"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[SNIPER]

Isn't it sad that he keeps these guys on the side while he plays Chickeneck gigs ??

Not much meat in the seats at this rodeo.

[SNIPER]

This one should make everyone happy...

[ELVIS]

You like that ??

[Jetstream]

Dave can showdance all he wants, blindfolded and drunk and still he would not make as big of an ass of himself as that fat fuck Sammy doing what the fuck he is doing dance moves to Three Lock Box...and Michael Anthony doing Running With The Devil sucks because he is too worried about singing and not feeling the song...and he screams like a girl

[DLR Bridge]

That RWTD was horrific in every sense of the word. And there's even Ed's franken stripe motiff at the shit hole. The nerve. The unmitigated gall!!

[Unchainme]

here's a way better version .

[Nitro Express]

All those Sammy clips are just nasty. I tell ya. Not only could that music cause an abortion it is an abortion.

[Nitro Express]

Isn't that Mike's bass tech on stage right?

Yup. That's Kevin Dugan. He was actually a stage manager for VH when I did some work for them.

[Matt White]

I won't link to it...but tha version of RWTD is an outright ABOMINATION!!!

Wow....FUCK YOU HOT SAUCE!!!

[Matt White]

And that "dancing" during 3 Lock Cokcs............WOW!!!

Anybody that has the nerve to bag on DAVE...and he gets up there and hops around like Ozzy on Butane?!??

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[Nitro Express]

I won't link to it...but tha version of RWTD is an outright ABOMINATION!!!

Wow....FUCK YOU HOT SAUCE!!!

Play at 9:25 and have a good laugh about what Ed says about Mike and Sam.

[Zing!]

I defy any Haggar apologists to watch Sammy's chicken scratch dance moves at the start of 3 Lock Box and still claim the dude is cool.

My eyes are still crossed in revolt from watching that. Surprised a loop reel of that hasn't made it into anyone's avatar.

[NIN1211]

Satriani got a nice tan down there....and his guitar playing sucks!

[Nitro Express]

Satriani got a nice tan down there....and his guitar playing sucks!

Satch does suck. Fuck his gay looking hats and that dorky donkey face he gets when he plays. Also, you could knit a nice sweater from the hair that dude has on his arms. Probably has a hairy ass too but then Sam likes hairy asses.

[NIN1211]

Play at 9:25 and have a good laugh about what Ed says about Mike and Sam.

Haha..he said Spam and Sauce Sobelewski are wider than they are tall.....bwahahaha....more respect for Ed!