"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[twonabomber]

Salty salt, huh?

only time will tell if salty salt is saltier than salt.

[DONNIEP]

Hmmm...Van Halen is selling out shows all over the country and Sammy's making salt...

[Yount]

Chickenchips and salt are bad for your health.

[Yount]

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62. van halen 217 up, 93 down

A really good classic rock band but unfortunately most pussies only know about one or two of their albums.

EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!

EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Don't even talk to me about Sammy Hagar.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.

[Yount]

10 years ago from Blabbermouth, Sam & Dave tour aftermath. Same shit. Sammy slamming telling lies, lies, lies (I heard DLR wiped the floor with Hagar that tour.) Man, it's so good Dave is pulling 10's of mill doing this tour

"The guy is a [bleep]hole," Hagar told PAGE SIX. "He will never go on tour with me again. He's gonna have to draw a crowd on his own."

"Dave came to me because no one wanted to book him by himself, because he's such a flake and he has such a bad reputation. But I just can't work with him anymore."

Despite his dislike of Roth, Hagar says the tour was a hit with VAN HALEN fans. "It was always a great audience and it was a great rock and roll show," he said. "If it wasn't for that, I would have put him back in nightclubs were he belongs."

Roth did not return calls for comment.

So it's pubs and clubs for Chickenfoot this tour?

[DONNIEP]

Gee, a year later and Dave was out touring again...Drawing a crowd all on his own. Fuck YOU Sammy!!

[Yount]

Fuck how old is Dave in that photo? The man could/can still pull off leather pants. He looks like such a tough bastard I would never in my life play chess against him, he would kick my arse.

Sammy, c'mon! When's the last time you wore anything BODY-HUGGING? Yeah, 'cos you a fat cunt singin' for yo supper and yo teeth-whitening cream.

[DONNIEP]

Fuck how old is Dave in that photo?

That photo was from May 24th, 2003. And it was from a FREE concert during Speed Street here in Charlotte. He was the last one to perform and when his show ended it was synched up with the fireworks the city shot off, right at the end of Jump. I took a chick for our first date. It rained during the entire performance and we stood outside with about 3000 people. And I banged her half to death when we got home. Thanks Dave!

[DavidLeeNatra]

here are some nutty nuts for your salty salt, dumbass...

[katina]

here are some nutty nuts for your salty salt, dumbass...

There are a lot of calories in there!!! Yummy! Exactly what the Fat Pig likes!!!! OINK !! OINK !!

[Nitro Express]

Here's my first batch of Sammy's Sea Salt from the beach in front of my house in Cabo! I'm making this exclusively for the margaritas at the Cabo Wabo down here! Damn it's some salty salt -- a little goes a long way but it's flaky enough to disappear on the tongue. Unfortunately there ain't enough to go around, but it's fun to make -- just using a cookie sheet and 1/2" of sea water at a time!




Now The Round Rocker is selling salt from his beach. What's next? Crumbs from bass players fat face? I hate this guy!

Only Sam would make sea salt for human consumption from sea water off shore in a country that dumps raw sewage into the ocean. I remember floating out in the ocean in Mexico. The sun is going down, it's a beautiful sunset and I start to smell something sour. I find I'm floating in raw sewage! I bee line it for the hotel and take the longest shower I ever took in my life. A walk down the beach the next morning confirmed the problem. Garbage and sewage was rushing down every creek flowing into the ocean.

San Diego actually financed and built Tijuana a sewer treatment plant because their sewage was floating north and contaminating San Diego's beaches.

Sam makes his salt for his margaritas out of that water. Who knows what's in that bottle of tequila he's constantly knocking on the window trying to sell you.

[chefcraig]

Gargage and sewage was rushing down every creek flowing into the ocean.

That is caused by the run-off from Hagar's jacuzzi.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Who knows what's in that bottle of tequila he's constantly knocking on the window trying to sell you.

...while he's got his dick in the other hand...you got a point here!

[Halen High]

10 years ago from Blabbermouth, Sam & Dave tour aftermath. Same shit. Sammy slamming telling lies, lies, lies (I heard DLR wiped the floor with Hagar that tour.) Man, it's so good Dave is pulling 10's of mill doing this tour

"The guy is a [bleep]hole," Hagar told PAGE SIX. "He will never go on tour with me again. He's gonna have to draw a crowd on his own."

"Dave came to me because no one wanted to book him by himself, because he's such a flake and he has such a bad reputation. But I just can't work with him anymore."

Despite his dislike of Roth, Hagar says the tour was a hit with VAN HALEN fans. "It was always a great audience and it was a great rock and roll show," he said. "If it wasn't for that, I would have put him back in nightclubs were he belongs."

Roth did not return calls for comment.

So it's pubs and clubs for Chickenfoot this tour?

Is Chickenfoot still an active band? I thought they had broken up due to a lack of interest.

As for Hagar, when he toured Australia in the late 90s, he was unable to fill a pub in Adelaide called The Bridgeway...a little dive out in the northern suburbs of our city. Not a bad venue...I once saw Jimmy Barnes there and he rocked.

[Zing!]

That photo was from May 24th, 2003. And it was from a FREE concert during Speed Street here in Charlotte. He was the last one to perform and when his show ended it was synched up with the fireworks the city shot off, right at the end of Jump.

YES! Just how it happened when I save Double D at the Minnesota State Fair in 2001. Dave rocking out to Jump in a banana yellow jumpsuit - doing the splits off the drum riser as a half a million worth of fireworks goes off overhead. Still the best version of Jump I've witnessed. Dave closed out the week of festivities - everyone was jazzed about that show as we filed out, and the grandstand there seats a helluva lot of people - and it was PACKED! I've got pics somewhere, might have to see if I can dig them up.