Who can take that old fuck seriously....remember his alien stories?
DLR7884
The probed the common sense and ability to write decent lyrics out of him.
Originally Posted by WARF:
DLR7884 - This guy is one bad ass sonafabitch... I've seen him destroy peoples posting careers in a single sentence.
So Sammy says "There's Zero Inspiration And Zero Creativity"..... In other words, he's saying It's just like Chickenfoot.
2012 looks like it's gonna be a good year in a lot of ways... especially for music... VH with DLR, KISS, Sabbath, Soundgarden just off the top of my head. I'm getting a good feeling that this just might be the year that Hagar drops dead.
Isn't that adorable. He thinks he's people!
Eddie and Alex didn't exactly help back in the day, feeding the ego. Guess they desperately wanted it to work.
Quote Alex: "It was basically a situation where we felt that the four of us – the previous model, the Model T as opposed to the SST right now – that we wanted to get the world to be able to listen to the music that we were making. And Dave was just one step in the chain, so to speak, to be able to facilitate that."
ha ha...this is the from Chickenpoof's facebook site:
Enough with the comments about Edward and VH, Sam. You have to realize that most of us dig you the Foot and VH and are getting tired of being put in the middle of it. Not to mention the awkward position your latest comments have put the rest of the Foot in. My favorite singer joined my favorite band when you joined VH. You say that you don't care if you get another fan, you just don't want to lose the ones you have. It's happening Sam. Folks that dig you are starting to get fed up with your constant digs at VH. I hope if by chance you see this you take it to heart Sam. I'm still a fan but I don't think I've been more disappointed in you then right now with your latest comments. I know I haven't.
he crossed the line...big time...
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What is this? A Sammy fan thinking for himself? ALERT ALERT!!
Natra you should have bible bashed him with CFTH. Convert him over to here.
The "Sammy is a better singer" argument bugs me.Better singer is entirely subjective and the argument is usually thrown about by people who don't know a thing about singing.Hagar is a lil' higher on the register but Dave has way better mastery his voice.He owns the lower range and can get way up there as well.Dave has substance to his voice.Sammy's voice is just boring
I really love you baby, I love what you've got
Let's get together we can, Get hot
Right now, Ronnie is thinking, "damn, if only he bitched as much about me, people would know who I am."
It really warms the heart to see the Hagar faithful attempt to shut him up. It's very telling. They know what's up. They're not all bad people. Just people with bad taste in music.
Folks,
All this shit from Hagar is human nature. It's a nervous defense mechanism. It's uncontrollable. He knows that everything thing he did in VH is about to be eclipsed, it already has been for that matter, by A Different Kind of Truth. It's the old playground fight "My dad can beat up your dad" shit. When you get nervous (and he's nervous) you find every way possible to rag on whats causing your nervousness. He knows he is about to be destroyed, erased, put out in the chicken pasture and unless he rips on VH...nobody will talk to him and he knows it. His new band sucks that bad...even though he tried by bringing in a kick ass guitarist and drummer to rival VH...Chickenfeed, is an epic failure..no one cares, at all. You wanna talk about a lack of creativity and the lack of anything that is musically profound...Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Chickenfeed.
Tattoo gave his first opportunity. It was weak compared to what I've heard since it's release on the 10th. I admitted already, at first listen...it was a clunker in that, it wasn't what I expected and lacked any real punch. That has since changed. But, casual fans ripped it...and he jumped on that bandwagon. He cited them "Reworking old riffs" as a lack of creativity? Oh no...more on that later...but many people, a lot of us included, kind of went "Huh?" when we first heard Tattoo. Web wars ensued over the song...here, there and everywhere...and there he was...shooting off his mouth. It still went to #1...
Here is what I think on them going back to the early 70's for some classic riffs:
It's a statement, to me, that says this: We're going right back to where we left off! We're going right back to some of the music that fueled this band from Day 1...where it all began...when we were young and hungry...you can't get any more Classic Van Halen sounding than that. (for the record, that will be the last time I ever use the phrase "Classic" when I refer to Van Halen from this day forward. They are simply Van Halen again....now and forever) They are some riffs that could have been on any of the first 6 albums, we all know that but, for whatever reason, weren't. The old team (Dave and Edward) are back together again and there is nothing, nothing more creative than going back 40 years and saying to each other "Fuck yeah...pure Van Halen...the essence of what we are today...what we were then. Van Halen has always been "timeless music" to me. If Unchained was released tomorrow as a single, it goes to number 1 and stacks up against anything out there today. These riffs are older than most of us...the fact that are about to be released on an album in 2012 says everything about just how creative their music is, was and always will be.
Its a statement as if, musically...the last 28 years never happened...and he knows...that includes 1986-2004
You Sir...will always be remembered as "The 2nd singer", "The other guy"...you were never IN Van Halen...you were part of a band that made some music while Dave, Ed and Al sorted out their differences...and nothing more.
The head of the nail has been hit. Great post Carmine!
I'm really trying to stay out of all the fighting these days and just enjoy me some new Van Halen. But Sammy is a fucking douchebag and if I was in his band I would fire HIM and hire Gary!
Eat Us and Smile!
Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!
Reading or listening to - or better yet, reporting - a Sammy Hagar interview is about as excruciating torturous affair, as being tied down in a chair (Reservior Dogs-style) and made to listen, endlessly, to the sounds of fingernails against a blackboard.
Frankly, I don't know how that interviewer got through that ordeal by having to listen to every bit of that drivel...
Just woeful.
buahahahahahaha...the chickenfootnote's site on facebook has been "cleaned"...they deleted some of the comments on sam's interview...that stupid fuck opened pandora's box and now he gets what he deserves...
and remember that I said it first: there will be NO third Chickenshit album with satriani and/or chad smith!
Dirk from Germany-
They can't keep up with the comment deleting. Everyone's going there to tell Haggis to STFU.
Even his diehard fans are giving it to him. geez
Fuck him! What about the spammy fans commenting on VH youtube vids. A favourite of mine (commenting on the horrendus lyrics of Don't Tell Me vid), cleary this retard Craig3010 thinks these lyrics are better than whatever he thinks the lyrics of Tattoo are:
"A lot better then 'Sloppy Sally, trip that cat'."
I found one blaring consolation the last 4-5 years... No Hagar mention from the Van Halen's acknowledging Sam's existence... No mention in any capacity on the official band site... No reference to Hagar on stage... No Van Hagar music performed live... No references nor even innuendo nodding at Hagar in any of the new VH material.
To the band he can't stop obsessing over... they've shelved that shit further back in the closet than Cherone and the III era...
"If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”
I agree 100%. I would have to say that those 2 guys and somewhat Mike are probably looking at each other, just shaking their head in disbelief. Hey, i can't stand that Red Round Fuck, i think that band he is in sucks, even though everything else out there sucks worse. To think though, the situation those guys came together in, was to just jam and make music, not be part of this internal feud Spammy has with VH. With that album only selling like 50k copies, and they can't even sell out a club, i think that the end will come very soon for that so called supergroup. I also want o mention, from reading some of the posts at FB from Spammy fans. I can't believe how pussified some of those people are with i love you Sammy, your my hero and crap like that. It is so fucking great that Ed, Al and Dave have buried those years that dude was in VH.
My sister has one of those little Taco dogs. The other day he was outside shaking and just yelping. I asked my sis, what was wrong with him. She said, oh nothing, that's what he does everytime he takes a shit. That image of that little dog trembling and making this awful noise, just trying to take a shit, reminds me of the way that Red Round Fat fuck sounds evertime he opens his piehole and calls that singing.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
Spam couldn't write his way out of grade three.
WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.
I find it interesting after rock and roll HOF that Ched said "if we can all grow up and get along that we could give the fans what they want ..... A tour with both singers"
Really Sam???? How grown up are you acting now??? And do you really think the fans want to see you try to split time with Dave? Would the 3 twins ever want you back after the vile you spilled? Really???
That was always my feeling too. As much as it killed me that Dave and Eddie were no longer in the same band, it killed me even more to have to hear Spammy and Gary with the boys playing shitty music and calling themselves the name of my favorite band. I still hate that when I tell people I'm obsessed with VH I often get that same, annoying question - Spammy or Dave, to which I always reply "I love Van Halen, not Van Hagar". I'm trying to ignore all of the Spammy crap and just loving the new music, but every time he opens his stupid, vapid mouth I get enraged all over again. Selective amnesia time. Just have to Stay Frosty and count the days til the new album and shows. 6 days to go!!! 27 til MSG!!!
Stay Frosty!
THE DAY IS DONZO LET'S HAVE SOME FUNZO!!
I agree completely!!
Oh god...I just now read the most recent bleatings out of the fat fuck's suckhole....
I cannot believe what a fucking tool he is!
Well, how can I say that? I have known for 30 fucking years what a tool he is!
Stupid fuck!
Sammy's own fans are waking up.
Hopefully he wasnt exaggerating the money he made on
the tequila company deal. Cos this mofo aint making
any more from the music business. Reputation in pieces,
jealousy in abundance.
Mikey (unless he really is in love with Hagar) has
a chance here not to replicate Hagars every comment
for a change, a real chance to distance himself.
This is great stuff, its like watching the Berlin wall get smashed
down !
BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
Love ya Mary Frances!
Carmine made a GREAT statement.
And hey! I noticed that the legendary Loons The Great, fantastic bloozeman and raconteur has even made it back!
Seems to me our lineup of resurrected old timers is pretty much complete!
Welcome back, Loons!
One thing I noticed in all this......
Dave is AUTHENTIC. He has a background that is authentic. Spent the Summer of '65 at the Cafe Wha? in NYC fer crying out loud! Saw Hendrix, Dylan, etc. when they were just creating the first rumbles that shook the world of music for the next half-century! Learned about REAL music (right Loons?)
He has the attitude and swagger and they are REAL.
All the fat cluckshoe master of bullshit perveyance has is a pedigree of sucking corporate music biz dick to be allowed to release a bunch of fucking fluff that will NOT 'stand the test of time'.
Spambot has had a good life on the surface. Saw Hendrix at Monterey while tripping on acid. Has had a music career that lasted 40 years. Sold a tequila company for 80 million clams. Owns a chain of nightclubs.
Too bad all those attributes are wasted on a fat cheezeburger-inhaling desperate vomit factory with a klown suit on. That is the sort of life you would hope someone with integrity would lead, not a loser like Spamfuck The Insignificant.
Fucking tool.
And yes.....he is like one of those inflatable Bozo The Klown punchover dolls....fun to rag on, keeps opening his yap for more abuse.....masochist, perhaps?
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