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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairwrning View Post
    I would even say Wolf is bored with CVH songs..The bass lines are so fuckin simple...he stepped it up on the new disc...
    That's complete bullshit...


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    What do you call it when Sammy Hagar breathes out air?























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    WTF? Fuck Hagar. What a chump. And he should have turned around and handed the prize he got to a fan in the audience. Funny it was about Bette.


    Oh, and Lars is a cunt.

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    HA!!!

    I love how so few people laughed at the joke.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    That's complete bullshit...


    No..complete bullshit is thinking Eddie played bass on the CD
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    WTF? Fuck Hagar. What a chump. And he should have turned around and handed the prize he got to a fan in the audience. Funny it was about Bette.


    Oh, and Lars is a cunt.
    "We always wanted to be the peoples band, like we'd always say, Van Halen's was the people's band, Well, I guess I still am"

    -DLR, 1986.

    You know, I can say this about Dave, You know damn well, the guys a business man at times, and that's part of what makes him a great front man. But, I'll be damned if he doesn't work his ass off and try to give the fans every penny's worth for any show he puts on, whether it's at the house of blues in downtown cleveland, or a Festival with thousands of people.

    Sam? He's a snake oil saleman. It doesn't matter how shitty the product is, or how you piss off the fans with your sheer arrogance. He'll go anywhere that can give his dumbass airtime, and spew to any journalist that will listen. Judging by how he's treated the sheep, he's coming off as more and more of a scumbag. It's not to say that I don't think Dave has at times treated people terribly, but jesus, dave's NOT THE ONE TRYING TO PLAY THE WHITE KNIGHT OF VAN HALEN. He's like an uncool gene simmons. Again, fuck him.
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    Has Anthony said anything about ADKOT ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by 78/84 guy View Post
    Has Anthony said anything about ADKOT ??
    Yeah,He Said He Should Be Playing Bass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 78/84 guy View Post
    Has Anthony said anything about ADKOT ??
    Last I heard was right before it came out and he said he looked forward to hearing those old songs he used to play. I don't know. He seemed like he was taking the high road, but I still felt like it was kind of an underhanded dig that they were using old material. But haven't heard really from him or Hagar since the album was released other than this clip. I think they are pissed it's getting rave reviews, everyone loves it, and FUCK THEM ANYWAYS.

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    Ha ha ha I just went out into the big bad world wide web and spread some Sammy hate - while I was waiting for my tea to cook! A buck is still a buck in Shanghai

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    Found this interesting...

    http://www.lvrj.com/news/bellybutton...139796093.html

    Bellybutton makes Hagar go wabo

    I will break news about Sammy Hagar's weird bellybutton complex in a moment. But first, here's his unsurprising verdict on Van Halen's new songs.

    "Truthfully, I think they could have done a better job," he told me this weekend. "If it was me being in the band, I'd probably have a different opinion."

    The former Van Halen singer suggested it's not fun passing judgment on David Lee Roth's Van Halen. At least, Hagar's happy fans get a long-awaited new album: "God bless 'em for finally getting it done."

    Hagar, who is tight with former Van Halen bassist Michael Anthony, said he hears that "these guys don't talk to each other."

    "They go into the studio two different times. That's why it took so long," Hagar said, adding with a laugh: "What they put up with each other is a testament to how much they hate Mike and I!"

    Hagar was in Vegas for Saturday's fundraiser for the Cleveland Clinic Lou Ruvo Center for Brain Health and the Muhammad Ali Foundation.

    He stopped by his restaurant, Cabo Wabo Cantina, at the Miracle Mile Shops, where he introduced his new Sammy's Beach Bar Rum.

    Hagar and Anthony's band, Chickenfoot -- with Joe Satriani and Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith -- tours May through June.
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    So Sammy has obviously missed the genuine happiness you can see between
    Van Halen these days ? A bit different to Ed smashing everything, doing
    a mock bough to the Red Chunker and telling the audience, "Theres your King"
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    Quote Originally Posted by SilvioDante View Post
    "Chickenfoot -- with Joe Satriani and Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith -- tours May through June."

    Wow!!! It's a fucking Juggernaught!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post
    Red Hot Chili Peppers' Chad Smith

    True 'supergroups' don't have to remind people every fucking time what famous band they came from.

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    The quote about them working seperately I can believe. I kind perceive those mutual smiles to be acknowledgment of making great music together. Ed surely realizes now the songs are KILLER with Roth. Ed used to always crap on about "it's all about the music man" and I never could buy it.

    Maybe now it really is... again!!

    Sammy can't help himself, he has to kingsize!

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    Look...After watching the video that Mewisemagic put up of him the other night on That Metal Show, all I will say is this: Fuck You, Hagar!

    You are the most bitter, whiny, motherfucking pussy alive. You were given a seat in the greatest rock band of all time...and although I personally think you fucking sucked while you were in VH...I'll give credit for your years riding along in the House that Roth built...

    to listen to you now makes me fucking sick...the shit you pulled slagging on Wolfgang is beyond disgusting. You're 60 fucking years old...you're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Van Halen, you piece of shit...yet, you dog them every chance you get? Why is it that you only talk about VH when someone puts a mic in your face? I'll tell you....NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU, CHICKENFOOT or ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO UNLESS IT PERTAINS TO VAN HALEN AND YOU CANT ADMIT IT!

    Shut your goddamn mouth, grow the fuck up and stop ripping on the band that made your career for you. Without your time in Van Halen...you'd be about as relevant in the history of rock and roll as Adam fucking Ant...

    now, fuck off...
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    If I had gone into Van Halen following Roth,
    I'd have just tried to imitate Dave.
    You can't sing more Van Halen than Davestyle.
    That's stupid!
    But Sammy tried. And under a false band/brand name. Bastard got rich on Roth AND while pissing on his legacy (Roth bashings, chart position comparisons while delivering overall regressive music.)
    I would have demanded the band change name if I were singer. Fresh start.
    Sammy you asked for it. Now you're compared to Roth and you ain't the people's choice!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carmine View Post
    You are the most bitter, whiny, motherfucking pussy alive. You were given a seat in the greatest rock band of all time...and although I personally think you fucking sucked while you were in VH...I'll give credit for your years riding along in the House that Roth built...

    to listen to you now makes me fucking sick...the shit you pulled slagging on Wolfgang is beyond disgusting. You're 60 fucking years old...you're in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame as a member of Van Halen, you piece of shit...yet, you dog them every chance you get? Why is it that you only talk about VH when someone puts a mic in your face? I'll tell you....NO ONE GIVES A FLYING FUCK ABOUT YOU, CHICKENFOOT or ANYTHING ELSE YOU DO UNLESS IT PERTAINS TO VAN HALEN AND YOU CANT ADMIT IT!

    Shut your goddamn mouth, grow the fuck up and stop ripping on the band that made your career for you. Without your time in Van Halen...you'd be about as relevant in the history of rock and roll as Adam fucking Ant...

    now, fuck off...
    what he said

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carmine View Post
    Fuck You, Hagar!

    You are the most bitter, whiny, motherfucking pussy alive.

    I don't know man. You haven't seen me before I get my morning caffeine & nicotine fixes.



    *I really should wear a nicotine patch when I sleep so I don't wake up a prick every morning. But they give me weird dreams. Do they have caffeine patches?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carmine View Post
    Without your time in Van Halen...you'd be about as relevant in the history of rock and roll as Adam fucking Ant...

    now, fuck off...



    That's fucking funny right there. I remember Adam Ant....barely.

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    Wait. Sammy said

    Hagar said he hears that "these guys don't talk to each other."

    "They go into the studio two different times. That's why it took so long," Hagar said, adding with a laugh


    Umm Sam? Didn't you have to have separate airplanes & shit on the 2004 tour? Why was it okay back then? Wouldn't have anything to do with money now would it? You fucking money grubbing sack of shit you. I hate you.

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    'OL Spambot just makes me laugh these days.....

    DAVID LEE ROTH is back in VAN HALEN & they put out a KICK ASS cd...best stuff in 3 decades.....

    He's just a bitter old hack...the luckiest guy at the party & he knows it...oh so well....just trying to grab another few minutes & as much money as possible.....

    Things that he says that make me laugh:

    1.) ANY criticism of VH..."They record at different studios..." Um, Spambot....so did you...and you talk aboot the GREAT material you recorded in VH....sour grapes at their best right there...

    2.)How "great" and "tight" CHICKENSHIT is....they've got a DIFFERENT drummer....couldn't wait for CHAD....had to hit the road & TRY and make some cash....or the 2,000 people a night they're lucky to play to forget aboot 'um........"Tight"?!? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kenny is a KICK-ASS drummer....but you already changed the lineup....its NOT the same band...different groove, different vibe.....

    3.) CHICKENSHIT.......I had not heard ANYTHING by them until I went & looked it up online...NEVER on the radio....and its WARMED-OVER VAN HAGGIS......same midtempo groove.....WORST lyrics in the history of music..."Soap on a Rope"?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?! Its 2012 you FUCKING MORON!!! Find a new angle....this guy is the worst songwriter to ever hit the top 40!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    Umm Sam? Didn't you have to have separate airplanes & shit on the 2004 tour? Why was it okay back then? Wouldn't have anything to do with money now would it? You fucking money grubbing sack of shit you. I hate you.
    According to the imbecile, EVH was in such bad shape that he (VH) was continually intoxicated on something or other, then at one point attempted to punch out a window on the plane the band was using. Rather than halt the tour and get the guitarist some obviously needed medical/psych care, Hagar and Anthony simply got on another plane in order to continue.

    Pretty much says all you need to know about character, right there.
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    Wow... I just don't get it.
    I saw a blurb on blabbermouth about a Chickenshit tour and wanted to look at the venues they were playing.
    Then at the bottom of the article is a tour poster kinda thing and the second line of the poster is 'Everybody Wants Some Strange...'
    Why would they do that?
    Beyond lame, IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
    Wow... I just don't get it.
    I saw a blurb on blabbermouth about a Chickenshit tour and wanted to look at the venues they were playing.
    Then at the bottom of the article is a tour poster kinda thing and the second line of the poster is 'Everybody Wants Some Strange...'
    Why would they do that?
    Beyond lame, IMO.
    Apparently, it's one of the lines from the "Different Devil" single. The term "lyrical felony" was used by a Blabbermouth poster describing the song, and that pretty much sums it up.

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    From Chickenbits facebook wall - Roadie Rick Rubin Readily Receives Award.

    "how about that Van Halen album!!"

    "did he eat MA?"

    "Thats about the only guy in the Chickenfoot camp that will be winning any awards. The roadie."

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    Someone should tell him that a chubby guy in his sixties, wearing pajamas and singing about his dick is just plain creepy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Apparently, it's one of the lines from the "Different Devil" single.
    I feel good about not knowing that

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    More idiocy from Sambo in the latest Metal Hammer issue;
    "I have had so many fans, couples, guys offering me his old lady, right in front of her, saying 'Dude, do you want to fuck my wife?' I couldn't do that, it's so fucking weird and it's happened so many times."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr Walker View Post
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    I love Google. A million and one disposable facts per day, and I can forget everything I've learned that afternoon with some good vodka and cable tv.

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    Ugh........

    Just looked at the lyrics of "Different Devil".............DON'T DO IT.....just so bad

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    Quote Originally Posted by Matt White View Post
    Ugh........

    Just looked at the lyrics of "Different Devil".............DON'T DO IT.....just so bad
    See post immediately above yours.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt Schultz View Post
    More idiocy from Sambo in the latest Metal Hammer issue;
    "I have had so many fans, couples, guys offering me his old lady, right in front of her, saying 'Dude, do you want to fuck my wife?' I couldn't do that, it's so fucking weird and it's happened so many times."
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Apparently, it's one of the lines from the "Different Devil" single. The term "lyrical felony" was used by a Blabbermouth poster describing the song, and that pretty much sums it up.
    Never noticed the line when I listened to it for the first time yesterday. What stood out was what and incredibly unoriginal thoughtless derivative of work it is, it's from the same school as 'Up for breakfast' or whatever. If they were new artists they wouldn't have got a record deal.

    I've never liked Hagar's singing, lyrics, personality or schtick but I did think back in the day in Van Hagar that he was able to cobble together little pop hook choruses for housewives. Now I wonder if those were coming from elsewhere. I'm no fan of 5150 but it was the most successful Hagar album by some distance. I bet the Foreigner guy fixed a lot of that stuff for him...

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    Dat's a good one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sgt Schultz View Post
    More idiocy from Sambo in the latest Metal Hammer issue;
    "I have had so many fans, couples, guys offering me his old lady, right in front of her, saying 'Dude, do you want to fuck my wife?' I couldn't do that, it's so fucking weird and it's happened so many times."

    But didn't Sam already fuck the guy & his wife both by charging them for tickets to his show?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Seshmeister View Post
    I bet the Foreigner guy fixed a lot of that stuff for him...

    HAHA!

    Foreigner guy interviewed - asked about VAN HALEN
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    But didn't Sam already fuck the guy & his wife both by charging them for tickets to his show?
    Whatever DID happen to the follow-up with Hagar claiming he'd never have to charge for his shows again? It was around 5-6 years ago, but it really isn't worth doing a search.

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