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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    Let's just break this down to the lowest common demoninator here...If you go to a Sammy show you have a coupla shots of Cabo Whatever and say to your girlfriend, "are you having a good time honey?" If you go to a Van Fuckin' Halen show you take a couple pulls off a bottle of Jack and then, after the third song, you look at your girlfriend and say "if you don't like this there's something wrong with you"...

    At a Hagar show you hug your girlfriend. At a Van Halen show you hug someone elses.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    At a Van Halen show the chicks flash their tits
    At a Van Hagar show Sammy flashes his.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
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    at a Van Hagar show...you bring your girlfriend...and share a hug...

    at a Van Halen show...you bring your girlfriend, her friend and her friend...and spend the night with all 3...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    I spent primary school years in Adelaide and went to Rundle Mall lots of times, I would have seen this store, if it cant exist in
    Rundle, thats really bad signs. Hope Andromeda is still there in 3 weeks !
    Yeah I remember you lived here for a while. The Muses was in Regent Arcade next to Harris Scarfe. It moved a couple of times and finally shut just before Christmas. Downloads and stores like JBs killed it. Andromeda was/is very cool. The kind of place where the dudes behind the counter look like either guys from Wayne's World or just total metal heads! Lots of rare recordings, bootlegs, posters all over the joint...

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    Tattoo is a bit of a creeper.
    Didn't necessarily register boldly with me on the first couple of listens, but after a few more it's stuck in there.
    I like it.
    Scramby eggs and bacon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    At a Hagar show you hug your girlfriend. At a Van Halen show you hug someone elses.
    Damn, that was fantastic.....
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    Christ...this is turning into a Chuck Norris thread...lmfao...

    Va will get a kick out of this...

    at a Van Hagar show, you get piss drunk and face the opposite way the entire time he's onstage after having moved 50 rows back, and find yourself talking to Santa Claus at a picnic table by the beer stand...

    at a Van Halen show, you get piss drunk, blow out your voice, end the night with a blazing headache from screaming for 2 1/2 hours, get laid...then spend the night trying to find the assholes that put the cardboard under your windshield wipers that said Hagar was better (they, by the way, were likely tucked into their beds by 9:00 with their fucking binkys in the their mouths...fucking assholes)...

    Okay...so it was Van Hagar or Van Halen...but same fucking difference...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Christ...this is turning into a Chuck Norris thread...lmfao...

    Va will get a kick out of this...

    at a Van Hagar show, you get piss drunk and face the opposite way the entire time he's onstage after having moved 50 rows back, and find yourself talking to Santa Claus at a picnic table by the beer stand...

    at a Van Halen show, you get piss drunk, blow out your voice, end the night with a blazing headache from screaming for 2 1/2 hours, get laid...then spend the night trying to find the assholes that put the cardboard under your windshield wipers that said Hagar was better (they, by the way, were likely tucked into their beds by 9:00 with their fucking binkys in the their mouths...fucking assholes)...

    Okay...so it was Van Hagar or Van Halen...but same fucking difference...
    LMFAO... Ain't that the fucking truth....

    Picture this, folks...

    Rewind the tape back to 2002....

    Bette takes the stage, as the opening act that he only deserves to be compared to Dave...

    [ Pojo and VA are already more than half in the bag, by the way.... ]

    Pojo gives Bette the double bird....

    Later, Pojo turns around and refuses to face him....

    Later, Pojo walks to the band of the ampitheater's seating area, refusing to get near Bette....

    Later, Pojo can't take enough of Bette and is forced to go out to the concession area until Bette leaves the stage....

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    So I fucking walk to concessions....and I wasn't half in the bag...I was hammered. Didn't we put away a case in the parking lot?...or close to it...plus two or three of those monster bastards at the show...

    so anyways...I stumble off at the Walnut Creek amp (at the time...that's what it was called) through the pine trees to the fucking concessions area...and there was a picnic table...and I shit you not, fucking Santa Clause was sitting there...I end up talking VH with Santa Clause for about 20 minutes (he prefers roth, by the way)...

    before returning...and finding Sobolewski onstage...which prompted dry heaves...

    Wasn't it at this point that hotdog & a shake started dancing with his girlfriend, only to get popped in the back of the head by the both of us?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    At a Hagar show you hug your girlfriend. At a Van Halen show you hug someone elses.
    YESH.
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    Maybe I dropped some acid...but I'm telling you...I talked to fucking Santa Clause...he had on a white wife-beater, suspenders, and had a cane...

    hmmmm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    before returning...and finding Sobolewski onstage...which prompted dry heaves...

    Wasn't it at this point that hotdog & a shake started dancing with his girlfriend, only to get popped in the back of the head by the both of us?
    That's right !! I forgot Mike came onstage with Bette....

    And yes, we were pounding Hotdog, don't ask me why though...

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    I think pojo's imaginary friend may have been Sham in disguise...





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    I wouldn't know what it's like to go to a Sammy Hagar show - I'm not a pillow-biting fag.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    And of course I will not say where, who, or even post it in any shape, way or form..
    betcha it's one of two record stores in boise
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    The song Tattoo is making its presence felt. Today the main story highlighted on Yahoo at the moment are people and their crazy tattoos from the Ellen Degeneres show...they don't mention Van Halen from what I saw but I think the connection is thumping in the air causing them to post it...Tattoo Tattoo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PETE'S BROTHER View Post
    betcha it's one of two record stores in boise
    Um, actually there is one record store. No but really there is over 500,000 people in the area and it keeps growing because of all the people moving here from Cali. So yeah, There is many a record store in Boise My friend owns an Indie store. And for the record I did not have to ask him to do this for me. He offered and I said "FUCK YES"!

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    I will post the the words of the first verse from a random song here when I get it. And NO. Not Tattoo, BH, or STW. And who knows anyway it might be leaked out by then any way. Didn't someone say it was coming out on the 3rd somewhere anyway

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    "Tattoo" is now available on Amazon.com for purchase:

    http://www.amazon.com/Tattoo/dp/B006...6563944&sr=8-1

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    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post
    and BTW the new album and the gig at the café wha? was mentioned in the GERMAN news...holy shit...last time I read something about =VH= here was when there was the Ga y Cherone debacle...
    Have listened a few times now and it's really grown on me. Great song I reckon. love the lyrics.

    davidLeeNatra, I just spent 3 weeks in Berlin. Loved it and loved the people,art and vibe

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    At first I thought it was just okay, now I can't stop playing it.
    Always looking' up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TATTOO View Post
    At first I thought it was just okay, now I can't stop playing it.
    ....I put it on repeat in my bed room when I when to bed last night. Was still playing when I woke up this morning. Fucking love it!!

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    Tattoo is like a drug that gives some a bad experience the first time around but by then it is too late...your addicted

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetstream View Post
    Tattoo is like a drug that gives some a bad experience the first time around but by then it is too late...your addicted
    Spot on!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    At a Hagar show you hug your girlfriend. At a Van Halen show you hug someone elses.
    Can't remember what song, but Dave used to introduce it as "have you ever been with one person and wish you were with someone else?" I started screaming, "Yeah, YOU"... He started laughing and said "there's this chick down here with a guy and she's screaming, you man you" At which point I yelled, NOOO!!!! I'm not with him!!!!"
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    Here are some chart updates on Tattoo so far:

    itunes:

    #1 Rock Songs Chart
    #84 Songs Chart

    Amazon.com:

    #17 mp3 Rock Songs
    #211 mp3 Songs
    #522 mp3 Albums?!?!

    I don't know. Amazon.com charts are one big clusterfuck anyway.

    Billboard:

    not published yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roth & Roll View Post
    I wouldn't know what it's like to go to a Sammy Hagar show - I'm not a pillow-biting fag.
    It was the sam and dave tour you douchebag...

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    It's showing up as #65 on itunes as I'm looking at it right now...overall songs that is...

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    The 64 songs in front of it, for the most part, make me want to fucking hurl...

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    A Different Kind of Truth is showing up as #13 on albums at itunes...not bad for a presale...

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    It's the #2 song in Canada...

    Nickelshit is #1 and #3 there...

    Don't know what they're talkin' aboot...

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    Notice on the comments that more and more people are saying "it's growing on me". Yup, it's a "grower"...

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    Canada will see the light! Won't they Angel?

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    They damn well better! Unfortunately, I'm in SK, land of the Nickleshit... There are some GREAT bands in this province, how the hell those one-horse idiots got to where they are I have no fucking idea!!!

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    Watching Ed in that Video and listening to that Guitar puts a smile on my face.
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    Ed sounds great...I wish they had less synth fill...Eds tone and Daves voice blend well

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    I think Ed plays well...still a little "thin" to me...but sounds better than anything he's done in years...

    He sounded great at the Wha? show...

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    It was the sam and dave tour you douchebag...
    WTF are you talking about? A tongue in cheek comment about knowing what happens at a Sammy Hagar show gets me an insult.
    Didn't realize you were a Spam-Bot fan...
    Last edited by Roth & Roll; 01-14-2012 at 04:06 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Angel View Post
    Notice on the comments that more and more people are saying "it's growing on me". Yup, it's a "grower"...
    As opposed to being a show-er?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairwrning View Post
    Ed sounds great...I wish they had less synth fill...Eds tone and Daves voice blend well
    I am assuming -Synth Fill- is a additional, generated sound created by some foot peddle box accessory ..? Not a normal guitar body, pick-ups sound achieved by the switches and nobs on his guitar.

    I am tone deaf I believe at least after a year of attempting to play guitar I quit..if they would have had a electric tuner like they have now, I would have been able to move past the issue of, in tune..lol. Hell I was 13 and then discovered girls, motorcycles...blaa blaa....lol

    I am not harshing here can you give me a short lesson on synth fill..? and I he makes it so, is it something lacking or the way it is..? as in a sound not nessecary to purists?

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