"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[GreenEyedMurder]

Should of just crushed her world by "outing" Gary to her

Gary had a girlfriend back then, and this chick was insanely (and I do mean insane!) jealous of her. This woman once managed to get herself locked in a bathroom with him.

[kwame k]

Gary had a girlfriend back then, and this chick was insanely (and I do mean insane!) jealous of her. This woman once managed to get herself locked in a bathroom with him.

Holy fuck!

Can you say creeper

[mohican]

Gary had a girlfriend back then, and this chick was insanely (and I do mean insane!) jealous of her. This woman once managed to get herself locked in a bathroom with him.

Was Gary scared shitless locked up with a crazy chick or was he kind of pleased?

[kwame k]

Was Gary scared shitless locked up with a crazy chick or was he kind of pleased?

Or is that what finally turned him gay

[ashstralia]

it just occurred to me that i've never heard even one second of vh with cherone...

[kwame k]

it just occurred to me that i've never heard even one second of vh with cherone...

Don't....you'll thank me for it later!

[DavidLeeNatra]

[ashstralia]

Don't....you'll thank me for it later!

i'll thank you right now!

[kwame k]

[Yount]

I still just don't get how Eddie was convinced that Gary was THE best, final, one and only, hallelujah-it-doesn't-get-any-better-than-this singer for Dave's previous backing band. I mean, you can only use alcohol as an excuse for so long. Never once, even when I was fucked up out of my mind, did I say to myself - "you know what, Gary Cherone would be the perfect lead singer for Van Halen!"

YOU EEEEDIOT!!! Compare him to Sammy and he's the messiah! Man I REALLY DUG VHIII after 13 years of SPEW HAGAR. It was THAT refreshing. I think Eddie was onto some better drugs when he worked with Cherone. It wasn't a backwards step. Yeah, not perfect, you're right, you're never going to replace Roth, but he wasn't bad either. And How Many say I was probably Eddie strong-arming to get on the album, I wouldn't blame it on Gary at all. III sounded like Eddie's baby all the way. If anything, it was a case of - "Gary, sing this, do this, bend over."

[Yount]

I hated all those drum triggers used in some parts of songs. Ed's broom on the porch was a poor attempt at creativity also. That song "From Afar" Just strange I say...

Always thought this album (and that song) was mostly sung at and for Dave. Call me crazy. When i first heard Without You, from afar, I was convinced it was for Dave.

[Yount]

thank God DLR Band was a kick ass album. Too bad the rest of the world didn't latch on to that album. I could never understand how that wasn't a huge comeback album for Dr. Dave.

AMEN!! His lyrics are sublime on this LP. SHOULD have been HUGE!

[Carmine]

YOU EEEEDIOT!!! Compare him to Sammy and he's the messiah! Man I REALLY DUG VHIII after 13 years of SPEW HAGAR. It was THAT refreshing. I think Eddie was onto some better drugs when he worked with Cherone. It wasn't a backwards step. Yeah, not perfect, you're right, you're never going to replace Roth, but he wasn't bad either. And How Many say I was probably Eddie strong-arming to get on the album, I wouldn't blame it on Gary at all. III sounded like Eddie's baby all the way. If anything, it was a case of - "Gary, sing this, do this, bend over."

How many say wha?

I listened to III, once....once....just to have the knowledge of how much it sucked...and to have the ability to talk about how much it sucked with other people who recognize its extreme suckage...

(yes, the extreme pun...was intended)

[Yount]

How many say wha?

I listened to III, once....once....just to have the knowledge of how much it sucked...and to have the ability to talk about how much it sucked with other people who recognize its extreme suckage...

(yes, the extreme pun...was intended)

yeah it was an attempt to belittle Dave's metaphorical clout in parts but at least it wasn't PURE CHEESE. I think Eddie was under the sober impression that Gary was better then Sammy, and GOD KNOWS he was RIGHT!!!! For ONCE (no pun intended.)

[Carmine]

When he sang "There must be some kind of way...that we can make it right"

I'd follow with "Yes, there is...Get Dave back!"