At a Van Halen show the chicks flash their tits
At a Van Hagar show Sammy flashes his.
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
at a Van Hagar show...you bring your girlfriend...and share a hug...
at a Van Halen show...you bring your girlfriend, her friend and her friend...and spend the night with all 3...
Yeah I remember you lived here for a while. The Muses was in Regent Arcade next to Harris Scarfe. It moved a couple of times and finally shut just before Christmas. Downloads and stores like JBs killed it. Andromeda was/is very cool. The kind of place where the dudes behind the counter look like either guys from Wayne's World or just total metal heads! Lots of rare recordings, bootlegs, posters all over the joint...
Tattoo is a bit of a creeper.
Didn't necessarily register boldly with me on the first couple of listens, but after a few more it's stuck in there.
I like it.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
Christ...this is turning into a Chuck Norris thread...lmfao...
Va will get a kick out of this...
at a Van Hagar show, you get piss drunk and face the opposite way the entire time he's onstage after having moved 50 rows back, and find yourself talking to Santa Claus at a picnic table by the beer stand...
at a Van Halen show, you get piss drunk, blow out your voice, end the night with a blazing headache from screaming for 2 1/2 hours, get laid...then spend the night trying to find the assholes that put the cardboard under your windshield wipers that said Hagar was better (they, by the way, were likely tucked into their beds by 9:00 with their fucking binkys in the their mouths...fucking assholes)...
Okay...so it was Van Hagar or Van Halen...but same fucking difference...
"Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
LMFAO... Ain't that the fucking truth....
Picture this, folks...
Rewind the tape back to 2002....
Bette takes the stage, as the opening act that he only deserves to be compared to Dave...
[ Pojo and VA are already more than half in the bag, by the way.... ]
Pojo gives Bette the double bird....
Later, Pojo turns around and refuses to face him....
Later, Pojo walks to the band of the ampitheater's seating area, refusing to get near Bette....
Later, Pojo can't take enough of Bette and is forced to go out to the concession area until Bette leaves the stage....
So I fucking walk to concessions....and I wasn't half in the bag...I was hammered. Didn't we put away a case in the parking lot?...or close to it...plus two or three of those monster bastards at the show...
so anyways...I stumble off at the Walnut Creek amp (at the time...that's what it was called) through the pine trees to the fucking concessions area...and there was a picnic table...and I shit you not, fucking Santa Clause was sitting there...I end up talking VH with Santa Clause for about 20 minutes (he prefers roth, by the way)...
before returning...and finding Sobolewski onstage...which prompted dry heaves...
Wasn't it at this point that hotdog & a shake started dancing with his girlfriend, only to get popped in the back of the head by the both of us?
Maybe I dropped some acid...but I'm telling you...I talked to fucking Santa Clause...he had on a white wife-beater, suspenders, and had a cane...
hmmmm...
I think pojo's imaginary friend may have been Sham in disguise...
I wouldn't know what it's like to go to a Sammy Hagar show - I'm not a pillow-biting fag.
Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
The song Tattoo is making its presence felt. Today the main story highlighted on Yahoo at the moment are people and their crazy tattoos from the Ellen Degeneres show...they don't mention Van Halen from what I saw but I think the connection is thumping in the air causing them to post it...Tattoo Tattoo.
Um, actually there is one record store. No but really there is over 500,000 people in the area and it keeps growing because of all the people moving here from Cali. So yeah, There is many a record store in Boise My friend owns an Indie store. And for the record I did not have to ask him to do this for me. He offered and I said "FUCK YES"!
I will post the the words of the first verse from a random song here when I get it. And NO. Not Tattoo, BH, or STW. And who knows anyway it might be leaked out by then any way. Didn't someone say it was coming out on the 3rd somewhere anyway
"Tattoo" is now available on Amazon.com for purchase:
http://www.amazon.com/Tattoo/dp/B006...6563944&sr=8-1
At first I thought it was just okay, now I can't stop playing it.
Always looking' up.
Tattoo is like a drug that gives some a bad experience the first time around but by then it is too late...your addicted
Can't remember what song, but Dave used to introduce it as "have you ever been with one person and wish you were with someone else?" I started screaming, "Yeah, YOU"... He started laughing and said "there's this chick down here with a guy and she's screaming, you man you" At which point I yelled, NOOO!!!! I'm not with him!!!!"
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Here are some chart updates on Tattoo so far:
itunes:
#1 Rock Songs Chart
#84 Songs Chart
Amazon.com:
#17 mp3 Rock Songs
#211 mp3 Songs
#522 mp3 Albums?!?!
I don't know. Amazon.com charts are one big clusterfuck anyway.
Billboard:
not published yet
It's showing up as #65 on itunes as I'm looking at it right now...overall songs that is...
The 64 songs in front of it, for the most part, make me want to fucking hurl...
A Different Kind of Truth is showing up as #13 on albums at itunes...not bad for a presale...
It's the #2 song in Canada...
Nickelshit is #1 and #3 there...
Don't know what they're talkin' aboot...
Notice on the comments that more and more people are saying "it's growing on me". Yup, it's a "grower"...
Canada will see the light! Won't they Angel?
They damn well better! Unfortunately, I'm in SK, land of the Nickleshit... There are some GREAT bands in this province, how the hell those one-horse idiots got to where they are I have no fucking idea!!!
Watching Ed in that Video and listening to that Guitar puts a smile on my face.
2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve
Ed sounds great...I wish they had less synth fill...Eds tone and Daves voice blend well
I think Ed plays well...still a little "thin" to me...but sounds better than anything he's done in years...
He sounded great at the Wha? show...
I am assuming -Synth Fill- is a additional, generated sound created by some foot peddle box accessory ..? Not a normal guitar body, pick-ups sound achieved by the switches and nobs on his guitar.
I am tone deaf I believe at least after a year of attempting to play guitar I quit..if they would have had a electric tuner like they have now, I would have been able to move past the issue of, in tune..lol. Hell I was 13 and then discovered girls, motorcycles...blaa blaa....lol
I am not harshing here can you give me a short lesson on synth fill..? and I he makes it so, is it something lacking or the way it is..? as in a sound not nessecary to purists?
peace
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