meanwhile:
Sam: "how about this one, mikey?"
Mike: "Man, those taco bell farts are really nasty..."
meanwhile:
Sam: "how about this one, mikey?"
Mike: "Man, those taco bell farts are really nasty..."
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He will try and damn it with faint praise.
The thing about Sammy is if he was half as smart as he thinks he is he would be twice as clever as he is.
He is nothing if not transparent when he tries to hide a bitchy line.
Oh, I do not log in...I just look at his page and his wall which is open to the public. I like seeing a public execution of this variety take place for crimes against humanity he has recorded to tape
sam tried to talk shit about Tattoo (love his "at least they came out with something"-line) by saying what he has heard was not great at all. fact is...Chickenfoot: 174,584 (morons) like this. 4,615 talking about this. Van Halen: 2,073,180 like this. 51,725 talking about this.
yeah, you greedy mophaired lousy lyrics screecher...you made millions with your tequila and have all that money in the world, but you are forever cursed to live in the shadow of the diamond one...whatever you do...whatever you try...whatever you say...
you are so happy to play in clubs and venues from 1.500 to 2.000 people while the mighty VH is playing sold out gigs in the garden or wherever they go...yeah, sam...tell us about it...come on...say it like you mean it...
I wonder what Sammy is having for Breakfast? A large banana swallowed whole? Maybe some cream and strawberries? Isn't that what his baby has for him?
I personally hope that Sammy really believes he is so much better than Roth, then he will really have a complete feeling of hopelessness and 'life is not fair' feeling deep in his fast food gut of tequila which will gnaw at him even more so...making him feel that no matter what he does he can never ever win. The man who believes in his illusions which fail him, is one of the most miserable creatures on the planet lol
I'm sure this won't elicit any response....
http://www.radiometal.com/en/article...cocktail,56414
These past years, you and Michael Anthony have spoken out about how disappointed you were by Van Halen and you’ve both been criticizing the band for not putting out new music, at least Michael mentioned it to us. So now that Van Halen is officially about to release a new album, what is your feeling?
Oh I’m okay with those guys doing whatever they want to do. What I’ve heard so far, I wasn’t impressed with at all, personally. I think in Chickenfoot, we’ve raised the bar a little bit on what a four-piece rock band can do, and I think they chose to take the easy route and take some of their old stuff and and re-record it instead of writing new songs. Who is Van Halen today? I don’t know, I don’t think the fans are going to be happy with it. I couldn’t care less if it’s the biggest album of the year, that wouldn’t be important to me, what is important to me is that, as artists, why would you do that? They haven’t released an album since my last album in something like 1991 or ’92, and then they just go back. To me it makes a strange statement, it kind of says « We don’t have anything, we’re not a band anymore, we’re not creative ». Isn’t it a strange statement to you?
Do you think this was intentional? I mean, as a band it’s normal to have some habits, some patterns, some ways of composing that come back, so do you think it really was intentional?
I don’t know. To be honest with you, the last time I was around those guys was in 2004 on the reunion. It was a disaster, it was horrible, Eddie was in a really bad shape, I wrote about it a lot in my book. And I don’t know what they’re thinking to be honest with you. Because if they were thinking at all, they would certainly have Mikey in there playing bass. So I don’t know what they’re thinking. I believe it was probably intentional because I don’t think they had any choice. If they had had a choice they would’ve done all new stuff. From today. They would’ve written together like a band.
So you think they don’t have any inspiration today?
I don’t think so. I think there’s zero inspiration and zero creativity. If there was any, they would write new songs. What does the band do? When Chickenfoot got together for our first album, we were four new guys and we got together and wrote ten, twelve songs and made an album. When we decided to do our second album, we didn’t go back and take the two songs that were left over from the first album, we wrote all brand new songs. Because we’re new people, we’re inspired. Here’s what we have to say, here’s what we want to play now, here’s who we’ve become since then. And you present yourself to the fans as who you are and what you’ve become. And if you don’t have any idea of who you are or what you are and what you’ve become [laughs], then I guess you have to go back and show them what you used to be. I don’t know, does that make sense?
“If you take Joe versus Eddie, you take Dave versus me, Wolfie versus Mikey, Chad or Kenny versus Al… I mean, come on! You know what I mean? Man for man, who can sing the best? Dave or I, today? Who can play the best? Joe or Eddie, today? Who could play or sing the best? Wolfie or Mikey? I think it’s a joke”
Michael told us that he was totally open to have Chickenfoot going on tour or at least making a couple of shows with Van Halen. What about you?
Hell yes! [laughs] Are you kidding? Right now, for free. They wouldn’t even have to pay me.
Anyway, does that bother you when you hear people comparing Chickenfoot and Van Halen?
Oh no, I think it’s fantastic. Really, it’s fantastic, are you kidding me? If you take Joe versus Eddie, you take Dave versus me, Wolfie versus Mikey, Chad or Kenny versus Al… I mean, come on! You know what I mean? Man for man, who can sing the best? Dave or I, today? Who can play the best? Joe or Eddie, today? Who could play or sing the best? Wolfie or Mikey? I think it’s a joke, sure I love the comparison as long as it’s fair. Not because you’re a big Eddie Van Halen fan, you think that he’s God therefore you think that he’s better than Joe, you have to be bipartisan and just listen and watch both of them play. Listen, I played with them both, I can tell you right now: there is no comparison today. Never mind the innovator that Eddie was. I’m talking about what they can play today.
So in other words, Chickenfoot is way better than Van Halen?
As individuals, absolutely! I’ve been in both bands, I can tell you right now. Take the new albums and compare them track-by-track and then tell me.
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
This guy needs a serious reality check....what fucking planet is this bastard really from?
pure Chickenfeed...like everything else that spews from his face...
My life is now worse by having read this drivel ...
Sammy: Pls have an aneurism ...
Chickenneck sucks...
That's 5 minutes of my life I'll never get back.
Thanks alot, VA....
Originally posted by perilouspete
fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.
I just threw up, and the mess on the floor is the spitting image of this wanker!
I wouldn't be surprised to see this motherfucker outside of the arena, before the show, wearing a rainbow afro wig and holding up a big sign that says "Van Halen Sucks!!! and passing out cheap flyers for the next Chickenshit show at the local gay bar
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
I read the first few lines ........then.....whatever......................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ....................blah blah chickenpoop raised tha bar. bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ha
Maybe there should be a forum for what Sammy Hagar thinks...
Call it "The Dump."
Wow. Whatever helps ya sleep at night Sambo
Eat Us and Smile!
Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!
I almost hurt myself from laughing................
FUNNIEST THING I've read in ages.................................
Poor Spambot....he knows his time is short.....................................
Uh UH hu huhuhuHu huhuHU huhuhuhu hu..."Chickenshit"....have they generated "any" interest??? Anywhere??? Really?!?!?!?!
He HAS TO SAY SOMETHING........because nobody has paid him or CHICKENSHIT any ATTENTION FOR AGES.....if at all
They're touring or whatever it is they do with another drummer, not Chad Smith (Though Kenny does kick ass)..................so how aboot that "chemistry" Spambo???
The guy is the B.T. Barnum of modern music...
its all aboot "sales" with this guy....even though without the sisters he NEVER sold much.......nevermind his delusional ramblings....the guy is a lifetime member of the "C-List" squad.........
That interview just made my day!
BRAVO
And he's wrong about the fans not liking it. They fuckin love it. Only a few Hagaritas are scoffin at it. Even the Hagar sympathizers are admitting its good
Re: Chickenfoot 'raising the bar a little bit on what a four-piece rock band can do'.
Yeah, Tool are shitting themselves......
The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
Instead of "raising the bar" they should be widening the door for that fat cunt!
You really have to wonder what the other guys in the band are feeling when they read this... seriously - would YOU want to be compared to EVH or AVH?? FUCK NO, you wouldn't! Joe 'do it for the money' Satch HAS to be cringing somewhere. Even bass player - it's not like he has a wall of awards to showcase. I HATE SAM HAGIS SO FUCKING MUCH.
My question is..... Does anybody think cknshit really is better or equal to VH. Or are any of them on par individually with the members of VH.... I think the only close call would be between Wolfie and Mikey, but after listening to that clip of Shes the Woman I think Wolfie is better. Mike is good, dont get me wrong, but Wolfie has a sweet groove that mike doesnt have.... P.S. FUCK YOU HAGER..
what a cunt!
Little bitch Homer thinks he's so elite that vh should tour with chickenshit so they can blow vh off the stage but you and I know the true outcome...Joe and Chad saying "fuck this" Mikey begging Eddie to let Wolfgang go and Sam getting shitface in the cabo a d passing out only to wake up on the filthy floor...alone.
Sam obviously hasn't heard the 90 second clips. There's nothing wrong with a bit of healthy rivalry but this guy still has "hard on" for Van Halen. Seriously, really think this guy is in early stages of Alzheimer's.
Every other musician that has had the chance to hear the new stuff say it is incredible.... I think he is so pissed his record tanked and VH is gettin so much publicity and praise that he needs to change his depends every 30 minutes..... J-E-A-L-O-U-S....
I will be in Las Vegas when the CD is released next week. Think I will
open it while enjoyng a beer at the Cabo Wabo Cantina in the Planet Hollywood hotel.
Or maybe not, don't want to give Fatty any of my money.
Joe had a real good riff for that band. Problem was he played it for the entire 4 minutes. I respect him, but that's not writing is it?
Hypothetically, if Joe and Dave were the creative team, do you think something like that would have happened?
Beyond the ex-wife, wounded ego spewing he sure doesn't have much to say... The school yard my boy up against your boy crap is just sad to hear from a 60 year old fuck...
The inspiration element is some pretty thin ice for Hagar... only thing he's shown to be inspired about the last several years is his pathetic obsession with morning wood...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
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