"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[twonabomber]

what happened on that reunion tour in ’04 was some of the most miserable, back-stabbing dark crap I’ve ever been involved with my whole life

and the shit he wrote about Ed in the book isn't miserable and back-stabbing?

[DLR Bridge]

He's not out there wasting energy on that?! Is that not all he wastes his breathe on? Breathe requires energy. He's been wasting lots of it.

[GreenEyedMurder]

and the shit he wrote about Ed in the book isn't miserable and back-stabbing?

At least Ed had the excuse of not being sober.
But now Ed is healthy and sober. And Sammy's head still looks like a toilet brush.

[DavidLeeNatra]

I love the last interview...spammy burning all the bridges...go on, man, go on!!!

[Yount]

I love reading how Hagar thinks he is the hardest done by guy in rock history. He got paid, well. Still gets royalty cheques. How about the way you (and your band, management etc.) tried your best to sink Dave publicly?
Dave (with or without VH) should have gone on to greater heights but in the end was dismissed pretty much as a typical lead singer Froot Loop as he was brandished with tags like Fag, Lounge Lizard, Show Boat that YOU Hagar only fueled.

Wacky Dave.

"I'm sure Dave's difficult, like I said, hey, I wouldn't want to be around a guy who acts like that all the time. You know, who starts bumping and grinding in the middle of the street and stuff? You know, walking down the street? Probably stops and does his little number, you know. It's just silly."

[chefcraig]

I'm thinking about changing the little of this thread, mainly because of the word "Ched". For one thing, it's an insult to cheese, and everyone I've ever met likes cheese. Really, a little bit of the stuff on a hamburger or between a couple of crackers is delightful, and only adds to one's enjoyment.

On the other hand, if you add even the smallest increment of Sammy Hagar to anything, you end up puking your insides out, washing out your eyes and wishing to scrub out your ear canal with a Brillo pad. To sum it up...

GOOD:








NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE:

[gbranton]

I'm thinking about changing the little of this thread, mainly because of the word "Ched". For one thing, it's an insult to cheese......

True, I prefer Retard Rocker.

Mental retardation would explain his sweet lyrics.

[chefcraig]

Change a few letters and the possibilities are endless. The Red Rectum, The Rectum Rocker, Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him...

[gbranton]

Change a few letters and the possibilities are endless. The Red Rectum, The Rectum Rocker, Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him...

The Rank Rectum.

[VHscraps]

The Crimson Clown™

[VHscraps]

The Scarlet Scatface©

[twonabomber]

the Rotund Rocker

[Tot Brengen]

The bassplayer's girlfriend

[envy_me]

After that, about three or four songs of the Extremist, then that's about it.

I absolutely LOVE Satriani! His music is amazing, he is a great guitarplayer, and one of the few that isn't in conflict with former and current bandmembers. He seems reasonable opposed to everyone else involved in this story (DLR not included)

[ashstralia]

well said. i love joe too, he's a great human being as well as an unbelievably talented musician.

it's just a shame he didn't go with a more worthy frontman.