Quote Originally Posted by Nickdfresh View Post
I saw the Godawful commercial for that mutual reach-around and ass-feltching fest. God it looks bad...
Next up on the History Channel: The Red Flatulence shows up on Pawn Stars, attempting to sell off some alleged framed gold albums depicting his success as a rock star. The shop's owner Rick calls in an expert, who promptly points out the so-called awards are nothing more than some old records, hastily coated with gold Rust-Oleum spray paint and crammed into buy-one, get-one free WalMart picture frames. The Old Man sneers with disgust, then has Big Hoss and Chumley throw the tequila-swilling yahoo out into the parking lot on his ponderously huge ass, along with his rather dubious "achievements."