"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[guwapo_rocker]

just keep remembering this quote by guwapo for some reason.

Rush kicks fucking ass. Rush would own Hagar if the two preformed on the same bill.

It's a fucking crime that they're not in the Rock N'Roll Hall of Fame. Considering the fact that the city that got the HOF pretty much were Rush's biggest supporters!

Fuck Spam Hagar!!

[ThatArtGuy]

From http://www.insidesocal.com/davidallen/2011/08/She added: "A friend of mine dated him. She had to break it off. Her parents said, 'He'll never amount to anything.' "

She had very insightful parents.

[Diamondjimi]

or


one of these fruitcakes actually has talent...

[SunisinuS]

Fuck Spam Hagar!!

You are such a child:



This shit is cracking me up like fucking no way: Again...DLR and Van Halen pioneered having fun in a rock band.

[vanhalen1r2]

Compare the above Van Hagar video with the footage of the brutal band that just destroyed Montreal......no wonder so many people across the various sites, who grew up on Van Hagar, are saying they just witnessed the best Van Halen show they've ever seen. No kidding.

No doubt I actually feel sorry for the peeps that never had the chance to see real Van Halen and where stuck seeing Van Gaygar posing as Van Halen

[Catfish]

Gerald Criece(CF Facebook) Tatoo is like jump, they both sucked and were so Commercial they made me sick ! , that was when they where losing there edge and running out of matterial , Sammy never has ever ! so lets see what the future brings , only time will tell !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Tuesday at 4:12pm · Like

A Haggar fan wrote THAT???

[vandeleur]

the time machine intro is killer .... but when did Alex Lifeson start looking like james cameron

[Greenbuds]

In honor of the return of Jamie's Cryin' to the setlist -


Now Sammy wasn't doing alright
He knew Ed would forget him
Now he's playing dive bars all night
Cause Ed's gone forever

Oh, Oh, Oh Sammy's CRYIN'

Sam wants to send Ed a letter
To get back in the band and feel better
Chickenfoot cancels shows all the time
And Spammy's career is in the shitter

Oh, Oh, Oh, Sammy's CRYIN'

Now Sammy's been in the gutter before
He knows what failure is for
His career should mean a little, little more
Than inheriting Dave's place in the band

Oh, Oh, Oh, Sammy's CRYIN'

[Jesus H Christ]

[Zing!]

That looks like Al's kit from the Wha? gig.

[Yount]

From Chickenfoot facebook

This month is a little break for the Foot - Joe is touring down under with G3 and Sammy is on a short vacation having launched his new Rum, and Michael has been busy laying some tracks down! Everyone will be returning shortly to prepare for the summer Different Devil 2012 tour and hope to see you out there!
Mad Anthony recently lent his bass chops and background vocals to Bret Michaels who is putting together a solo record with many of his friends throughout the music industry.

The record is tentatively slated for a summer release and Mike joined Ace Frehley and Michaels to record Poison's "Nothin' But a Good Time." Other musicians on the upcoming disc include Joe Perry, Loretta Lynn and Lynyrd Skynyrd.
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Brandon Waugh Sam's always on vacation shoot
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Ryan Mason Sammy is the heavy metal Jimmy Buffett. The Redd Rocker's life is a vacation. Lucky bastard
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HAHAHA Poison!!! Mike jumped the shark with lover Sam years ago. Hot sauce sell out!

[DLR Bridge]

So that do-rag wearing A-hole is releasing a solo album of covers of his own bands songs?! That makes zero sense. Mike would've been better off laying down tracks for a solo album guested by people with talent.

[golitely]

Don't hate me...I would truly sacrifice my firstborn to the altar of DLR, but I'll say it: Bluegrass Van Halen

[katina]

Gotta at least give him credit for properly disposing of his books.

This photo needs an encore!!
About changing letters in names and surnames, maybe you know that H in spanish is mute, so I tried to replace it with the first letter of the alphabet,,Aagar or Bagar are not words in spanish but with C:
Cagar is to Shit in spanish...... Yes, SAMMY CAGAR this photo tells everything!!!

[BenJammin]

45 pages of Sam bashing and counting... like Jon Stewart says a lot of times, "the material just writes itself".

It takes on another dimension for me also because I had a co-worker that was a real ass-muncher (since retired thankfully) that really looked a lot like Sam. I really hated that guy.