"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Yount]

Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.

[Zing!]

Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.

Haven't held my brain cells hostage by reading the book, but for what it's worth, I think I remember Haggar saying once in an interview that James Brown and Mick Jagger were influences.

Too bad they didn't influence him to sing good.

[Terry]

BTW...fatso was all for comparism, wasn't he? on may 5th chickenpoop will play some 750 seater in lake tahoe...while =VH= will play to a sold out tacoma dome with a capacity of 23.000...but we all know...sam also sold more records than dave ...

Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...

[NIN1211]

Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...

Ladies and Gentlemen.....I give you the Mighty Chickenfeces

[jhale667]

Well, I think Sammy would respond by saying that Chickenfoot are just far more selective with their audiences than Van Halen are...

And he'd be lying...

[Guitar Shark]

Here is the "Other Half"

What the fuck.... ?

[ThrillsNSpills]

Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.

Well he did cover Good Rocking Tonight. However the Michael Schenker version blows the rest away. Nothing against Ronnie Montrose.

[DavidLeeNatra]

Here is the "Other Half"

Is this foto legit???

[NIN1211]

Unfortunately yes.....the irony is he could cut out the middle man and simply flush his "shit" down the toilet!

[DONNIEP]

Poor Sam, sitting on a toilet, wearing a cheap booze t-shirt with a stack of his shitty books....betcha 100 bucks he's signing Dave's autograph in them..."To Sammy, You're the greatest! Love, Dave"

[FORD]

Apparently what Sammy is trying to tell us with that picture is that his books are appropriate for reading while you're taking an OU812. And if you run out of toilet paper, just rip out a couple of pages.

[twonabomber]

i remember reading that people used to use the Sears catalog as TP. maybe that's what the books are for?

[NIN1211]

i remember reading that people used to use the Sears catalog as TP. maybe that's what the books are for?

Spam's fictional book is basically a catalog to sell his shit: shit rum,shit salty salt, shit music, shitty lies, shit sales statistics. Instead of using that toilet paper to wipe his ass, it should be used to wipe his book.......because it is full of shit.



This picture is much more appropriate.

[DavidLeeNatra]

how can one let a pic like this slip on the internet?

[DONNIEP]

Mikey to Sam's wife, "Holy shit! Is he dead???"

Sam's wife, "No, he's drunk again. He's been on the internet all day, watching those damn Van Halen concert videos...screaming about all those "terrorists" that hate him on that one site..."

Mikey, "You let him go to the Roth Army again???"

Sam's wife, "Yeah, and he's been running around all evening, saying that he's David Lee Roth, and screaming something about lighting up the sky..."