My favorite song to go for a piss is either I'll Wait or the drum solo. Whats yours?
My favorite song to go for a piss is either I'll Wait or the drum solo. Whats yours?
Last edited by So this is love; 01-14-2012 at 11:08 AM.
Now who`s that babe with the fab-u-lous shad-ow?
LOL. I'll Wait or JUMP. But, not sure if I can hold it til JUMP.Originally Posted by So this is love
“Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White
This topic sure gives insight to the inner workings of a =VH= fan...
My problem is if they don't play I'll Wait this time, I need another song.
A Van Halen show needs planning now that they don't take any break. ALWAYS Plan for having 4 beers at the opening of the first song 1 for the wife and 3 for me. Then I wait for the drum solo and I'll wait for a beer refill and a leak...A couple of shooters are not out of the question while at the beer counter the second time around...
Last edited by So this is love; 01-14-2012 at 11:18 AM.
You better be wearing Depends! You dont want to miss the new stuff and all of the old stuff is killer! Worth pissing yourself over, seriously.
How 'bout you plan to wear a catheter...
and have your wife hold the bag. LMAO.
if she really loves you...she'll do it!
Rule #1 Never bring the wife at the refill b/c this is when you have the shooters with your pals and she doesn't need to see that...
Jump is when you grab your keys and try to beat the traffic out of the parking lot. you hit the head during the drum or (god forbid) bass solos.
I'll piss on the guy in front of me before I leave my goddamn seat! Consider yourselves warned!!
...if you even think about taking break while Uncle Dave is rapping, you should be taken outside and summarily shot. The only reason to get your butt out of the seat then is for a better view.
Bass solo???thats my cue
I would like to see what Wolfs got, but he didnt do one last tour. Put those rumors to rest that its not him playing, you know??
I used to book it to the ladies room during Mike's solo tho.
Fook N A Hooah.
I hear adult diapers work just fine.
WhyTF would you get up and split. It's Van Fucking Halen.
It's Van Halen with Dave and a new album for fuks sake.
If you feel you'll be bored for even a moment at this show, stay home and break out the Vaseline and your grey sock.
This shit is not going to last forever, so get it all while you can.
~Carry On~
~Only you can prevent low volume~
Actually, if your ass is even in your seat...you are lame.
Everybody Up!!!
Drum solos were invented for bathroom breaks.
So true, but what if he's doing his solo just after I'll Wait, then what More drinks....Van Halen is a party band...Not a night at the Opera...You pay for a seat but seriously who uses it
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I have a feeling if the young Wolfster does ever get a Bass solo, peeps will
not be flocking to the bog.
The kid can fucking play!!
Always looking' up.
It's not a rumor that he wasn't playing much bass on the last tour. It's a fact...
That coupled with this:
http://www.thebeerbelly.com/
and you would not miss a thing !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
You know what, this is a valid problem as everyone tends to go
at those same moments.
Maybe stick to a hip flask of bourbon ?
Gets you drunk quicker and you dont need so many
piss breaks like with beer ?
Dropping your bass from the drum riser and then pumping your fists in the air does not qualify as a solo.
ha!!!
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.
Yet oddly enough. if you dropped to one knee and held your fist to your forehead after doing so, you could become a cross-cultural phenomenon.
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
He'd only been playing for a year at that time... no wonder he looked like a fucking scared duck up there. Bass solo used to be my potty break... not this year (if I make it to a show). This is why I toke instead of drink now.... no need to go to the john!
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That's simple! I'd get everything done throughout the opening act.
Ceeeelebrate Good Times Come On!!!!
I greatly dislike Tim Tebow. It's not just his over the top, in your face, I tied my shoes today let me thank jesus brand of Christianity. It's the fact that he's a Bronco. Ugh.Yet oddly enough. if you dropped to one knee and held your fist to your forehead after doing so, you could become a cross-cultural phenomenon.
If I ever get in position at a show and have the nature problem and they go into Fools or Simple Rhyme, my strategy would be to just go in my pants and pour a little beer on it. (<--class act)
you would too
probably pissed you didn't think of it.
Just don't go for that first piss..........
I want to let you know that A) I could see myself doing that and B) I am a little pissed I didn't think of it. Now that I admitted it, I can heal.If I ever get in position at a show and have the nature problem and they go into Fools or Simple Rhyme, my strategy would be to just go in my pants and pour a little beer on it. (<--class act)
you would too
probably pissed you didn't think of it.
Can't wait for the setlist to come up to schedule my trip to the concession...
The drum solo.
Nothing against Alex, who was playing very well on the 2007/2008 tour, but after nearly 3 decades of seeing many bands and many live drum solos, as a general rule I'm over them.
Scramby eggs and bacon.
I learned early not to bother showing up for the opening act, lolThat's simple! I'd get everything done throughout the opening act.
Yeah, I never thought anybody could beat John "crybaby" Elway in the "reasons to hate the Denver Broncos" sweepstakes, but damned if Timmy isn't working hard to take that title away from him.
Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
Me, too!
E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place
I don't care if he's the new Billy Sheehan, bass solos are the musical equivalent of a fart in a jacuzzi.
Last year I found myself getting bored during the Neil Peart drum solo and went to the bar when Tommy Lee was spinning around upside down.
You can't get more over them than that...
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