"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Vinnie Velvet]

Spammy Fagar is a piece of shit.

Fuck him and his faggot ass gay band.

[evil_lil]

I used to kinda feel bad for Joe - playing with Sammy. Now I think he deserves it. He's as big a fucking geek as Eddie Trunk.

[BITEYOASS]

Sammy who? There was a singer in =VH= other than Dave? Sorry, I guess the awesomeness of this new album is getting rid of any bad memories.

[daveswisdom1984]

Goldmine interview: MA was never Appreciated in Van Halen

http://www.antimusic.com/news/12/February/23Hagar_Says_Eddie_Van_Halen_Didnt_Get_It.shtml

[lesfunk]

In other words, "Nobody's paying attention to me so I have to generate press the only way I ever could; by riding the Van Halen train." Fuck him.

[lesfunk]

this needs to be moved to the spammy opens mouth thread

[ELVIS]

"Singing with him, he's the only guy that I know that could just go above [me]," adds Hagar. "I don't care if I'm at the peak of my range; he can get up above me, just squeeze his nuts and get on up there – and right on key, he can mimic my phrasing. He's just … he's so fast. That's the thing that people don't understand about Mike. He learns faster than anyone I've ever met in my life. Joe Satriani, Eddie Van Halen … guys come up with riffs, and come on, I can't f**king play them. I'm sitting here with an acoustic guitar around the house still trying to learn these riffs on this record, and I ain't got 'em down yet … And he's playing his ass off in this band."

"He never played like this in Van Halen," Sammy continues. "Eddie [Van Halen] doesn't even realize what a great bass player he had. I think he never realized it, and that is his complete loss. I remember recording in Van Halen, Eddie was always saying, 'Just play eighth notes.' And he would play all this stuff, and Mike's just going, 'boom, boom, boom, boom.' Boy, Mike's really capable of playing more than that, and he never found out. So Mike and I, one time, we're in Cabo San Lucas when we were in Van Halen — say probably around '89, '88 or '89, when we were still loving each other, and having a good time — and Mike was in Cabo jamming and doing a live broadcast from the Cabo Wabo for some album network that I think used to be around that would do live broadcasts. And Ed is listening to it on the radio, and we get back and he asked me who was playing bass? He went, 'Yeah, yeah, you guys did 'Crossroads' by Cream,' and he goes, 'Who was playing f**king bass on that?' I'm saying, 'That's your brother right over here.' That was Michael Anthony on the bass. And Ed goes, 'Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?' And then he'd smoke a cigarette, take a hit off a beer and go, 'Hmmm.' But, he didn't get it, you know? But Michael has been tearing it up on this record."

[Seshmeister]

The Fat Clown is transparent.

He thinks that by wrapping up his constant attacks on Van Halen and self promotion in this faux concern for Anthony that gives him the high ground.

Dummy is about 4 years too late for that strategy to work with anyone apart from his brain and ear dead fanbase.

[jhale667]

Ten bucks says even MA wishes he'd just STFU already...

[lesfunk]

sam needs one of these

[ELVIS]

Look at this fuckin' picture...

[lesfunk]

no dick pics allowed!

[ELVIS]

Please don't ban me again...

[BenJammin]

See kids, alcoholism is bad....really BAD!



Look at what it made Eddie do.

Does that pic remind anyone of when one of your friends hooked up with a really ugly chick when they were blitzed ?

[evil_lil]

The Fat Clown is transparent.

He thinks that by wrapping up his constant attacks on Van Halen and self promotion in this faux concern for Anthony that gives him the high ground.

Dummy is about 4 years too late for that strategy to work with anyone apart from his brain and ear dead fanbase.

This is what he has always done. Then these retards say " Sammy's a class act."

Drives me fucking nuts!