Who is Chickenfoot?
It's more like they're lowering the bar. Aside from Cheddy McDonald himself, Chickenshit could have been a talented band. But just as was the case with Van Hagar, there's a big red anchor weighing them down.
And basically I can condense Sammy's whole spew into two sentences:
"I can't stand the fact that any one song on the new Van Halen album destroys everything I did in my 11 years with the band"
"Buy my book. The tequila doesn't sell so well in the winter."
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
It would be nice if just once sammy would say "Please,no Van Halen questions"
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
I hope that Dave doesn't take the bait, because Hagar just wantes to get column inches any way he can.
Just ignore 'im - like a pesky fly that's a buzzin around. Ain't worth even swattin'.
If Dave does respond, something along the lines of the response he gave when someone asked him back in '96 about how he felt being replaced by the singer from Extreme. Dave's reply?? ... 'I think Extreme is short for extremely boring' .
End of discussion - that's our Dave.
THINK LIKE THE WAVES
I didn't mind Sammy in the past. But I am really starting to loathe the way he bad mouths VH. He needs to just STFU.
I liked Sesh posting that awful Hagar lyric earlier in this thread, and went digging for shit. It wasn't hard to find! I give you Not 4 Sale by Sammy Hagar & The Waboritas:
All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Couldn't buy my life
I sleep late
Black coffee, burnt toast, some tomato juice
Go online, check my email
A toothbrush and I'm all brand new
Then my guitar starts lookin' at me
I start hummin' this old melody
It sounds familiar, but that's alright
It gets me by, it keeps me high
All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Couldn't buy my life
Cause my life's not 4 sale
Yeah, I like drivin
Stay up late just lookin at the starts
Believe in God, believe in aliens
UFO's in my backyard
And then the words come flyin out of me
I lay em down to a sweet melody
It sounds familiar but that's alright
It gets me by, it keeps me high
All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/not-4-sal...waboritas.html ]
Cause my life's not 4 sale
All the money in the world
Yeah, it's not perfect but it's really, really fine
You come on, get some but ya stand in line
It's all I got but I call it mine
Well, my friend's worth a couple million
and he's miserable as any man can be
He no fun, no sense of humor
That ain't the way it's supposed to be
All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life
Cause my life's not 4 sale
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life or change my life, no
All the money in the world
Ain't gonna buy my life cause
My life's not for sale
All the money in the world
No, my life's not for sale
All the money in the world
Can't buy my life, my life's not for sale
All the money in the world
All the money in the world
All the money in the world
Won't make my life, change my life, buy my life cause
My life's not 4 sale
What the fuck is this shit??? He believes in aliens? Fucking mental case...
Oh he's heard the album alright - hence the jealous rage. And he's just lost a few more once neutral fans, judging by the reaction at the VHND. He's hanging himself and he's too bitter and twisted to stop. I bet a few people have had a quiet word in his ear to knock it off, as he's destroying his image and losing fans with every interview.
Last edited by Halen High; 01-30-2012 at 04:05 PM.
I don't know about you guys, but sometimes when I'm reading something a aprticular sentence jumps off the page and turns red in my mind like something from a movie. For me this sentence did that very thing.
Like the "artist" who wrote Poundcake?
Why would you do that? I don't know Sammy, why would great artist such as yourself do a song that had been written before you were in the band? A song like Top of the World? Or several of the other early Van Hagar songs? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Because after all, it doesn't "present yourself to the fans as who you are and what you’ve become" does it?
What a fucking hypocrite.
I've tried so hard to stay out of the Sammy bashing. I've always asked why does it have to be one OR the other, but between the lies in his book and these infantile interviews he has given lately any respect I may have ever had for him is gone. I guess he thinks he's hacking away at what Van Halen IS but really all he is doing is destroying what Van Halen WAS when HE was in the band.
He sounds like a butt-hurt chick who can't do anything on your first date except talk about how much her ex sucks. I'm at the point of looking at my watch, waving for my waitress and thinking if I can get this bitch back to her place in one piece she'll never hear from me again.
"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth
What a bitter little man he is. LMAO!
Eat Us And Smile - The Originals
"I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth
"We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
LOL....Awesome
interesting a German Iron Cross next to "ROTH" sure he would be pleased as punch
Trying to get yourself banned again already, Pibbles?
Geez, you don't even try anymore, do you?
here comes Sam Hagar bottle of Tequila in one hand dick in the other
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Spammy = scum of the earth.
Chicken fucker piece of shit.
Really though, has this fuck lost his mind??? (if he hasn't already). What is this little bitch's agenda?
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EAT US AND SMILE
What a dick...
When you think of so-called superbands...created from artists of several well-known bands...they often fall for average albums, like Audioslave...even John Paul Jones and Dave Grohl weren't able to totally nail it...but at least they create something people give a shit about...gather some attention...now Chickenfoot, it totally fails to gather any! Satriani and anybody from RCHP should succeed, no matter how much current RHCP is mediocre.
And the name of the band. Chickenfoot. Chickenfoot. Even "Red Rock" wouldn't sound as bad. I could think of a thousand better names, even if I had to pick it from Hagar lyrics. "Aftershock". Anything would be even a little better.
You know what? Even Nickelback would sound worse with Hagar.
Originally posted by Cato
Golden, why are you FAT?http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpgOriginally posted by lesfunk
Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
I merged the two threads, should have done that earlier, my bust....
Man, even the hagar fans are massing against sammy . I was lurking at the links just to see what the sheep were saying and woah, spammy, you really showed your true colors this time. Even the Sheep can see them!
A good quote quote from a hagar lover was " Sam's a better singer than Dave. Dave's just better at everything else"... Wow
Interesting you should say that because back in '86, I recall reading in Rolling Stone how Ed and Al had to tell Sam to knock off his repeatedly shots at Dave, after he replaced him. Not only is Sammy a poor loser but he was also a poor winner when he replaced Dave first time around. Geez! I can't stand that guy anymore.
Last edited by wychwood; 01-30-2012 at 05:34 PM.
To quote it for the thousandth time:
also:"For years I’ve tried to be a gentleman about this and it’s very frustrating," he said. "That's part of the reason I left. I think it’s obvious now that what Sam has brought to the band is only….. mediocre at best. "I’ve never met Sam, but I almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a Farm Aid or AIDS benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And Sam would be forgotten," Roth said, adding , "I wonder how he sleeps at night."
He is terrified of both Dave and CVH and having to live up to what they did in their careers. Dave has a nice chunk of rock n' roll history already carved out. Hell, you could argue that his solo career was much more relevant (even if it was a short relevancy) than Hagar's was at any given time. The CFTH and EUAS records are both up there in pop culture history."With me in the band, it’s one of those miraculous 97-97 deals. It’s 97 percent you and 97 percent moi. Is it Mick or Keith? I don’t know. I’m currently the fun part, and I’ll always be the fun part. I ran into one of the current managers not terribly long ago, and he said, "Hey, Dave, you know, it’s just another chapter. And I told him "No. Classic VH is the whole book, all right? The rest of you are just disposable chapters."
Dave never felt the need to take huge pot shots like this or inject it into every conversion. Sure he'll say the "Drink milk and nissan" line, but is there any debate against that? It wasn't vicious, in fact there's only been a few times where I can recall Dave even remotely getting nasty and that was after '96 towards Eddie (with good reason unfortunately ).
Van HALEN will now forever be up there with Zeppelin, Sabbath, and The Who as all time classic rock bands, and all thanks to what Dave and the Boys did. Hagar? Dude's lucky he can even attach his name to their legacy, because without them? dude's opening for Styx and Billy Squier.
Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
"They haven’t released an album since my last album in something like 1991 or ’92"
What??
Senile bastard. His last years on Earth are going to be pretty ugly. I feel sorry for the people who'll have to nurse him to the grave. He doesn't need us slagging him off (although I find it FUN to read) because being Samuel Roy Hagar is punishment enough.
Yes, WHY??? I am so fucking sick of the 'fat-fucking-clown is a better singer' crap.. give me a fucking break. That was just bullshit spin doctoring at its best in 1986 when they realized he brought absolutely NOTHING to the table, the fat fuck... "uhhh, yeah.. umm... sam sings better. There ya go.. that's what VH fans want - now we can get that coveted Journey demographic. Soccer moms all around!!!"
FUCK YOU SAMMY HAGAR.
:fupunk::fupunk::fupunk::fupunk::fupunk::fupunk::fupunk:
What's wrong with all of you ??
You're all like a bunch of flaming nincompooftas !!
Who gives a shit about what Hagar says about anything ??
18 pages of this crap in main is embarrassing...
Normally I would agree E...but its just so damn fun to crack on the guy!!!
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