"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Hardrock69]

I pretty much don't care about any statements the Klown makes to the press.

The Press IS going to seek him out, he is going to run his mouth about how he feels superior to Van Halen, blah blah blah woof woof.

The Press and Spambot are too busy sucking each other off to bother creating anything musically or journalistically that will be worth a shit.

So I am not going to waste my breath any more mentioning what a tool Spambot is....we all know it......he knows it.

Next.

[Unchainme]

From a strict hypothetical.

If I was a singer in Sammy Hagar's position, with your own tequila, night club and shit, and an assload of cash. why the hell would I care what my old band mates were doing?

I'd be like this if the question was brought up:

"What do you think about the Van Halen's new song with Roth?"

"You know, good for them, I wish nothing but good will towards those guys, had some good times and bad times, personally I dislike Roth, but I don't wish any personal ill-will on the guy. I'm out here making music and drinking tequila, living the good life, so it really doesn't effect me that much".

[fourthcoming]

What the hell is a Cack Blabbath? You know who I'm most pissed at.....THOSE DAMN ALIENS!!!! After they abducted Hagar's fat ass they should have discarded him out of their spaceship and let him fall back to earth like that Russian space junk that just crashed down yesterday......all of this could have been avoided if those aliens would have done the right thing.

[DONNIEP]

By the way....

Who, or what the fuck is a "Cack Blabbath"?

It appears to be some sort of mother-stabbing, father-raping, death metal site. And those people prefer Sammy????

[Momshell]

If Sammy and chickenshit were as relevant as Sammy thinks they'd be asking Dave and the boys what they think of chickenshit's new single

[POJO_Risin]

Doesn't anyone fucking find irony in Wigg-Hair's statement here:

“I can’t name another guitar player, Eddie Van Halen, anyone..."

Seriously...if that doesn't sum up Wigg's bullshit in less than a sentence...I don't know what else does...

[POJO_Risin]

When is the last time anyone from Van Halen mentioned Wigg-Hair to anyone relevant?

And...by the way...when do you think Van Halen is going to get interviewed by...Cack Blabbath?

anytime soon?

[guwapo_rocker]

If Sammy and chickenshit were as relevant as Sammy thinks they'd be asking Dave and the boys what they think of chickenshit's new single

They'd be booking 18,000 seat venues like Van Halen, and not playing a club owned by the singer every other month

cause it's the only place they can get booked.

[Romeo Delight]

You can't buy happiness, or respect for that matter.

[Yount]

I pretty much don't care about any statements the Klown makes to the press.

The Press IS going to seek him out, he is going to run his mouth about how he feels superior to Van Halen, blah blah blah woof woof.

The Press and Spambot are too busy sucking each other off to bother creating anything musically or journalistically that will be worth a shit.

So I am not going to waste my breath any more mentioning what a tool Spambot is....we all know it......he knows it.

Next.

LMFAO

Cheesehead compares himself to others because he's deeply insecure. He cares about number 1 hits and chart numbers instead of musical integrity and his songwriting reflects that.
Yeah he knows it.

[Diamondjimi]

Sam will pretty much be interviewed by anyone,ffs.

Someone here should see if he'll do a 20 question questionnaire for RA...

[POJO_Risin]

They'd be booking 18,000 seat venues like Van Halen, and not playing a club owned by the singer every other month

cause it's the only place they can get booked.

Dude...that's not true...

they could open for Van Halen...then they wouldn't even have to book to get booed...

Seriously...imagine that shit...

Chickenfoot opening for Van Halen...honest to god...I would pay TRIPLE to watch the fucking carnage...

[guwapo_rocker]

Dude...that's not true...

they could open for Van Halen...then they wouldn't even have to book to get booed...

Seriously...imagine that shit...

Chickenfoot opening for Van Halen...honest to god...I would pay TRIPLE to watch the fucking carnage...

Van Halen
Kool And The Gang
and
chickenfoot

Works for me

[POJO_Risin]

Sam will pretty much be interviewed by anyone,ffs.

Someone here should see if he'll do a 20 question questionnaire for RA...

You have no idea how close that came to happening...

Sarge and I absolutely hounded Wigg-Hair's webmaster, looking for a 20-question interview...there was a brief...brief moment when we thought we had it too...

Sarge and I interviewing the Round Mound of Earbleeding Sound...holy hell...

heaven help us all.....

[Va Beach VH Fan]

The booing would be hilarious....

Although I couldn't stand hearing an hour of "Ow", "Dig it ya'll", "Come on", yadda, yadda, yadda....

[POJO_Risin]

You know...I wonder if we could still get that interview...

Va...I'm going on a fucking mission...

[Matt White]

Spammy Haggis is a salesman...pure and simple....he's aboot moving "product" and making money with his minor league talent....


He'll be spouting off aboot DAVE until Spam's IN THE GRAVE........

and to think...all it took was that comment all those years ago....

"I know why Sammy Hagar sings about cars...I'VE SEEN HIS WIFE!!!"

[Va Beach VH Fan]

You know...I wonder if we could still get that interview...

Va...I'm going on a fucking mission...

You're going solo, fuck him and anybody that looks like him....

[Cato]

feel free to use this pic when you want to say "Shut the fuck up! don't forget you are just an American retarded local singer!" to Hagar.

[VHscraps]

Whenever I think of Sam Hagar wagging his tongue about how great his VH years were, or how bad the rest of the band's legacy is (or airing any other dirty laundry about Ed), I'm reminded of this quote from one of Dave's favorite books:

"Now, we'll start this band...everybody that wants to join has got to take an oath, and write his name in blood." Everybody was willing. So Tom got out a sheet of paper that he had wrote the oath on, and read it. It swore every boy to stick to the band, and never tell any of the secrets; and if anybody done anything to any boy in the band, whichever boy was ordered to kill that person and his family must do it, and he mustn't eat and he mustn't sleep till he had killed them and hacked a cross in their breasts, which was the sign of the band. And nobody that didn't belong to the band could use that mark, and if he did he must be sued; and if he done it again he must be killed. And if anybody that belonged to the band told the secrets, he must have his throat cut, and then have his carcass burnt up and the ashes scattered all around, and his name blotted off of the list with blood and never mentioned again by the gang, but have a curse put on it and be forgot forever."

- Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, by Mark Twain

And indeedio - what did Dave say about that incident in NY outside some award show with Howard Stern and Tony Bennett just after the 96 MTV fiasco, when Stern was whipping the crowd outside this venue into a chorus of anti-Ed chants - Eddie sucks, Eddie sucks, etc?

Dave grabbed the mic and said, 'hold on, Eddie doesn't suck.' Later in his book he said of the event: 'that was still my team, and I don't like anybody talkin' down my team'.

All Sam has ever done is spout negativity. His book really went for the sensationalist 'Eddie-is-a-fuckup', easy dollars, juicy bits syndicated in Rolling Stone approach, whereas Dave, in his book, kept himself in check because he knew the damn ART was greater and way more significant than the personal bullshit that might have entered into their relationship.

And that, indeed, is why it is.

Just when you think Hagar can't sink an lower in your estimation, he opens his cake-hole yet again.

[POJO_Risin]

You're going solo, fuck him and anybody that looks like him....

Oh...don't worry...I can handle an interview with Wigg Hair...I doubt I would get past the first round of questions involving album sales though...

[VHscraps]

LMFAO

Cheesehead compares himself to others because he's deeply insecure. He cares about number 1 hits and chart numbers instead of musical integrity and his songwriting reflects that.
Yeah he knows it.

Exactement, dude !

[ZahZoo]

If there was ever a man who just needed to shut the fuck up... it's Hagar...

[kwame k]

I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

[Seshmeister]

I'm actually at the point where I kind of pity Sammy, seriously.

Whatever scars his Daddy left him with they run deep.

What sort of a man has videos made of people saying how great he is and then plays them to his audience before going on stage?

What sort of a man makes videos of himself giving relatively small amounts of money to charity and then gets the people he has given the money to comment on his generosity on film and then puts that up on the internet?

He is a sad pathetic little man. He was in a band that sold millions of albums and then made 10s of millions but none of it is enough because inside he's so insecure and weak you couldn't parody it.

The big difference between Hagar and Hagar fans, and people who aren't shallow idiots is that they see Roth going off becoming an EMT as the act of a loser when it was exactly the opposite.

[perrin29]

Sammy has been such an ass clown in the press recently. Only shows sour grapes and jealousy on his part. Just go do your Chickenfoot thing with Mike and STFU. Besides, good reason why he is living so large is that VH took him to the next stage of his career. 55 and Heavy Metal aren't exactly classics.

[Matt White]

I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

Spammy is old enough to be that dudes DAD!!! LMMFAO


HA!!! How bad would that SUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[kwame k]

Spammy is old enough to be that dudes DAD!!! LMMFAO


HA!!! How bad would that SUCK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I'd say I was adopted

[neuralfraud]

FUCK him. I thought we were on a fucking roll without that cheese breathing prick me-too'ing himself backinto the spotlight.. all good things come to an end yadda yadda yadda...

[Carmine]

The big difference between Hagar and Hagar fans, and people who aren't shallow idiots is that they see Roth going off becoming an EMT as the act of a loser when it was exactly the opposite.

So true, Sesh...

[BITEYOASS]

feel free to use this pic when you want to say "Shut the fuck up! don't forget you are just an American retarded local singer!" to Hagar.

That pic is just CRAPTABULOUS! POPGEAR

[clarathecarrot]

What the hell is a Cack Blabbath? You know who I'm most pissed at.....THOSE DAMN ALIENS!!!! After they abducted Hagar's fat ass they should have discarded him out of their spaceship and let him fall back to earth like that Russian space junk that just crashed down yesterday......all of this could have been avoided if those aliens would have done the right thing.

Russian Space Trash!!.. Interesting.

Spamuella Gror Raybar..the go to guy when any random interviewer need someone to say what they could have just written and signed his name to.

Satriani.. a well paid employee who knows how to keep the cash flowing and that Spam will even speek for him .

[neuralfraud]

WHY can't his god damn "fan's" see what a cocktard he is? for fucks sake. Anyone with an OUNCE of class and self-respect can easily see through his bullshit. People with integrity and respect don't spend every minute of their life exploiting the most miniscule opportunity to take a shot at edward. Not VH, but EDWARD.

He's like that fucking adolescent kid who's had his first break-up and never got over it. We've all been there.. what a fucking cunt! And then there's sammy. Even AFTER going back to solo, even AFTER forming a "Supergroup" *cough* he STILL can't move on?

[BITEYOASS]

I wouldn't mind if his brother STFU, too!

What's with the loser from Smashmouth on the right?

[clarathecarrot]

It appears to be some sort of mother-stabbing, father-raping, death metal site. And those people prefer Sammy????

The group W bench .

[INeedYou]

I've been a Satriani fan since he first started his solo career. He constructs alot of his songs so completely that he's got a melody line where a vocalist would lay down the lyrics... Guess that bodes well for when Chickenfoot ceases and desists, he can just write the whole track and go solo again! I've got the first Chickenfoot disc, but didn't listen much. Haven't heard the second. But I NEED to hear every second that VH blesses us with! That's the difference!

[Seshmeister]

I liked early Satriani stuff too. I thought that I would like the music in Chickenfoot but not be able to listen to them much because I've never liked the sound of Hagar's voice.

When I heard them I was actually quite surprised at how poor the songs were and how incredibly unoriginal the music was. I'm even more surprised now if Joe Sat is writing them all including the vocal melodies.

I guess the guy feels he has to dumb down when there is a singer and then overdoes it to the point of completely dumb.

[JJtheVagPounder]

The next Cabo Wabo tequila flavor will be called "green eyed jealous monster" (or whatever the Spanish translation of that is)

Ahem "Monstro celoso con ojos verdes"

[kwame k]

What's with the loser from Smashmouth on the right?

OK, I'm fat, have an annoying voice and zero talent........who could I take after?

I know! Sammy Fagar!

[clarathecarrot]

Hagar fans don't listen to music, they grab thier chicks and head out to a bar dropping a name that sounds to them like they are cool, a name that was at one time associated with another name that they think was also a cool name to drop, but can't remember the name.

They all stare at each other in awe inside the Cabo Wabo bar and think they are enjoying themselves in a cool place, because they still don't listen to music.

Then they walk around the next day wearing Wabo shirts and think they are cool.

Vacation, even people who don't listen to music want to be part of something, they don't know what it is, but some vibe shines thru...CVH.