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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Re: Chickenfoot 'raising the bar a little bit on what a four-piece rock band can do'.

    Yeah, Tool are shitting themselves......
    LOL!
    I know for a fact that Mastodon are diligently taking notes.

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    I can't make fun of Sammy Hagar...

    I just can't. It feels hollow, like making fun of someone with a bad case of Down's. With the alien abductions and all the songs about fucking breakfast foods it's clear that some brain cells are not firing properly. Add that to the fact that he thinks his band is better than Van Halen...

    You'll find less delusional people in a psych ward.

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    Comparing Chad Smith to Alex Van Halen is just plain fucking stupid. Alex is so far above Chad Smith technically that Alex can't even see him when he looks down.

    Comparing Michael Anthony against a 20 year old kid like Wolfie is lame, and Spambo should be embarrassed for that tactic. Wolfie has shown that he can hold his own on bass and vocals, and if Sammy watched the Cafe Wha? vids he would know that.

    Comparing Eddie to Satriani is also bullshit, because they've both made their mark. But I maintain that without Eddie, you wouldn't necessarily have a Satriani, or an Eric Johnson, or any of the others.

    And there is no comparison when it comes to frontmen. Dave kicks Sam's ass all over the stage, every time. A good frontman is about showmanship more than anything. The only one who ever had the voice AND the showmanship was Freddie Mercury.
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    Eight days left.
    When this thing goes multi-platinum we'll see what he's got to say.

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    Sam knows what to say to garner the most interest, allways negative, and reporters who interview Sam know who to interview to garner the most interest.

    It's like showing up at the crime scene 4hrs late, and interviewing the people on the street and then presenting thier stories as fact, the saddest kind of face-time there is.

    I mean who tries to steal the peace symbol as thier idea of a trademark, I am sure in Sams mind he thinks he is original.

    I am still amazed he didn't have the, "creative vision" to present that symbol upside down. He didn't even put that much effort into his awesome idea. Could you imagine the awesome'ausity of THAT!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pink Spider View Post
    I can't make fun of Sammy Hagar...

    I just can't. It feels hollow, like making fun of someone with a bad case of Down's. With the alien abductions and all the songs about fucking breakfast foods it's clear that some brain cells are not firing properly. Add that to the fact that he thinks his band is better than Van Halen...

    You'll find less delusional people in a psych ward.
    There is a simple word for that.

    Sammy Hagar is pitiful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post
    I will be in Las Vegas when the CD is released next week. Think I will

    open it while enjoyng a beer at the Cabo Wabo Cantina in the Planet Hollywood hotel.

    Or maybe not, don't want to give Fatty any of my money.
    Fuck it. Turn that shithole into a BYOB.

    Bring in a boombox, crank up ADKOT, get it on video. You might unseat WARF as the fair-haired boy 'round here....


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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Maybe there should be a forum for what Sammy Hagar thinks...

    Call it "The Dump."


    this forum is only for what YOU think...
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    Like going from a thunderbolt in your cheerios to soggy Corn Flakes.

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    Everybody on the planet knows who Eddie Van Halen is. That alone trumps Sammy's comparison to right there.
    I'm reminded of that DLR interview from 86 where he's pissed at the brothers for making people choose sides.

    David Lee Roth burries Sammy as a front man


    I've heard too much rockin shitnon this new record to know that Sammy needs to get his head examined.


    Where is that little orphan Sammy picture when you need it???!!!!
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    and I truly LOVE his interviews...he is so desperate...isn't it pure fun to watch him die for what VH generates?

    keep 'em coming, Sambo...even your "fans" feel deeply ashamed for you!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    I really, really hate that Satriani gets thrown into this because of Bette's fat mouth... I've been a huge Satch fan since his first solo album, and he's been nothing but gracious towards Ed.....
    That's what I'm saying.. he must be somewhere thinking to himself 'oh fuck, what has that idiot done now? First it was we're better than Lad Zep, and now this..' It's embarrassing.
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    That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Comparing Chad Smith to......AND the showmanship was Freddie Mercury.
    I know Sam has a band. I know what it is called. I know that Smith is paid and money is money, is all I can think here. He is a fantastic drummer and the rest of cluckshoe is wank. I may not listen to the next Peppers CD because of his involvment with Haggis. I am still in a WTF mode about him and this venture in futlity. I think of it like Delorean trying to save his company and making a dope deal out of desperation...Sad.

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    I fucking love that interview !!!!!!!!!
    It is what it is, the last desperate attempts of a drowning man trying to grab on to something .........Keep waving sammy bye bye .............................................. bye bye ..


    And then he was gone

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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    Don't like it, don't fucking read it....
    Oh believe me, champ, I haven't. Don't plan to either, because I honestly don't care...at all!
    It's sort of an unusual request at a David Lee Roth site to filter past the Sambo PR machine and the gush, and what he thinks about anything, but you may have a point there.....

    Thanks for the advice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vandeleur View Post
    I fucking love that interview !!!!!!!!!
    It is what it is, the last desperate attempts of a drowning man trying to grab on to something .........Keep waving sammy bye bye .............................................. bye bye ..


    And then he was gone
    Great interview....reeks of jealousy.....I love that VH isnt acknowledging him at all..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairwrning View Post
    Great interview....reeks of jealousy.....I love that VH isnt acknowledging him at all..
    At some point, Dave will be asked a question about Sambo's comments. Can't wait to hear his entertaining response.
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    Can the last one in chickenshit please turn the lights off when they leave .

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    When you write the lyrics Sammy does, its easy to put out an album every year,,,

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    At some point, Dave will be asked a question about Sambo's comments. Can't wait to hear his entertaining response.
    I actually hope that Dave doesn't sink down into the shitpile that Sammy wallows around in.

    The music speaks for itself. If there were two identical arenas in every town on the upcoming tour, and VH played one and Chickenfoot played the other on the same night, the VH show would be full and the Chickenfoot show would be at about 50% capacity.

    "Supergroups" (and I use that term very loosely in the case of Chickenfoot) generally tend to be non-factors. People generally don't invest themselves too deeply in them because they're not really a band...they're just a place for individual musicians to fuck around.

    Factor in a mediocre talent like Hagar and there's even less reason to be interested.

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    Wow Sammy finally managed to alienate the Van Hagar fans too.

    This is typical of the stuff I'm reading

    OK Sammy. I’ve been a fan, I’ve gone two Cabo twice (thrice in about 4 weeks), had front row for 5 VH with Sammy shows, been to a couple Sammy solo shows….It is time to STFU.

    Judging from what I have heard so far, this VH album is better than 5150, OU812, 4UCK, and Balance. I don’t care if most of the songs are demos redone. Maybe you don’t have any oldies because you released too many average albums instead of quality albums. I think there is room for VH to have another album of oldies redone (Just What You Wanted, Piece Of Mine, No More Waiting…)

    It's getting old Sam. And rather unprofessional to rip on creativity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    I actually hope that Dave doesn't sink down into the shitpile that Sammy wallows around in.
    Indeed, refusing to acknowledge him would probably be the most entertaining response of all.

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    "I couldn’t care less if it’s the biggest album of the year"

    Yeah, right....
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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    I actually hope that Dave doesn't sink down into the shitpile that Sammy wallows around in.

    The music speaks for itself. If there were two identical arenas in every town on the upcoming tour, and VH played one and Chickenfoot played the other on the same night, the VH show would be full and the Chickenfoot show would be at about 50% capacity.

    "Supergroups" (and I use that term very loosely in the case of Chickenfoot) generally tend to be non-factors. People generally don't invest themselves too deeply in them because they're not really a band...they're just a place for individual musicians to fuck around.

    Factor in a mediocre talent like Hagar and there's even less reason to be interested.
    Supergroup is such a 70s term to me anyway but I don't think you can call yourself 'super' anything when you can only sell 50 000 albums and play small theatres.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    "I couldn’t care less if it’s the biggest album of the year"

    Yeah, right....
    He knows it will be so he already says he doesnt care..fuckin classic

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    "I couldn’t care less if it’s the biggest album of the year"

    Yeah, right....
    It is a funny line, like Sammy of all people never worries about money or album sales...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    Indeed, refusing to acknowledge him would probably be the most entertaining response of all.
    Precisely my point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    That's what I'm saying.. he must be somewhere thinking to himself 'oh fuck, what has that idiot done now? First it was we're better than Lad Zep, and now this..' It's embarrassing.
    Did he actually say that Chickenfoot was better than Led Zeppelin????

    Thanks for the second laugh I've had this morning!

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    Up Next Lyrics

    Artist: Chickenfoot
    Album: Chickenfoot III

    When I arrive, at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna have, my swim suit on
    Flip flops, and a pair of shades
    And ask the Choir if I can sing along
    Yeah!
    Woo!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'll Bow down and kiss the ring
    I'll Show respect, the best I can
    I'll be myself, gotta show the man
    Just exactly who I am
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up next, who's next
    Well when I arrive at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna sing at the top of my lungs
    Everything I ever did
    It will be heard, it will be sung

    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up Next
    When I arrive at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna have my best foot on
    A big 'ol smile on my face
    I'll check no bags I got no carry on's
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up Next, Wooo
    Who's Next
    C'mon, Up Next
    Step right up
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    Bend down and kiss my ring Sammy...

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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    "I couldn’t care less if it’s the biggest album of the year"

    Yeah, right....
    as I said before...say it like you mean it...

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    the more I think about it, the more he pisses me off...CD isnt even out yet and this fucker is giving his opinion...what a dick...truly shows he wishes he was in VH not Chickenfoot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Up Next Lyrics

    Artist: Chickenfoot
    Album: Chickenfoot III

    When I arrive, at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna have, my swim suit on
    Flip flops, and a pair of shades
    And ask the Choir if I can sing along
    Yeah!
    Woo!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'll Bow down and kiss the ring
    I'll Show respect, the best I can
    I'll be myself, gotta show the man
    Just exactly who I am
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up next, who's next
    Well when I arrive at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna sing at the top of my lungs
    Everything I ever did
    It will be heard, it will be sung

    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up Next
    When I arrive at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna have my best foot on
    A big 'ol smile on my face
    I'll check no bags I got no carry on's
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    I'm in the sun, I might be the one
    Maybe I'm, oh no, in the front of the line
    Up Next, Wooo
    Who's Next
    C'mon, Up Next
    Step right up
    Who's Next




    Bend down and kiss my ring Sammy...
    The 12 year old that wrote that must have been so excited when they put that on the album! Chickenfoot really loves their fans!

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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Exactly, nobody gives 1/8th of a shit about them... Mark my words - VH will not waste any time responding to this fucking loser. The VH machine will roll through the US, destroy Europe and keep a-rollin...
    I think Van Halen should respond to this by not responding at all....like Dave said in '87, "let the music do the talking"
    Van Halen is has been and always will be a way better band (with Dave) then anything Sammy Hagar is involved in.
    Van Halen needs to take the high road on this as they clearly have been and good for them.

    Fuck Sammy!!!

    That is all...
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    Given how he was treated by EVH, I get why MA wants to play with Chickenshit. But I lost a lot of respect for him for not taking a stand and tell Spammy to stop this drivel. It's embarrassing to Mike.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    The only one who ever had the voice AND the showmanship was Freddie Mercury.
    That I will agree with 100%. Good on ya

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    "Sammy Hagar, one of the most incredible turn-offs known to mankind—diabolical." Henry Rollins 1998

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    Up Next Lyrics

    Artist: Chickenfoot
    Album: Chickenfoot III

    When I arrive, at the Pearly Gates
    Gonna have, my swim suit on
    Flip flops, and a pair of shades
    And ask the Choir if I can sing along
    Yeah!
    Woo!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    I'll Bow down and kiss the ring
    I'll Show respect, the best I can
    I'll be myself, gotta show the man
    Just exactly who I am
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah!
    Yeah! etc.
    And that's one of the better ones!

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    This beats workin' baby!
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    "He ain't drownin', he's just wavin' " - David Lee Roth 1988

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    OMG guys! Did you see what came out in the news today about what Eddie & Dave said about Sammy & Chickenfoot?







































    That's right. ZERO.


    My thoughts....what everyone else said. No need to repeat. FUCK YOU HAGAR!
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Shut up and dance!
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    Quote Originally Posted by fryingdutchman View Post
    Fuck it. Turn that shithole into a BYOB.

    Bring in a boombox, crank up ADKOT, get it on video. You might unseat WARF as the fair-haired boy 'round here....

    Maybe I can find a dipsy waitress to throw it on their sound system
    WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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