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    Alright - I never saw it. So much been going on here that it's hard keeping tabs on everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenEyedMurder View Post
    No, not Patty Smyth. I mean the screechy woman from the 70s whose appeal totally eludes me.
    Ummm She Was the Warrior!

    Janis?

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    i like the way the "leaked" video has things marked. you know, "guitar," "bass," "drums." i mean, i never knew that's what all those things were called!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VHscraps View Post
    Whatever happened to honesty, I ask you ... well, I guess that we are all our avatars in here!! I have to 'fess up. My avatar is not really me, It is Vilem Flusser. Honest. I swear.
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    I've not clicked the video...but if I do...and he...well...you doesn't/don't say cunt...

    I'll be disappointed...
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    "fucking dunce?"

    WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY FUCKING CUNT!!!!

    Very...very disappointed...

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    hahaha! dunce!?! awww poj...
    ...livin in the online VH world for 19 years....thanks to a 2 year old.....

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    Much better...you cocksucking cunts...


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    What the FUCK is it doing in this thread ??
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

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    Sorry for the language Irony...but...you know me...I was deadwood before deadwood...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    What the FUCK is it doing in this thread ??
    Oh shit...the fucking cunt forum police just showed up...

    wait a second...

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    Alright Va...to explain...and it'll be very clear once you read this...

    We were talking about the song...then about a supposed leaked video...then how the leaked video is gone, but how Patty Smith recorded a one minute clip of it herself...

    Patty then joined for the third time to tell us about it, except she denied it. We decided that she could join one more time, because she recorded herself for times, playing each instrument.

    From there, we decided there was a fifth member of her band...either her mother, or John McEnroe, even though it's Smith...not Smyth...

    From there, we decided that we were, or weren't our actual avatars...

    ...hence the Deadwood reference...

    christ...it should be clear you cocksucker...

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Sorry for the language Irony...but...you know me...I was deadwood before deadwood...
    dont apologize to ME, poj....In fact, I think you juggled posts...I was still chucklin over 'dunce'!!

    I understand exactly how you are feeling right about now....

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    I dont know if its POJO or me...but if its me---then Im majorly confused for no good reason!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Alright Va...to explain...and it'll be very clear once you read this...

    We were talking about the song...then about a supposed leaked video...then how the leaked video is gone, but how Patty Smith recorded a one minute clip of it herself...

    Patty then joined for the third time to tell us about it, except she denied it. We decided that she could join one more time, because she recorded herself for times, playing each instrument.

    From there, we decided there was a fifth member of her band...either her mother, or John McEnroe, even though it's Smith...not Smyth...

    From there, we decided that we were, or weren't our actual avatars...

    ...hence the Deadwood reference...

    christ...it should be clear you cocksucker...
    Why didn't you say so ?

    Fucking cunt....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Why didn't you say so ?

    Fucking cunt....
    Honest to god...there isn't a book out there as entertaining as THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!!!

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    and GEEEEEESSSSSS Since you are all here.....What the Hell are they singing into the Guitar Strings (and therefore the pickups) at the end of the Song?

    The End of Tattoo?

    And don't tell me "Cocksucker" you fucking dipshits.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-14-2012 at 09:36 PM. Reason: Cocksucking fucking FF spammers. Pat your boyfriend on the butt more.

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Honest to god...there isn't a book out there as entertaining as THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!!!
    AIn't that the truth! I've been in a very bad mood, but coming back here and reading all the comments is actually making me laugh a bit. THanks, guys!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    and GEEEEEESSSSSS Since you are all here.....What the Hell are they singing into the Guitar Strings (and therefore the pickups) at the end of the Song?

    The End of Tattoo?

    And don't tell me "Cocksucker" you fucking dipshits.
    It's really hard as hell to decipher, yet I'm fairly certain it comes in an edit from this brief Peanuts cartoon clip:










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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Honest to god...there isn't a book out there as entertaining as THE DAVID LEE ROTH ARMY!!!!!
    Just don't tear the ELVIS pages out...



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    still weird to see Van Halen - Tattoo on the itunes header. jeebus, good song but.

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    OK, no more deadwood and peanuts shit!

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    Right now I'm PWNING this troll named ROTHBLOWS in the comments section of the video.

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    The funny thing is that all of these YouTube views by the troll sheep have only added more views to the video. Which in turn, gives =VH= more of that YouTube ad revenue.

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Alright Va...to explain...and it'll be very clear once you read this...

    We were talking about the song...then about a supposed leaked video...then how the leaked video is gone, but how Patty Smith recorded a one minute clip of it herself...

    Patty then joined for the third time to tell us about it, except she denied it. We decided that she could join one more time, because she recorded herself for times, playing each instrument.

    From there, we decided there was a fifth member of her band...either her mother, or John McEnroe, even though it's Smith...not Smyth...

    From there, we decided that we were, or weren't our actual avatars...

    ...hence the Deadwood reference...

    christ...it should be clear you cocksucker...
    Finally... the Army returns to normal...

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    I've always liked to show my enemies the front door.

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    The Power of Tattoo is working. A buddy of mine who shit all over the song when it came out, I mean, a real Chickenshitter; Totally reversed his position today on his facebook by posting that he was WRONG and the song totally grows on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    The Power of Tattoo is working. A buddy of mine who shit all over the song when it came out, I mean, a real Chickenshitter; Totally reversed his position today on his facebook by posting that he was WRONG and the song totally grows on him.
    It really needs to be heard & not seen. The video distracts fro m the song. Dave acts a little over silly/excited in a few spots. I dig the video...but only after I had heard the song LOUD on the radio several times. I just think it sounds better when your attention is solely on the song & your imagination creates VH the way each person likes to imagine them best.

    In fact, the official video shouldn't even have them in it. Just tattooed naked women pole dancing.
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    I've noticed a "reverse" theme in the video. It starts out with Dave waving a checkered flag in reverse, then at several other points in the video the video is reversed, and the original intro of Down In Flames is heard as the outro at the end of the video.

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    I like the reverse touch on the song, too - the end is the beginning, or back to the future .. or something like that. What did Dave say to the audience when they came on stage at the Wha? 'You're entering time tunnel'!!

    I just wonder if that was what they were intending with Tattoo - putting that intro from DIF at the end as a nod to the past. It's only something the nutty fans like us would pick up on.

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    I think the reverse business in the video is just some creative license taken by the filming/editing staff... nothing more.

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    TATTOO / Up for Breakfast. No fucking comparison. Nuff said.
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    Don'y know why I felt the need to post that, but there it is.lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    It's the #2 song in Canada...

    Nickelshit is #1 and #3 there...

    Don't know what they're talkin' aboot...
    Don't know what that's all aboot. I don'y know anyone up here who is a fan of that shit.

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    After beating people down all week playing the single , loads of none CVH fans are liking the new tune...Lots are saying I'd buy it or i would definatley go see them lol as if they will play newcastle but it shows there could be a new main stream market for them ... Hook them with the single then land them with the 6 pack .
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    fuck your fucking framing

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    I hope they make it over there for you guys this time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post
    I hope they make it over there for you guys this time.

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    Well the song is going down a little bit on the itunes charts. Of course that's probably due to the fact that the cheaper Amazon.com mp3 is available for purchase.
    Last edited by BITEYOASS; 01-15-2012 at 04:34 PM.

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    Another reason is that the sales are tabulated hourly, so most everybody has probably purchased the damn thing in the first few days. Who knows what the Billboard results are going to be.

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