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    Roth is a great singer, but...

    Dave, please stop the screaming. The way you sing the first lines to Somebody Get Me A Doctor at the New York gig, for instance, is awful. Just stick to the great melodies. Your voice is at its best in the low/mid registers, as we all can hear on the great Van Halen albums. You can still reach those notes, so there is no need for that strange high pitched voice. I'm sure everybody knows what I'm talking about here.

    And Dave, please pay a bit more attention to your timing. On record it's always perfect, but live, it seems that you sometimes forget the words, so you are too late. Well, find a way to remember them. Don't get me wrong, David Lee Roth has one of the greatest voices in rock and he still can be a great frontman. But most of the time, the live singing could be a lot better. It's not a karaoke show, it's your profession.

    So, there I said it.
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    Dave forgetting the lyrics and sucky timing is ALL part of his charm dude!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    Dave, please stop the screaming. The way you sing the first lines to Somebody Get Me A Doctor at the New York gig, for instance, is awful. Just stick to the great melodies. Your voice is at its best in the low/mid registers, as we all can hear on the great Van Halen albums. You can still reach those notes, so there is no need for that strange high pitched voice. I'm sure everybody knows what I'm talking about here.

    And Dave, please pay a bit more attention to your timing. On record it's always perfect, but live, it seems that you sometimes forget the words, so you are too late. Well, find a way to remember them. Don't get me wrong, David Lee Roth has one of the greatest voices in rock and he still can be a great frontman. But most of the time, the live singing could be a lot better. It's not a karaoke show, it's your profession.

    So, there I said it.
    Well, thank you very much for your advice, we will forward it to Dave who will gladly take notice.
    A professional singing adviser was seriously missed here, thank you so much!

    Cheers! :bottle:
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    You're talking about Dave Matthews right?
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    Not to mention the fact that it is pretty much unlikely that Dave needs career advice from a guy that wasn't even born yet when Roth started performing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jérôme Frenchise View Post
    Well, thank you very much for your advice, we will forward it to Dave who will gladly take notice.
    A professional singing adviser was seriously missed here, thank you so much!

    Cheers! :bottle:
    Come on, I didn't mean to be a wiseguy. It just the way I see it. I'm having trouble enough putting it all down in English. I have been a fan since the '80's. I even joined the Rotharmy when nobody gave a penny for VH or Roth (about 10 years ago my username was "Rob100" if I remember right.) I'm thrilled with all the stuff happening at the moment and I've waited, just like all of you, for years for this to happen.

    No need for all the cynical replies here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    Come on, I didn't mean to be a wiseguy. It just the way I see it. I'm having trouble enough putting it all down in English. I have been a fan since the '80's. I even joined the Rotharmy when nobody gave a penny for VH or Roth (about 10 years ago my username was "Rob100" if I remember right.) I'm thrilled with all the stuff happening at the moment and I've waited, just like all of you, for years for this to happen.

    No need for all the cynical replies here.
    Am guessing all the people on this site have always gave a penny for Dave !!!!!

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    Stop the screaming? Pay more attention to timing? Forgetting the words?

    Dude, he's David Lee Fucking Roth, the greatest FRONTMAN in the history or Rock and Fucking Roll....

    You just don't get it. Maybe that's lost in your translation.....

    You want to hear singing, go see the Three Tenors....
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    Come on, I didn't mean to be a wiseguy. It just the way I see it. I'm having trouble enough putting it all down in English. I have been a fan since the '80's. I even joined the Rotharmy when nobody gave a penny for VH or Roth (about 10 years ago my username was "Rob100" if I remember right.) I'm thrilled with all the stuff happening at the moment and I've waited, just like all of you, for years for this to happen.

    No need for all the cynical replies here.
    Well, don't take it too hard, man, it's only irony, no cynicism here...

    There have been a few threads that dealt with Dave's singing, his '94 new pitch
    for instance. Maybe it's what didn't please you in last Thursday's versions?
    I only agree with you on his forgetting lyrics (but who honestly wouldn't? ) -
    in Panama, he sang "Full top and top down" at Café WARF.
    But well, not worth getting mad, is it?
    Dave starts singing his lines when he wants, they're his lyrics, aren't they?

    Anyway, if the videos that were posted are priceless, they don't render the sound
    properly, and except in a couple of them, Dave's voice in particular, so let's not judge
    too quickly...

    Roth on, Dopie!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    You want to hear singing, go see the Three Tenors....
    Now that should prove interesting, since Luciano Pavarotti died like 5 or 6 years ago...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    Am guessing all the people on this site have always gave a penny for Dave !!!!!
    And Blood,Sweat and tears, lots n lots of tears!

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    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.

    Edit: sorry, didn't see Jeromes note. Too busy checking the spelling of words like "ridiculous"!
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    Daves imperfections are what make him perfect.

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    No criticism??? On THE ROTH ARMY fan site? Scandalous, fuckin scandalous! (sarcasm)

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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Now that should prove interesting, since Luciano Pavarotti died like 5 or 6 years ago...
    At least we know Pavarotti won't be the one who's off key
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    Dopie, I agree in principle, but on the eve of a historic album and tour from the Mighty Van Halen, You need to shut the fuck up and keep it to yourself.
    You've had since 2006 to bring this up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.

    Edit: sorry, didn't see Jeromes note. Too busy checking the spelling of words like "ridiculous"!
    Did you notice this is THE Roth Fucking Army? If you want American Idol you are in the wrong place.
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    Jesus Christ...

    It has been almost THREE FUCKING DECADES since the last Van Halen album with Dave.

    And out of the woodwork comes all these whiny cunts with advice and nit-picky problems.

    Do you know when this was a very unhappy and sparring website (actually, it was all kinda awesome)? 2004. During the lame-ass, pathetic Sammy-VH reunion tour. Sheep were running amok...Dave was rather silent...things looked hopeless.

    Now we have everything we've wanted...and there are people determined to be unhappy and finding ways to bitch about Dave.

    For God's sake, WARF and Dave were almost French-kissing, a 13-song Van Halen album with Dave including SHE'S THE WOMAN is about to be released, an extensive tour is ready to go with new material, Sammy isn't even being mentioned by these guys and his songs are forgotten...

    Yes, this is a time to be happy and enjoy the show.

    Whining fuckers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.
    It's the Diamond David Lee Roth Army here...

    I must admit that I see what you mean, Dave sang certain verse parts higher than usual,
    like one line at a higher pitch than the following one...
    I dunno, maybe he was too excited to play and had to exteriorise his excitement this way?
    Is it that blamable?

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    what Rikk said

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.
    really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.
    Nah man. No one here thinks Dave is the greatest singer of all time. It's the whole package that makes him great. Not knowing what the next thing he will sing, say or do is half the fun. Sure some things bug me, like in panama.....shes flyin im flyin? Whatever. Im just happy hes doing panama. Just drink more so it all makes sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    I'm really stunned by the total lack of criticism here. The guy is not Jesus. Nobody seems to even want to know what I mean. I was hoping for a bit of discussion, but this is ridiculous.

    Edit: sorry, didn't see Jeromes note. Too busy checking the spelling of words like "ridiculous"!
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    Well i have nothing of value to add so instead I will just ramble.

    Listen,

    If you want to hear good timing, on-key notes and word-for-word accuracy then what the hell are you doing seeing or watching live shows?

    I'll give you one - the screaming is a bit awkward, but if you pay attention to the 2k7/2k8 videos he was much more dialed in.

    Me personally? I'l wait for a few vids of thew first few gigs start poppin up on youtube before I make my judgement.

    Have you ever been in a band? I have and I'll say this. At first I was a uptight jackass and I wanted my singer (death/heavy metal band) to be perfect but instead he wanted to get piss drunk, sing when he wanted to and just be a jackass. After a while I realized "hey, you know.. he might as well be fucking DLR up there.. " and like that I turned to him and said "You do whatever the fuck you want." and you know what? it kicked ass... then he broke his ankle got a dui and couldn't travel to practice; the bassplayer moved to fucking fort lauderdale, I had a kid and like that it was ALL OVER with.. fucking bitch! all his fucking fault! god damn singers..

    There is a point to all of this.. let the man sing how he sings man, that's part of the magic. Don't set yourself up for disappointment by expecting him to replicate his recorded performances, instead, expect Diamond Dave and you will absolutely enjoy it.
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    OK guys. Good luck jerking off on your 1982 Roth posters.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    OK guys. Good luck jerking off on your 1982 Roth posters.
    who does that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    Dave, please stop the screaming. The way you sing the first lines to Somebody Get Me A Doctor at the New York gig, for instance, is awful. Just stick to the great melodies. Your voice is at its best in the low/mid registers, as we all can hear on the great Van Halen albums. You can still reach those notes, so there is no need for that strange high pitched voice. I'm sure everybody knows what I'm talking about here.

    And Dave, please pay a bit more attention to your timing. On record it's always perfect, but live, it seems that you sometimes forget the words, so you are too late. Well, find a way to remember them. Don't get me wrong, David Lee Roth has one of the greatest voices in rock and he still can be a great frontman. But most of the time, the live singing could be a lot better. It's not a karaoke show, it's your profession.

    So, there I said it.
    AL !!! Jezzz, just talk to Dave in person, this isn't really the best way, just call him on the phone...say, sometimes you upset my timing and I am the bottom end holding this music fast to the rock. Dave is a understanding sort of fellow and can take some critisism..sak up!

    I like Dave's exclamation points, on the old classics, but this is a good post you posted (not Al)..even though I like the way DLR mixes it up, you have the right to say what you will.

    I like the stories the banter it gives everyone a break. If you want solid structure to the Album go see Madonna she lip syncs to her stuff the whole show and still charges 500 $ a chair ..nice work if you can get it .

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    OK guys. Good luck jerking off on your 1982 Roth posters.
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    The ONLY time i jerked off to a Dave poster was in 1981, and there was a naked chick in it HONEST

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    Hmmm..7 posts since 2006, and 4 of 'em appeared today. Such keening insight on display. Go back to not posting, you have a more profound impact that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    OK guys. Good luck jerking off to your 2012 katy Perry posters.
    Just Did,Thanks For Asking.
    Last edited by Dan; 01-08-2012 at 12:42 PM. Reason: Holy Shit,What A Load.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    OK guys. Good luck jerking off on your 1982 Roth posters.
    Don't worry - when I'm done, I'll mail it off to Holland so you can stick in on your forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by neuralfraud View Post
    Well i have nothing of value to add so instead I will just ramble.

    Listen,

    If you want to hear good timing, on-key notes and word-for-word accuracy then what the hell are you doing seeing or watching live shows?

    I'll give you one - the screaming is a bit awkward, but if you pay attention to the 2k7/2k8 videos he was much more dialed in.

    Me personally? I'l wait for a few vids of thew first few gigs start poppin up on youtube before I make my judgement.

    Have you ever been in a band? I have and I'll say this. At first I was a uptight jackass and I wanted my singer (death/heavy metal band) to be perfect but instead he wanted to get piss drunk, sing when he wanted to and just be a jackass. After a while I realized "hey, you know.. he might as well be fucking DLR up there.. " and like that I turned to him and said "You do whatever the fuck you want." and you know what? it kicked ass... then he broke his ankle got a dui and couldn't travel to practice; the bassplayer moved to fucking fort lauderdale, I had a kid and like that it was ALL OVER with.. fucking bitch! all his fucking fault! god damn singers..

    There is a point to all of this.. let the man sing how he sings man, that's part of the magic. Don't set yourself up for disappointment by expecting him to replicate his recorded performances, instead, expect Diamond Dave and you will absolutely enjoy it.
    Great post.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dopie View Post
    OK guys. Good luck jerking off on your 1982 Roth posters.
    This isn't nice...

    There are threads dealing with Dave's singing live, you should bother finding them.

    In addition, it is a very bad moment to start one, it's Van Halen FIESTA here, and as
    RIKK underlines it, it's been a fucking long Wait before living this, so whatever looks
    like dissing, even from afar, won't be taken coolly.

    You can understand the reactions here by the time you kind of spit in the soup, can't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan View Post
    Just Did,Thanks For Asking.
    I dunno, Danno. Katy Perry just seems too school-girlish for my taste as I get older. Christina Hendricks on the other hand...


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    Dopie, trying to explain the phenomena of live Dave is like trying to explain the phenomena known as The Beatles. I knew as soon as I saw this thread you were about to get your ass handed to you on a platter. What do you expect? This IS a fucking army!!!!!! Plus, it's David Lee Roth and Van Halen, we don't "play nice". You think we're bad now, you should have seen us around '04, as someone already mentioned. Meanest bunch of cunts on the planet, we were, and can still be when necessary.

    You ever heard of "I forgot the fuckin' words, man!!!".
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    Shit, lots of posts while I was grabbing my coffee before clicking send on that. Send the dick to the Dump.

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    I took a tour of the Waterford crystal factory in Ireland some many summers ago. Don't worry..... A point is coming. So, at the factory they talk about the imperfections of the each crystal and that is what makes it so unique and valuable. Each piece is hand blown. And each being hand blown there is no way for apiece to have zero blemishes They told us the crystal with no blemishes is machine made and nowhere near as valuable.

    Think of Dave as Waterford. Highly valuable with imperfections that make him so unique!
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