"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Unchainme]

Um, Bette ??

Chad Smith @RHCPchad
Alex Van Halen playin his ass off on their new record!

Just saw that myself!

BTW, even the HAGAR friendly station in Akron is doing a "Different kind of truth" give-a-way weekend, and even played "She's the woman"

it's over spam.

[Panamark]

In the new Classic Rock magazine (UK), Sham says the new album had better not disappoint "for the sake of OUR legacy".

Is he frickin Bipolar ? Does he make this shit up as he goes ?

Last month, Van Halen cant get their shit together for a new album,
last week, "The new material is dissapointing"
This week "They better maintain OUR legacy"

Not your legacy Hagar. STFU.

What did "Up for Breakfast do for "your legacy"

[Unchainme]

He's meaning the legacy of writing shitty ballads and turning the best rock band of all time into a shitty pop band?

I wonder how he sleeps at night?

[Jetstream]

ya' Sammy, your legacy of how you fucked up one of the greatest rock bands of all time...they better not only not disappoint but better do exceedingly well inorder to fix the damage your legacy tainted

[sadaist]

In the new Classic Rock magazine (UK), Sham says the new album had better not disappoint "for the sake of OUR legacy".

God damn motherfuck!


The guy is seriously making it extremely difficult to even like the few tunes I did like that he did with them. Wow....what a fucking clueless asshole. I swear I don't remember him being this way his entire career. Just the last 15 years and it's steadily getting worse & worse.

[FORD]

Um, Bette ??

Chad Smith @RHCPchad
Alex Van Halen playin his ass off on their new record!

I don't think Chad really wants to stay in Chickenshit long term anyway. This might make it easier for him to get out..

Now if only Kenny Aronoff would go back to Mellencamp's band where he belongs.......

[FORD]

God damn motherfuck!


The guy is seriously making it extremely difficult to even like the few tunes I did like that he did with them. Wow....what a fucking clueless asshole. I swear I don't remember him being this way his entire career. Just the last 15 years and it's steadily getting worse & worse.

Sam's pushing 70 now. It's probably early dementia.

[Jetstream]

In a feeble attempt on Chickenfoot's facebook, some disillusioned sole Hagritte fan thought he would keep the home fires burning by pouring more lighter fuel on Sammy's bonfire....dude needs to learn that mentioning Van Halen now just makes Sammy's career worse

Colton Fair
After listening to both i can officially say that Chickenfoot III is way better A Different Kind of Truth. Chickenfoot Wins
1 day ago · ·
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Paul Floyd
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You are about the ONLY one with THAT opinion!!

23 hours ago
Eric Wojciechowski
lol chickenfoot has won nothing.. Van Halen about to hit number one with this album on billboard

22 hours ago
Andre Chasseraux
Chickenfoot is a project. Van halen has a long and successful career. There is no comparison. If not for the Van Halen, Chickenfoot would no longer exist.

19 hours ago
Tim Peterson
ADKOT is an unbelievable CD ... it just blows me away! It is going to be one of the best CDs to come out in years! Chickenfoot isn't even close, not even the same area code ... Stay Frosty!!!! )

15 hours ago
Paul Floyd
You will NEVER see Chickenfoot vying for number one on Billboard. A boring side project at best. VAN HALEN IS BACK!!!

6 hours ago
Del 'Deuceman' Fabriz
...Sammy who?

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[ThrillsNSpills]

[DLR Bridge]

PHBBBT? Is that a fart? That's friggin' funny!

[ThrillsNSpills]

A fart or a lyric, hard to tell.

[kingedward]

Fuck'n Classic, Thanks Bro

[Fairwrning]

That pic would be sig worthy if it didnt have Sammy in it...fuck..

[BenJammin]

What's that Chickenpoop song "Different Devil" about anyway?
Sounds like Spam is saying if his girlfriend/wife goes and fucks around on him, he'll be right there waiting to lick the cum from her taint when she wanders back in at 3am ?

Goddamn shit lyrics like that and he thinks he's a great songwriter ? And then complain that Ed [paraphrasing here] "just had too many ideas" ? Just phony-ing it in as usual.

[DavidLeeNatra]

to look for sense and depth in sam's lyrics is like looking for love in a whorehouse...