"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Catfish]

I came across this the other day from 1994. Spammy proclaims that Roth's career is over. Looks like Dave is getting the last laugh here -


SECONDS: So who's the best Van Halen singer?

HAGAR: Between who? Michael Anthony and myself? Oh, you mean Dave? Well, shit, that's also not for me to judge. All I know is that for the last nine years we've sold twenty-eight million records and we've sold out every venue in the world. That's something for me to be proud of and it's not something you would just want to throw away and say, "This one is better than that one." You just go, "This is the second half of Van Halen." There was the first half, which was great. They sold fifteen, sixteen million records, great records.

I love Hagar's math skills! VH1 and 1984 sold 20 million between them!

[DavidLeeNatra]

I love Hagar's math skills! VH1 and 1984 sold 20 million between them!

he always added the copies that has been sold during his time in VH to HIS sales...that's why...

[Catfish]

I wish Sammy Hagar was dead. I hate him so much.

But if he dies, he'd become a legend. That's his only chance. And that's not OK. So he must live.

Maybe a cat could come while he sleeps and eat his fucking tongue off? I'd like that.

[ThrillsNSpills]

His latest interview is about what Ed did or didn't think about his bass player 20 years ago.

Which is basically an admission that he or his current band aren't that interesting enough to talk about.

[vandeleur]

Shit , the man's deluded you could almost feel sorry for him .. till you heard the twat sing

[ELVIS]

I wish Sammy Hagar was dead.

But if he dies, he'd become a legend.

That is the single biggest line of BULLSHIT ever posted on this website!!!

Seize him and BAN HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!

[Catfish]

That is the single biggest line of BULLSHIT ever posted on this website!!!

Sieze him and BAN HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!

LOL, you know DYING makes even the most average talent a legend! Maybe not in Hagar's case, but I JUST CAN'T TAKE THAT CHANCE!!

[vandeleur]

hagar & legend you just know thats never gonna be in the same sentence

[NIN1211]

Sammy's page is still open check it out...lol..before my comments are erased

[NIN1211]

Paul Floyd "We don't think it you have to choose one or the other, but let's get some votes in there to even it up." Anyone see a contradiction there??
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Paul Floyd LOOK AT ALL THE VOTES HERE TONIGHT, I SAY,....for VAN HALEN!! 20% lead, BITCHES!
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Waylin Van Halen Gotta love em both...I can sing better than both Sam and Dave...baahahaha...but they are the World Champs of Rock n Roll
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Ryan Schau VH__Winning..lol Screw off Round Rocker....two VH albums have sold more than all of your contributions combined.....You, my friend, are the definition of money not making happiness...I heard the drummer from Wham is available when Mellencamp goes on tour...

[sambo]

I heard that Ed played bass on CF's new CD.

[robg8888]

Sammy is embarassingly insecure.

I came across this the other day from 1994. Spammy proclaims that Roth's career is over. Looks like Dave is getting the last laugh here -


SECONDS: So who's the best Van Halen singer?

HAGAR: Between who? Michael Anthony and myself? Oh, you mean Dave? Well, shit, that's also not for me to judge. All I know is that for the last nine years we've sold twenty-eight million records and we've sold out every venue in the world. That's something for me to be proud of and it's not something you would just want to throw away and say, "This one is better than that one." You just go, "This is the second half of Van Halen." There was the first half, which was great. They sold fifteen, sixteen million records, great records. The first Van Halen record and 1984 are classics to me. I would take those with me into the desert. What happened from there to here you can't deny either. If you ask what me what I think about Dave today, I think the guy's history. I think he's over. I think his shit stinks. I think that new record (YFLM) is one of the biggest pieces of shit I've ever heard in my entire life. It stiffed, it's zero, the guy's out of here. His best work was in Van Halen. If you think you could put him back in Van Halen today, it would be a big disappointment. He cannot sing, he looks like shit, his brain is fucked up. How could a guy do a record with two Reggae tunes, two Rap tunes, two Rock tunes, two Country tunes, two Disco tunes, two old-time Cabaret tunes and expect people to think it's great? Give me a break, man. But he did great things with Van Halen. That was a great band...but we still are.

But what I find hilarious, is how he knew more about that DLR album than I remember. LOL He obviously listened to every single song on it. Talk about insecure and paranoid. I would bet that Dave hasn't listened to much of Sammy's new or old stuff, because he doesn't care! He is VH. Dave is family, Sammy was an employee.

I respect Dave so much more for doing whatever he wanted, and experimented with different music style. Sammy....well we get the same 3 chord songs and him straining his voice while singing about not knowing what love is, or love walking in, or love being lost, or love hurting. ZZZZZ

[ThatArtGuy]

Legend in stupidity.

[SNIPER]

I can almost guarantee that their Mohegan date will be a snapshot of the '04 VH tour, where many, many arenas actually tarped their entire upper decks.....

Man, That place is going to look lame with only 150 people in it.

[Greenbuds]

Good article showing the bitterness and lies of Sammy Hagar. Spammy has lost another fan, leaving him with about 9 left -

http://recordreview.wordpress.com/2012/02/23/sammy-hagar-losing-respect-for-a-hero/

"But from now on, I will always have a shade of utter disappointment whenever I hear or read anything about Sammy Hagar from this point forward. For a guy that regards himself as such a fan-friendly guy, he certainly let this one down considerably."