"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[DLR Bridge]

He explains why he won't go back on tour with Van Halen!?!?! Isn't the explanation common knowledge by now!?!? Dude, you're not in the fucking band!! I'm glad I can't open this at work. I'd probably scream STFU real loud.

[tjvhou812]

i think hagar has been hitting the rum a little too much.

one minute he,s talking shit, now he's all for them touring,

what happened was he must have heard ADKOT,. and relized how good the shit was compared too his shit

[Bob_R]

Sammy Hagar is fucked in the head!

[Angel]

what happened was he must have heard ADKOT,. and relized how good the shit was compared too his shit

No, I think what happened was his fans are sick of having to put up with us trolling every time he opens his mouth.

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[sadaist]

He explains why he won't go back on tour with Van Halen!?!?! Dude, you're not in the fucking band!!

Funny. just yesterday I swore to never tour with Guns & Roses too.

[sadaist]

Now if Sammy had been this positive about them the whole time since Eddie cleaned up in 2007, I'd have a whole lot less hatred or the guy. Fuck it man. Do your thing & be happy they are doing theirs. But no. Insecurity sucks & Sammy is terrible at hiding it.

[sadaist]

HHAHAHAHA!

You guys HAVE to see this sticker on ebay. Use the zoom feature when you mouse over & look at Sammys face. WHAT THE FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is fucked up man.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Van-Halen-Rare-1988-OU812-Foil-Sticker-Eddie-Alex-Sammy-Hagar-Michael-Anthony-/220954105509?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3371e416a5

[fourthcoming]

That dude can't even be cool in sticker form.

[BenJammin]

What is that supposed to be all over Sam's face? A white boy version of Michael Jackson's 'beard' during his boy toy trials or leftovers from a fan's orgasm ?

But you gotta love this part of the seller's writeup "this has to be the coolest VH Sticker i've seen! This is an absolute must for the True Fan."

Uhhhh, okay dude.

[NIN1211]

Fuck me. 5 times no less. I still lol to myself a little when I hear it though.

Don't forget Hammy Sagar!!!

[NIN1211]

HHAHAHAHA!

You guys HAVE to see this sticker on ebay. Use the zoom feature when you mouse over & look at Sammys face. WHAT THE FUCK! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is fucked up man.


http://www.ebay.com/itm/Van-Halen-Ra...item3371e416a5

George Michael....watch out....Whammy Hagar!!!!

[Nitro Express]

OMFG DUDES!!!

Saw this in the Circle-K today and bought them of course. AWESOME!!!

This is for real? Not a photoshop trick? Damn! Someone used their brain at Doritos. I got to find me a bag and get two six packs of Sol to go with it.

[Nitro Express]

George Michael....watch out....Whammy Hagar!!!!

Sammy sounds and moves like George Michael knocked of bowling pin up his ass with a sledge hammer.

[sadaist]

This is for real? Not a photoshop trick? Damn! Someone used their brain at Doritos. I got to find me a bag and get two six packs of Sol to go with it.

100% REAL!

Got a bag at the Circle-K. You know on regular Doritos when you get that dark orange chip covered with cheese spices and think "Oh my God this is gonna be the best chip ever!"? Well, every chip in the Tapatio bag looks like that.

[sadaist]

But you gotta love this part of the seller's writeup "this has to be the coolest VH Sticker i've seen! This is an absolute must for the True Fan."

Uhhhh, okay dude.

HA! I didn't even read the ad. Was just seeing if a "....I can barely see the road" VH sticker was for sale. But you can't blame the guy. Obviously if it truly was the coolest sticker he would not be selling it would he? LOL. He's just trying to get rid of the damn thing.