"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[gbranton]

Has this been posted here?

That was the only time it ever occoured to me to put the words "Nickelback" and "rock" in the same sentence. I think the reason they are called Nickelback is because if I had paid five cents to see those lame motherfuckers I'd want my nickel back.

[VAiN]

That was the only time it ever occoured to me to put the words "Nickelback" and "rock" in the same sentence.

I was just about to post the same exact thing... well played.

[gbranton]

I've since heard it was a pickle

If it was he'd have caught it in his mouth.

[chefcraig]

If it was he'd have caught it in his mouth.

Or elsewhere, if his back was turned.

[VAiN]

Ba-zing!

As a transplanted Canadian, I feel it's my duty to apologize for nickleblegh. I'm sorry.

[Roth & Roll]

Or elsewhere, if his back was turned.

I guess that would make them "Pickleback"

Seriously, you've got to at least respect their honesty - the only band that puts the value of their music right in their name, because their shit isn't worth more than 5 cents.

[clarathecarrot]

Nicklekakk is a decent band and they have a couple good tunes won't get any dime from me ,but shit they ain't half as bad as lots of shit you all (the whole world) think is the come to jesus band of all time...wtf!.

If they threw shit at me up there and someone in the audience didn't escort that fucker out I would leave too.

You know they got payed.

[So this is love]

Nicklekakk is a decent band and they have a couple good tunes won't get any dime from me ,but shit they ain't half as bad as lots of shit you all (the whole world) think is the come to jesus band of all time...wtf!.

If they threw shit at me up there and someone in the audience didn't escort that fucker out I would leave too.

You know they got payed.

What did I miss about Nickelback what`s this hatred about this band I hear all the time? I hear them on the radio from time to time I wouldn`t say its great but I`ve heard worst?

[Roth & Roll]

What did I miss about Nickelback what`s this hatred about this band I hear all the time? I hear them on the radio from time to time I wouldn`t say its great but I`ve heard worst?

Can't speak for others - but while Pickleback isn't the worst band out there, few have been as overhyped and overplayed on the radio. They've basically released 7 albums full of the same song over and over - all they do is change the lyrics and tempo. No creativity whatsoever.

[chefcraig]

What did I miss about Nickelback what`s this hatred about this band I hear all the time? I hear them on the radio from time to time I wouldn`t say its great but I`ve heard worst?

The search function is your friend.

Nickelback Absolutely Sucks

[LoungeMachine]

https://www.aux.tv/2011/11/nickelblock/

[fifth element]

I like Sammy! As one of the members of the Rat Pack, he did a lot to boost awareness of not only the black creative community, but of the Jewish one as well. His appearance on "All in the Family" will be remembered as a classic performance and a major milestone in the American consciousness. Did you know that he never learned to read, and he loved to play Ms. Pac-Man? He's just one cool cat. Wait, what? Not Sammy Davis Jr.? Sammy Hagar? Never heard of him.

lol....yeah...Spammy Hagar....the great unknown

[Panamark]

Not sure about all our international members, but in Australia when Hagar
was hired for 5150, myself and everyone else in Oz that cared to discuss,
did not know who the hell this guy was, or where he had come from.
Total nobody to us. (Much the same as now !)

He struggled to fill a bar in Sydney (solo) during a visit following the first
VH attempt to rid themselves of mediocrity.

Its obvious he is a legend in his own lunchbox from
the words he speaks, thats for sure !

[Seshmeister]

I had heard the name because it used to show up a couple of times each year from the early 80s in the Kerrang quotes of the year as Dave used to take the piss out of him but I had never heard his music. Kind of like Ted Nugent he didn't translate outside the US.

The reason he can now do a theater tour with Chickenshit is much more about the work Joe Satriani has put in over the last 30 years in Europe than Hagar. His one novelty record never worked in a country with a speed limit of 70.

[guwapo_rocker]

he didn't translate outside the US.

Hagar doesn't translate outside northern California, or some tourist trap in Mexico imo.

Okay, throw in St. Louis.