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    Reverend beaten to death with electric guitar.

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    Wrong forum...
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    So we'll discuss the gradual tightening of the the guitar laws...

    I'm sorry if anyone's offended by my post, but i lol'd. we've all seen the video of keef brandishing one as a mighty battle axe... Sure, there's gonna be more to the story but still...


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    The pastor must have fucked his old lady...

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    Guns don't kill people, PSYCHOPATHS WITH ELECTRIC GUITARS KILL PEOPLE.


    I blame that Elvis feller. (Not the local attention whore, the original real one.)

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    His son is a little frustrated ??



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    A huggin' preacher, eh ??

    I'll bet he was...

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    Beats poisonous snake, I suppose.

    Well...

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    Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
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    When we outlaw guitars, only outlaws will have them.



    and maybe it was dark & he didn't realize it was a guitar he was grabbing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZahZoo View Post
    Odds are good it was a $99 Pacifica Strat knock-off... The Tele is a better choice but this was an in-house church axe...
    Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.
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    A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

    A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

    OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

    This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Nah, they're particle board; it would have disintegrated with the first blow, and the pastor would still be alive.

    I could see Jhale screaming as he is being beaten to death by a cheap knockoff.



    "NOOOOOOOO! At least use a real Fender for fucks sake! ARRRGGHHHHHHH THE HUMANITY!!!!"

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    Wink NO, dude - / beat people to death with guitars. Not the reverse. Ever.

    Who said I liked Fenders?

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    Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??

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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??
    Guitars, no. Pharmaceutical anti-depressants, far more likely.

    This article - being from a Murdoch source - didn't mention it, but other articles on the subject detail the fact that the killer's family had been concerned with his recent behavior. The Murdoch article also mentions that the suspect died in police custody, but fails to mention that they used a taser on him, and my guess would be they used it excessively. Probably would have been easier just to trip him with an amp cord.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe Obama should ban guitars ??
    (insert swift kick in balls here for even THINKING about that)
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhale667 View Post
    Who said I liked Fenders?
    What was that Frank Zappa song, again...

    My guitar wants to kill your pasta?

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    Quote Originally Posted by clarathecarrot View Post
    A clean simple death to be proud of.... like getting eaten by a great white shark.... or having your nuts bit off by a laplander.

    A whole lot less painfull than the slow, GUITAR MURDER!! we have all been suffering from, at the hands of jhale,.... and that endless wanking and noodling, he has subjected us to over the years.

    OH!!!... SHIT, I SLAY ME, OWNED!!!!!!

    This post should be in the hall of fame or something.........BURN!!!!


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    Love to think of two famous incidents......one where Keef whacks a dude running around onstage at a Stones show with his Tele.....

    Then there was The Who at Woodstock....where Pete Townsend fucked Abbie Hoffman up pretty good.....he fucking deserved it, the ignorant bastard....

    That said....I think the dude who did it needs to be beaten up by a couple of Les Paul Customs.....
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    And he bailed the guy out afterwards...


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