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    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    If VH does the late night talk TV shows for some live performances I'm pretty sure the next Bette interview will be primarily sobbing.
    I could hear it now. "Tomorrow, on a very special Dr. Phil, the Red Rocker opens up about why he is so bitter about Van Halen (queue the piano music)"
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    Who is Chickenfoot?
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    Quote Originally Posted by binnie View Post
    Re: Chickenfoot 'raising the bar a little bit on what a four-piece rock band can do'.

    Yeah, Tool are shitting themselves......
    It's more like they're lowering the bar. Aside from Cheddy McDonald himself, Chickenshit could have been a talented band. But just as was the case with Van Hagar, there's a big red anchor weighing them down.

    And basically I can condense Sammy's whole spew into two sentences:

    "I can't stand the fact that any one song on the new Van Halen album destroys everything I did in my 11 years with the band"

    "Buy my book. The tequila doesn't sell so well in the winter."
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    It would be nice if just once sammy would say "Please,no Van Halen questions"
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    It's more like they're lowering the bar. Aside from Cheddy McDonald himself, Chickenshit could have been a talented band. But just as was the case with Van Hagar, there's a big red anchor weighing them down.

    And basically I can condense Sammy's whole spew into two sentences:

    "I can't stand the fact that any one song on the new Van Halen album destroys everything I did in my 11 years with the band"

    "Buy my book. The tequila doesn't sell so well in the winter."
    Mr. Ford, you amuse me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guitar Shark View Post
    At some point, Dave will be asked a question about Sambo's comments. Can't wait to hear his entertaining response.
    I hope that Dave doesn't take the bait, because Hagar just wantes to get column inches any way he can.

    Just ignore 'im - like a pesky fly that's a buzzin around. Ain't worth even swattin'.

    If Dave does respond, something along the lines of the response he gave when someone asked him back in '96 about how he felt being replaced by the singer from Extreme. Dave's reply?? ... 'I think Extreme is short for extremely boring' .

    End of discussion - that's our Dave.
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    I didn't mind Sammy in the past. But I am really starting to loathe the way he bad mouths VH. He needs to just STFU.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    It's total "self promotion" on Spambots part............

    Chickenshit has generated ZERO interest....not from old school Sheep who larved van haggis...
    You can hear the discontent in their long bleating sessions. If it isn't too late they can find REO .
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    I liked Sesh posting that awful Hagar lyric earlier in this thread, and went digging for shit. It wasn't hard to find! I give you Not 4 Sale by Sammy Hagar & The Waboritas:

    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
    All the money in the world
    Couldn't buy my life

    I sleep late
    Black coffee, burnt toast, some tomato juice
    Go online, check my email
    A toothbrush and I'm all brand new

    Then my guitar starts lookin' at me
    I start hummin' this old melody
    It sounds familiar, but that's alright
    It gets me by, it keeps me high

    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
    All the money in the world
    Couldn't buy my life
    Cause my life's not 4 sale

    Yeah, I like drivin
    Stay up late just lookin at the starts
    Believe in God, believe in aliens
    UFO's in my backyard

    And then the words come flyin out of me
    I lay em down to a sweet melody
    It sounds familiar but that's alright
    It gets me by, it keeps me high

    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't buy my life
    [ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/not-4-sal...waboritas.html ]
    Cause my life's not 4 sale
    All the money in the world

    Yeah, it's not perfect but it's really, really fine
    You come on, get some but ya stand in line
    It's all I got but I call it mine

    Well, my friend's worth a couple million
    and he's miserable as any man can be
    He no fun, no sense of humor
    That ain't the way it's supposed to be

    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't buy my life
    Cause my life's not 4 sale
    All the money in the world
    Wouldn't buy my life or change my life, no
    All the money in the world
    Ain't gonna buy my life cause
    My life's not for sale

    All the money in the world
    No, my life's not for sale
    All the money in the world
    Can't buy my life, my life's not for sale
    All the money in the world
    All the money in the world
    All the money in the world
    Won't make my life, change my life, buy my life cause
    My life's not 4 sale


    What the fuck is this shit??? He believes in aliens? Fucking mental case...
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    Quote Originally Posted by VAiN View Post
    Wow. Just... wow. He obviously hasn't heard any of the album. Man for man, chickenfeets is a better band - ON WHAT PLANET?????? The balls on this guy to call them out like that. This is beyond pathetic, and just sad, really. He'll be eating his words soon enough...
    Oh he's heard the album alright - hence the jealous rage. And he's just lost a few more once neutral fans, judging by the reaction at the VHND. He's hanging himself and he's too bitter and twisted to stop. I bet a few people have had a quiet word in his ear to knock it off, as he's destroying his image and losing fans with every interview.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke D View Post
    Who really gives a shit what Spam thinks?
    Although it is very tempting to answer that question, somebody here would get their little 'feelings' hurt, and I'd get banned as a result of exposing their undercover Hagar-love, so I digress....

    (a few more threads like this one, and you'll be able to figure it out)
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    I don't know about you guys, but sometimes when I'm reading something a aprticular sentence jumps off the page and turns red in my mind like something from a movie. For me this sentence did that very thing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    what is important to me is that, as artists, why would you do that?
    Like the "artist" who wrote Poundcake?

    Why would you do that? I don't know Sammy, why would great artist such as yourself do a song that had been written before you were in the band? A song like Top of the World? Or several of the other early Van Hagar songs? WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? Because after all, it doesn't "present yourself to the fans as who you are and what you’ve become" does it?

    What a fucking hypocrite.

    I've tried so hard to stay out of the Sammy bashing. I've always asked why does it have to be one OR the other, but between the lies in his book and these infantile interviews he has given lately any respect I may have ever had for him is gone. I guess he thinks he's hacking away at what Van Halen IS but really all he is doing is destroying what Van Halen WAS when HE was in the band.

    He sounds like a butt-hurt chick who can't do anything on your first date except talk about how much her ex sucks. I'm at the point of looking at my watch, waving for my waitress and thinking if I can get this bitch back to her place in one piece she'll never hear from me again.
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    What a bitter little man he is. LMAO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by hambon4lif View Post
    Although it is very tempting to answer that question, somebody here would get their little 'feelings' hurt, and I'd get banned as a result of exposing their undercover Hagar-love, so I digress....

    (a few more threads like this one, and you'll be able to figure it out)
    If you're referring to me, fuck you....

    It's a valid topic about VH's new album, and since everybody around is so pissy about moving/closing threads, I put it in Main...

    Again, nobody is forcing you to read it....
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    LOL....Awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by Va Beach VH Fan View Post
    If you're referring to me, fuck you....

    It's a valid topic about VH's new album, and since everybody around is so pissy about moving/closing threads, I put it in Main...

    Again, nobody is forcing you to read it....
    hambon4lif was most certainly referring to you. now don't get pissy again but why wasn't this thread merged with the nincompoop thread already active.
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    interesting a German Iron Cross next to "ROTH" sure he would be pleased as punch
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    Trying to get yourself banned again already, Pibbles?

    Geez, you don't even try anymore, do you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by John Jacob View Post
    hambon4lif was most certainly referring to you. now don't get pissy again but why wasn't this thread merged with the nincompoop thread already active.
    Joy joy....another troll trying to stir shit...nice knowin' ya... NOT!

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    here comes Sam Hagar bottle of Tequila in one hand dick in the other
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    Spammy = scum of the earth.

    Chicken fucker piece of shit.

    Really though, has this fuck lost his mind??? (if he hasn't already). What is this little bitch's agenda?
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    What a dick...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roth & Roll View Post
    Joy joy....another troll trying to stir shit...nice knowin' ya... NOT!
    This one really should know better by now. And posting from a proxy linked to beastiality sites really isn't going to help him stick around any longer.

    Everybody sing along now......

    John Jacob dingleberry shit. His name is Pibbles too

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    When you think of so-called superbands...created from artists of several well-known bands...they often fall for average albums, like Audioslave...even John Paul Jones and Dave Grohl weren't able to totally nail it...but at least they create something people give a shit about...gather some attention...now Chickenfoot, it totally fails to gather any! Satriani and anybody from RCHP should succeed, no matter how much current RHCP is mediocre.

    And the name of the band. Chickenfoot. Chickenfoot. Even "Red Rock" wouldn't sound as bad. I could think of a thousand better names, even if I had to pick it from Hagar lyrics. "Aftershock". Anything would be even a little better.

    You know what? Even Nickelback would sound worse with Hagar.
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    I merged the two threads, should have done that earlier, my bust....

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    Man, even the hagar fans are massing against sammy . I was lurking at the links just to see what the sheep were saying and woah, spammy, you really showed your true colors this time. Even the Sheep can see them!
    A good quote quote from a hagar lover was " Sam's a better singer than Dave. Dave's just better at everything else"... Wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halen High View Post
    I bet a few people have had a quiet word in his ear to knock it off, as he's destroying his image and losing fans with every interview.
    Interesting you should say that because back in '86, I recall reading in Rolling Stone how Ed and Al had to tell Sam to knock off his repeatedly shots at Dave, after he replaced him. Not only is Sammy a poor loser but he was also a poor winner when he replaced Dave first time around. Geez! I can't stand that guy anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lesfunk View Post
    Sam's a better singer than Dave. Dave's just better at everything else"... Wow
    This isn't directed at you Les... but why has everyone been led to believe that Hagar is a good singer. He's a fucking whiny yelper with no fucking soul or emotion. He sucks as a singer!
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    To quote it for the thousandth time:

    "For years I’ve tried to be a gentleman about this and it’s very frustrating," he said. "That's part of the reason I left. I think it’s obvious now that what Sam has brought to the band is only….. mediocre at best. "I’ve never met Sam, but I almost feel sorry for the guy. If the old team got back together to do a Farm Aid or AIDS benefit, that 45 minutes would totally eclipse what he has done in his entire career. And Sam would be forgotten," Roth said, adding , "I wonder how he sleeps at night."
    also:

    "With me in the band, it’s one of those miraculous 97-97 deals. It’s 97 percent you and 97 percent moi. Is it Mick or Keith? I don’t know. I’m currently the fun part, and I’ll always be the fun part. I ran into one of the current managers not terribly long ago, and he said, "Hey, Dave, you know, it’s just another chapter. And I told him "No. Classic VH is the whole book, all right? The rest of you are just disposable chapters."
    He is terrified of both Dave and CVH and having to live up to what they did in their careers. Dave has a nice chunk of rock n' roll history already carved out. Hell, you could argue that his solo career was much more relevant (even if it was a short relevancy) than Hagar's was at any given time. The CFTH and EUAS records are both up there in pop culture history.

    Dave never felt the need to take huge pot shots like this or inject it into every conversion. Sure he'll say the "Drink milk and nissan" line, but is there any debate against that? It wasn't vicious, in fact there's only been a few times where I can recall Dave even remotely getting nasty and that was after '96 towards Eddie (with good reason unfortunately ).

    Van HALEN will now forever be up there with Zeppelin, Sabbath, and The Who as all time classic rock bands, and all thanks to what Dave and the Boys did. Hagar? Dude's lucky he can even attach his name to their legacy, because without them? dude's opening for Styx and Billy Squier.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    This isn't directed at you Les... but why has everyone been led to believe that Hagar is a good singer. He's a fucking whiny yelper with no fucking soul or emotion. He sucks as a singer!
    Paul Stanley sucks too...but not as a singer *wink wink*

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    "They haven’t released an album since my last album in something like 1991 or ’92"

    What??
    Senile bastard. His last years on Earth are going to be pretty ugly. I feel sorry for the people who'll have to nurse him to the grave. He doesn't need us slagging him off (although I find it FUN to read) because being Samuel Roy Hagar is punishment enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    Paul Stanley sucks too...but not as a singer *wink wink*
    You should lay off that shit, Paul's got like five kids, a wife and a couple of ex-wives.

    AND like Eddie Van Halen, his son Evan is gonna be in KISS, along with Nick Simmons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gbranton View Post
    You should lay off that shit, Paul's got like five kids, a wife and a couple of ex-wives.

    AND like Eddie Van Halen, his son Evan is gonna be in KISS, along with Nick Simmons.
    What? You think he doesn't suck as a carpenter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden AWe View Post
    What? You think he doesn't suck as a carpenter?
    I'm not sure about his skills but he's nailed a bunch of hot women.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    why has everyone been led to believe that Hagar is a good singer. He's a fucking whiny yelper with no fucking soul or emotion. He sucks as a singer!

    Yes, WHY??? I am so fucking sick of the 'fat-fucking-clown is a better singer' crap.. give me a fucking break. That was just bullshit spin doctoring at its best in 1986 when they realized he brought absolutely NOTHING to the table, the fat fuck... "uhhh, yeah.. umm... sam sings better. There ya go.. that's what VH fans want - now we can get that coveted Journey demographic. Soccer moms all around!!!"

    FUCK YOU SAMMY HAGAR.
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    What's wrong with all of you ??

    You're all like a bunch of flaming nincompooftas !!

    Who gives a shit about what Hagar says about anything ??

    18 pages of this crap in main is embarrassing...


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    Normally I would agree E...but its just so damn fun to crack on the guy!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    What's wrong with all of you ??
    I don't like sammy hagar.

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