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Top 3 reasons Sammy is in the shitter here:
1. Lost his "Balance."
2. Ate too much Rock Candy.
3. Won't come out until he sells 5,150 copies.
Honorable mention:
Hiding from weight watchers.
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Top 3 reasons Sammy is in the shitter here:
1. Lost his "Balance."
2. Ate too much Rock Candy.
3. Won't come out until he sells 5,150 copies.
Honorable mention:
Hiding from weight watchers.RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
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I wonder just how much time Sam spends on that shitter, seein' as how his career is in there somewhere...American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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so this might be his "Elvis" influence...the king died on his very own throwne in his bathroom with a book in his hands...
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Sammy's so fucked up looking in this photo. It just makes me smile every time I look at it. I only wish that the real caption was, "Sammy Hagar, 67, died today in some shitty hotel bathroom in Cabo San Lucas. According to eyewitnesses his last act was to scribble in one of his shitty books, "I hate that goddamn Roth Army!!!"American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"
and yes...I am a no good bastard...
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Yep, you are a no good bastardtalking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"
and yes...I am a no good bastard...
Sammy can keep the VH Franken-stripes in his shithole until hell freezes over...But he ain't never, ever gonna be a part of Van Halen again!!!American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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Ha fucking HA!!! Sammy's sitting on a toilet and Van Fucking Halen is selling out arenas!!!! Ha ha ha YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! You drunk ass motherfucker! You know your wife took that picture. Either her or Mikey. You should use that as the photo on your resume when this tour is over...You know, after Ed and Al get this whole "Dave thing" out of their system. You fucking whore...American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"
and yes...I am a no good bastard...
The girl traveled to Cabo Wabo just to see him again and she couldn´t!!! And he was there!!
" We understand that Sammy was in town during our visit but we were unable to actually have Robyn meet him again. "
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The mayor of Cabo San Lucas was quoted as saying, "At least we returned Sam to his home this time before things got out of hand. The last time this happened he was running aroung the town naked, wearing only a bedsheet from the 5150 tour that said Dave sucked. Thank God we were able to contain the situation." The mayor was then overheard saying, "somebody please call this Eddie guy and beg him to take this douchebag back before I have to kill him..."Last edited by DONNIEP; 04-24-2012, 03:27 AM.American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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And this is why I fucking love this place!
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
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