"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    #61
    Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
    You're going solo, fuck him and anybody that looks like him....
    Oh...don't worry...I can handle an interview with Wigg Hair...I doubt I would get past the first round of questions involving album sales though...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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    • VHscraps
      Veteran
      • Jul 2009
      • 1867

      #62
      Originally posted by Yount
      LMFAO

      Cheesehead compares himself to others because he's deeply insecure. He cares about number 1 hits and chart numbers instead of musical integrity and his songwriting reflects that.
      Yeah he knows it.
      Exactement, dude !
      THINK LIKE THE WAVES

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      • ZahZoo
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Jan 2004
        • 8970

        #63
        If there was ever a man who just needed to shut the fuck up... it's Hagar...
        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #64
          I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35192

            #65
            I'm actually at the point where I kind of pity Sammy, seriously.

            Whatever scars his Daddy left him with they run deep.

            What sort of a man has videos made of people saying how great he is and then plays them to his audience before going on stage?

            What sort of a man makes videos of himself giving relatively small amounts of money to charity and then gets the people he has given the money to comment on his generosity on film and then puts that up on the internet?

            He is a sad pathetic little man. He was in a band that sold millions of albums and then made 10s of millions but none of it is enough because inside he's so insecure and weak you couldn't parody it.

            The big difference between Hagar and Hagar fans, and people who aren't shallow idiots is that they see Roth going off becoming an EMT as the act of a loser when it was exactly the opposite.

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            • perrin29
              Head Fluffer
              • Jan 2012
              • 342

              #66
              Sammy has been such an ass clown in the press recently. Only shows sour grapes and jealousy on his part. Just go do your Chickenfoot thing with Mike and STFU. Besides, good reason why he is living so large is that VH took him to the next stage of his career. 55 and Heavy Metal aren't exactly classics.

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              • Matt White
                • Jun 2004
                • 20565

                #67
                Originally posted by kwame k
                I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

                Spammy is old enough to be that dudes DAD!!! LMMFAO


                HA!!! How bad would that SUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

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                • kwame k
                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                  • Feb 2008
                  • 11302

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Matt White
                  Spammy is old enough to be that dudes DAD!!! LMMFAO


                  HA!!! How bad would that SUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
                  I'd say I was adopted
                  Originally posted by vandeleur
                  E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                  • neuralfraud
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 278

                    #69
                    FUCK him. I thought we were on a fucking roll without that cheese breathing prick me-too'ing himself backinto the spotlight.. all good things come to an end yadda yadda yadda...

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                    • Carmine
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7692

                      #70
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      The big difference between Hagar and Hagar fans, and people who aren't shallow idiots is that they see Roth going off becoming an EMT as the act of a loser when it was exactly the opposite.
                      So true, Sesh...

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                      • BITEYOASS
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6530

                        #71
                        Originally posted by Cato
                        feel free to use this pic when you want to say "Shut the fuck up! don't forget you are just an American retarded local singer!" to Hagar.

                        That pic is just CRAPTABULOUS! POPGEAR

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                        • clarathecarrot
                          Full Member Status

                          • May 2010
                          • 3588

                          #72
                          Originally posted by fourthcoming
                          What the hell is a Cack Blabbath? You know who I'm most pissed at.....THOSE DAMN ALIENS!!!! After they abducted Hagar's fat ass they should have discarded him out of their spaceship and let him fall back to earth like that Russian space junk that just crashed down yesterday......all of this could have been avoided if those aliens would have done the right thing.
                          Russian Space Trash!!.. Interesting.

                          Spamuella Gror Raybar..the go to guy when any random interviewer need someone to say what they could have just written and signed his name to.

                          Satriani.. a well paid employee who knows how to keep the cash flowing and that Spam will even speek for him .
                          2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                          clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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                          • neuralfraud
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Aug 2010
                            • 278

                            #73
                            WHY can't his god damn "fan's" see what a cocktard he is? for fucks sake. Anyone with an OUNCE of class and self-respect can easily see through his bullshit. People with integrity and respect don't spend every minute of their life exploiting the most miniscule opportunity to take a shot at edward. Not VH, but EDWARD.

                            He's like that fucking adolescent kid who's had his first break-up and never got over it. We've all been there.. what a fucking cunt! And then there's sammy. Even AFTER going back to solo, even AFTER forming a "Supergroup" *cough* he STILL can't move on?

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                            • BITEYOASS
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6530

                              #74
                              Originally posted by kwame k
                              I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

                              What's with the loser from Smashmouth on the right?

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                              • clarathecarrot
                                Full Member Status

                                • May 2010
                                • 3588

                                #75
                                Originally posted by DONNIEP
                                It appears to be some sort of mother-stabbing, father-raping, death metal site. And those people prefer Sammy????
                                The group W bench .
                                2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
                                clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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