIGHT years and his status is still "Roth army recruit"

    how about making those status dependent on # of years registered? vB doesn't support that though, does it?

    We ALL look at years registered when deciding how hard to tear up someone on a thread. The longer you've been here, the worse you're gonna get it.

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    That explains GAR and ACE then

    ...


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    we're going to have a flood of new signups with only 10 posts so they can see the boobs again
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    He must, he's got posts... but don't ask me what the fuck any of them say!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Any chance of un-banning Elvis? He has been punished thoroughly imo. I know he crossed a line but with everything going on, perhaps a second chance? We've all had bad moments. And Elvis has had more than his share....but he has also had some great ones!
    What did he do to get banned? Spill the beans!
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    Quote Originally Posted by So this is love View Post
    My wife wouldn't let me she finds it a little disturbing

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    And Gar. Least he was not anti-Dave or Van Halen. Just a pisser.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    It's official now, ladies!
    From now on, if you wanna see my 'signature', it's gonna cost you 10 posts. (for an additional 5 posts, I'll let you hold it, though)
    Quick - I need more than 10 posts......

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Noticed this last night when trying out my new tablet outside the coffee shop. Great idea. I hope this spurs the newbies to post more. I'm loving all the activity at the site.......and speaking of...


    Today is Elvis Presleys birthday. In honor of that, and with all the excitement in Van Halen land with a new song in 2 days & tour/album...I'm gonna make a (bad?) suggestion.

    Any chance of un-banning Elvis? He has been punished thoroughly imo. I know he crossed a line but with everything going on, perhaps a second chance? We've all had bad moments. And Elvis has had more than his share....but he has also had some great ones!

    I don't know. Just wanted to toss it out there to the mods/webbies to consider. (maybe you already have, idk what happens behing the scenes)

    Anyways, roth on! Site has been exceptionally fun & fantastic the last couple weeks. Loving every second of it!!!!
    Elvis will be making a return (hopefully) soon...
    Breasts,
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    Please don't bring back Gar.......pretty please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Elvis will be making a return (hopefully) soon...
    Breasts,
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    Thanks Sarge!


    As for what he 'did', he just got antsy like everyone else watching a band with zero information. He let it get the best of him & pushed the envelope a little too hard in taunting a couple other friends here. No biggie. I hope he comes back in true Elvis form that we love & all is forgotten. If Dave & Eddie can get back together.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoes, Sensible View Post
    Imagine - nobody can see Dr. Love's Flapping tits girl.

    lol...tease!
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