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    "The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

    This fucking twit really needs to STFU


    Sammy Hagar has heard ‘Tattoo,’ the first Van Halen song with David Lee Roth in over 15 years, and he doesn’t seem all that impressed.

    During an interview with Cack Blabbath, the one-time VH frontman continues to give honest answers to questions about the band’s reunion with Roth, even if it means widening the chasm between him and his former bandmates.

    “I personally don’t think that what they have just released, what I have seen and heard, is great at all,” Hagar says. “It should be better than it is but hey, it is what it is and at least they got together and at least they came out with something.”

    So far, our readers seem to agree, giving the edge to the Hagar-fronted Chickenfoot and their new single ‘Different Devil‘ in a readers’ poll battle against ‘Tattoo.’

    In the past Hagar has criticized Eddie Van Halen as a songwriter, and these most recent comments add further detail to that argument. In comparing his former guitarist with Chickenfoot guitarist Joe Satriani, Hagar says there’s no arguing who is easier to work with.

    “Eddie is a genius guitar player and he can really play and he’s got a million things he can lay on you but you’ve got to try to make a song out of it,” he says. “Joe comes with the song, done, all I have to do is write lyrics and figure out what I’m going to sing to it.”

    As for his current band Chickenfoot, Hagar says he hopes to record new music in the future, but has to wait for drummer Chad Smith to wrap up obligations with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He adds that he and Satriani have a writing relationship that is just beginning to bear fruit.

    “Joe is the only musician I have ever worked with that won’t do his guitar solo until he knows what my lyrics are. I asked him why and he said, ‘Well I want to know what you’re singing about, and I want to play that,’” Hagar says. “I can’t name another guitar player, Eddie Van Halen, anyone that really cared about what the lyrics were for his solo.”

    Sammy Hagar needs to STFU
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    They used used the word 'honest' in an article about Sam Hagar. Funny.
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    When will this fuck shut his pie hole?

    I swear his obsession of all things VH is getting very weird.

    Spammy clearly has a problem here.

    Fucking chicken fucker piece of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vinnie Velvet View Post
    When will this fuck shut his pie hole?

    I swear his obsession of all things VH is getting very weird.

    Spammy clearly has a problem here.

    Fucking chicken fucker piece of shit.
    No, it's quite easy...

    The press is gonna migrate to Bette at every conceivable Van Halen opportunity, 'cause the press knows he's gonna make a comment on it.....

    Or, shall I say, the band ISN'T saying anything about it....

    There you have it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_R View Post
    This fucking twit really needs to STFU


    Sammy Hagar has heard ‘Tattoo,’ the first Van Halen song with David Lee Roth in over 15 years, and he doesn’t seem all that impressed.

    During an interview with Cack Blabbath, the one-time VH frontman continues to give honest answers to questions about the band’s reunion with Roth, even if it means widening the chasm between him and his former bandmates.

    “I personally don’t think that what they have just released, what I have seen and heard, is great at all,” Hagar says. “It should be better than it is but hey, it is what it is and at least they got together and at least they came out with something.”

    So far, our readers seem to agree, giving the edge to the Hagar-fronted Chickenfoot and their new single ‘Different Devil‘ in a readers’ poll battle against ‘Tattoo.’

    In the past Hagar has criticized Eddie Van Halen as a songwriter, and these most recent comments add further detail to that argument. In comparing his former guitarist with Chickenfoot guitarist Joe Satriani, Hagar says there’s no arguing who is easier to work with.

    “Eddie is a genius guitar player and he can really play and he’s got a million things he can lay on you but you’ve got to try to make a song out of it,” he says. “Joe comes with the song, done, all I have to do is write lyrics and figure out what I’m going to sing to it.”

    As for his current band Chickenfoot, Hagar says he hopes to record new music in the future, but has to wait for drummer Chad Smith to wrap up obligations with the Red Hot Chili Peppers. He adds that he and Satriani have a writing relationship that is just beginning to bear fruit.

    “Joe is the only musician I have ever worked with that won’t do his guitar solo until he knows what my lyrics are. I asked him why and he said, ‘Well I want to know what you’re singing about, and I want to play that,’” Hagar says. “I can’t name another guitar player, Eddie Van Halen, anyone that really cared about what the lyrics were for his solo.”

    Sammy Hagar needs to STFU
    These troll sheep clowns just won't quit, will they?
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    If Sam doesn't like Tattoo, you know it's great!!! LOL

    First of a long list of sour grapes we'll hear from him.

    Tattoo tattoo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_R View Post
    This fucking twit really needs to STFU

    Joe comes with the song, done, all I have to do is write lyrics
    And they are still laughable crap. Asshat!
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    Somebody call Spammy McFagar a WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE!

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    and Sammy continues to prove what Dave said about him long ago...

    "the only interesting thing about Sammy Hagar is David Lee Roth"
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    Quote Originally Posted by damngoodtimes View Post

    "the only interesting thing about Sammy Hagar is David Lee Roth"

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    We all know that easier to work with equals great music....
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    BTW, from the last Billboard article I read, "Tattoo" just started at No. 16 on the rock charts while Chickenshit's "Bigfoot" peaked at No. 32 on the same chart. Say hello to little Elvis motherfucker!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post
    BTW, from the last Billboard article I read, "Tattoo" just started at No. 16 on the rock charts while Chickenshit's "Bigfoot" peaked at No. 32 on the same chart. Say hello to little Elvis motherfucker!
    Dude...the readers of Cack Blabbath say different!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    Dude...the readers of Cack Blabbath say different!!!!
    Cack Blabbath? Who the fuck is that cocksucker anyway? I don't give a shit what Cock Bloballs says!

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    He was interviewed by Cack Blabbath. Enough said.
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    You all will have to excuse me, my mind is blown. Fat-fucking-clown just critiqued a VH song???? Really?????????? Die in a fire, you cunt!
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    Debuts at 16? Wonder which way it will go in the next week, haven't heard it on the radio in days. Sammy brings up VH as often as posters on here bring up Sammy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Heater View Post
    Debuts at 16? Wonder which way it will go in the next week, haven't heard it on the radio in days. Sammy brings up VH as often as posters on here bring up Sammy.
    Pssst...if you'd turn off Pandora's Lawrence Welk channel, you may hear a little Van Halen...just a thought...


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    The Ched Rocker knows that there's not a single song on any Van Hagar record that is as good as Tattoo. He also knows that even VDIII, even "How Many Say I", was better than those three abortions he recorded with the band in 2004.

    The next Cabo Wabo tequila flavor will be called "green eyed jealous monster" (or whatever the Spanish translation of that is)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    The next Cabo Wabo tequila flavor will be called "green eyed jealous monster" (or whatever the Spanish translation of that is)
    Ahem "Monstro celoso con ojos verdes"
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    All In One, Hagar Speaks Utter Nonsense Thread

    Rather than creating new threads each time Sammy Hagar opens his ignorant piehole (which more and more seems to be on an almost hourly basis) on a subject he claims to be over, let's just stick them all in here and keep things less cluttered.
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    Sammy is so small because of this. It is ridiculous, third grade level jealousy on a world scale. Yes, Van Halen has a new record. No, you aren't invited. Be a man about it. "Look at me! I'm still relevant!" Well no, no you aren't. And I feel that's why he is talking so much trash.

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    oh, and...

    FUCK YOU SAMUEL ROY HAGAR

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    It's so pathetic.. I mean, really..

    All i get from the trash he's spewing is he's basically saying this: Ed gives you riffs for days and you actually have to construct something - joe comes in and it's paint by numbers. He prefers that.

    Dave and only Dave can take Ed's riffs and build a song that is clever, creative, unexpected, original, abstract and has tons of personality and charm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post

    Dave and only Dave can take Ed's riffs and build a song that is clever, creative, unexpected, original, abstract and has tons of personality and charm.
    So true.

    Satch actually likes to wait for Sam's "lyrics" because he prefers to be laughing his balls off when he tracks.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    It's so pathetic.. I mean, really..

    All i get from the trash he's spewing is he's basically saying this: Ed gives you riffs for days and you actually have to construct something - joe comes in and it's paint by numbers. He prefers that.

    Dave and only Dave can take Ed's riffs and build a song that is clever, creative, unexpected, original, abstract and has tons of personality and charm.
    Awesome post brother !
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    I hope that one day sam's fans will look at all the shit he talks and say "man, what a cunt"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JJtheVagPounder View Post
    I hope that one day sam's fans will look at all the shit he talks and say "man, what a cunt"
    That lot of mouth-breathing cunts will never get it.

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    pssst....THE READERS OF CACK BLABBATH DEMAND YOU STOP THE INSANITY VAIN!!!!

    THEY FUCKING DEMAND IT!!!!

    CACK BLABBATH KNOWS...CACK BLABBATH RULES THE FUCKING WORLD...

    THE READER OF CACK BLABBATH SAYS SO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by POJO_Risin View Post
    pssst....THE READERS OF CACK BLABBATH DEMAND YOU STOP THE INSANITY VAIN!!!!

    THEY FUCKING DEMAND IT!!!!

    CACK BLABBATH KNOWS...CACK BLABBATH RULES THE FUCKING WORLD...

    THE READER OF CACK BLABBATH SAYS SO!!!!
    Well all those readers can suck my cack and blab on it for all I care.

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    Ya know there are times when Hagar can be classy and take the high road during interviews and say to the interviewer "Please no VH questions".

    When that day will come is anyone's guess.

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    Or maybe spammy's a genius. One negative word and BOOM this is all we talk about. Bad publicity is better than no publicity.

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    God, I hate Sammy Hagar!
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    Whenever I think of Sam Hagar wagging his tongue about how great his VH years were, or how bad the rest of the band's legacy is (or airing any other dirty laundry about Ed), I'm reminded of this quote from one of Dave's favorite books:

    "Now, we'll start this band...everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood." Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he had wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick to the band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody done anything to any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to kill that person and his family must do it, and he mustn't eat and he mustn't sleep till he had killed them and hacked a cross in their breasts, which was the sign of the band. And nobody that didn't belong to the band could use that mark, and if he did he must be sued; and if he done it again he must be killed. And if anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he must have his throat cut, and then have his carcass burnt up and the ashes scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put on it and be forgot forever."

    - Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zing! View Post
    Whenever I think of Sam Hagar wagging his tongue about how great his VH years were, or how bad the rest of the band's legacy is (or airing any other dirty laundry about Ed), I'm reminded of this quote from one of Dave's favorite books:

    "Now, we'll start this band...everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood." Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he had wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick to the band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody done anything to any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to kill that person and his family must do it, and he mustn't eat and he mustn't sleep till he had killed them and hacked a cross in their breasts, which was the sign of the band. And nobody that didn't belong to the band could use that mark, and if he did he must be sued; and if he done it again he must be killed. And if anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he must have his throat cut, and then have his carcass burnt up and the ashes scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put on it and be forgot forever."

    - Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain
    And indeedio - what did Dave say about that incident in NY outside some award show with Howard Stern and Tony Bennett just after the 96 MTV fiasco, when Stern was whipping the crowd outside this venue into a chorus of anti-Ed chants - Eddie sucks, Eddie sucks, etc?

    Dave grabbed the mic and said, 'hold on, Eddie doesn't suck.' Later in his book he said of the event: 'that was still my team, and I don't like anybody talkin' down my team'.

    All Sam has ever done is spout negativity. His book really went for the sensationalist 'Eddie-is-a-fuckup', easy dollars, juicy bits syndicated in Rolling Stone approach, whereas Dave, in his book, kept himself in check because he knew the damn ART was greater and way more significant than the personal bullshit that might have entered into their relationship.

    And that, indeed, is why it is.

    Just when you think Hagar can't sink an lower in your estimation, he opens his cake-hole yet again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VHscraps View Post
    And indeedio - what did Dave say about that incident in NY outside some award show with Howard Stern and Tony Bennett just after the 96 MTV fiasco, when Stern was whipping the crowd outside this venue into a chorus of anti-Ed chants - Eddie sucks, Eddie sucks, etc?

    Dave grabbed the mic and said, 'hold on, Eddie doesn't suck.' Later in his book he said of the event: 'that was still my team, and I don't like anybody talkin' down my team'.


    "Eddie doesn't suck, he just made a little mistake"

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    I'm suprised it took him more than a week to say something !! Here's what I think of his comment's.
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    “Eddie is a genius guitar player and he can really play and he’s got a million things he can lay on you but you’ve got to try to make a song out of it,” he says. “Joe comes with the song, done, all I have to do is write lyrics and figure out what I’m going to sing to it.”

    What a lazy bastard FUCK YOU HAGARITAS

    “Joe is the only musician I have ever worked with that won’t do his guitar solo until he knows what my lyrics are. I asked him why and he said, ‘Well I want to know what you’re singing about, and I want to play that,’” Hagar says. “I can’t name another guitar player, Eddie Van Halen, anyone that really cared about what the lyrics were for his solo.”

    Then you go FUCK SATRIANI if he`s so great
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    By the way....

    Who, or what the fuck is a "Cack Blabbath"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    By the way....

    Who, or what the fuck is a "Cack Blabbath"?
    Sounds like one of the joke names used by the "writers" at the Metal Sludge site.

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