"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • NIN1211
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2012
    • 386


    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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    • NIN1211
      Head Fluffer
      • Jan 2012
      • 386

      Please caption the photo....you guys will kill it.

      Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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      • guwapo_rocker
        Sniper
        • Jan 2004
        • 993



        "It took 4 doctors, but they finally got it out of my ass. It's all fun and games 'till someone's left gaping Mikey."
        WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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        • VanCanHalen
          Groupie
          • Jan 2012
          • 89

          [QUOTE=guwapo_rocker;1607560]

          "My number 1 chickenshit fan"

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          • Yount
            Commando
            • Jan 2012
            • 1099

            He's gonna flip when he hears this new album. Holy shit!!!!

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            • gbranton
              Veteran
              • Aug 2005
              • 1847



              Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this angel and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this angel. And this paddle game, the angel and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The angel, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The angel, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The angel, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The angel, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
              "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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              • ToraToraTora
                Head Fluffer
                • Aug 2010
                • 218



                And the Award for the Biggest Cry Baby of the year goes to...................

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                • VAiN
                  Use my hand, I won't look
                  ROCKSTAR

                  • Nov 2006
                  • 5057

                  Originally posted by ToraToraTora


                  And the Award for the Biggest Cry Baby of the year goes to...................
                  We have a winner!!!!
                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                  • VAiN
                    Use my hand, I won't look
                    ROCKSTAR

                    • Nov 2006
                    • 5057

                    This was too easy...

                    Originally posted by wiseguy
                    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                    • JJtheVagPounder
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Oct 2009
                      • 264

                      Classic

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35155

                        Gone already I think.

                        Noticed that Satriani is bringing out a solo video.

                        Maybe he is less sure that he is in the greatest band of all time...

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                        • JJtheVagPounder
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 264



                          I think I'm hilarious.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            At the end of the day, Dave, Eddie, Alex, and Wolfgang pulled it off. There's not one bad song on the new album and at the Cafe Wha? they proved they can do it live. It's Van Halen again and I'm just fine with it.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • VAiN
                              Use my hand, I won't look
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5057

                              If only they'd listen....
                              Originally posted by wiseguy
                              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                              • VAiN
                                Use my hand, I won't look
                                ROCKSTAR

                                • Nov 2006
                                • 5057

                                Originally posted by Nitro Express
                                At the end of the day, Dave, Eddie, Alex, and Wolfgang pulled it off. There's not one bad song on the new album and at the Cafe Wha? they proved they can do it live. It's Van Halen again and I'm just fine with it.
                                Totally agree... this is just fun!
                                Originally posted by wiseguy
                                That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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