I DO enjoy regular Miller High Life. The Champagne of Beers? It's a little bit too fizzy - but if you open 2 bottles at a time, by the time you get to the 2nd the fizz has bubbled out to normal levels. Gives great burps & next morning snooze button farts. But it's damn cheap, works great, and doesn't leave me hungover.
Remember those old time aluminum cans with the top that peeled off? So many people would then drop the removed tab inside the can. I wonder how many people choked on 1 of those? I saw it happen once in a CHiPs episode....so I never did it.
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You know these 13 year old kids get what Sammy still has not been able to figure out in a whole lifetime, there is only one real Van Halen worth honoring...they might have also taken the whole bass player argument to a whole new level by not even having one, they don't miss Michael or Wolfgang lol. Hey, they are only 13 years old, but they get it
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alright this is the last post from me with these 13 year olds, but I would rather go see them play old Van Halen then go see Spammy and Chickenfoot...that is right, 13 year old kids kick your ass Hagritte
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIyc_...eature=related
I see Bette and the Hagaritas announced their tour.... Look at the stadiums they're playing !!
May 04 Harrah's Hotel & Casino (Lake Tahoe, NV)
May 05 Harrah's Hotel & Casino (Lake Tahoe, NV)
May 09 The Fillmore Aud. (Denver, CO)
May 11 The Brick (Minneapolis, MN)
May 12 Chicago Theater (Chicago, IL)
May 14 The Fillmore (Detroit, MI)
May 16 Orpheum Theater (Boston, MA)
May 18 House of Blues (Atlantic City, NJ)
May 19 Mohegan Sun (Uncasville, CT)
May 21 Beacon Theater (New York, NY)
May 23 Fox Theater (St. Louis, MO)
May 25 Winstar Casino (Thackerville, OK)
May 27 Rocklahoma (Pryor, OK)
May 29 Bayou Music Center (Houston, TX)
May 31 Anselmo Valencia Amphetheater (Tucson, AZ)
Jun 01 The Joint (Las Vegas, NV)
Jun 03 Schnitzer Hall (Portland, OR)
Jun 05 Queen Elizabeth Theater (Vancouver, BC)
Jun 06 WaMu Theater (Seattle, WA)
Jun 10 Greek Theater (Los Angeles, CA) *
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I'm going to pretend I didn't notice that they're playing Mohegan (as are VH) - all the rest are pretty amusing!! GAME OVER SPAMMY!!!
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Coming Soon: An announcement from Captain Velveeta that explains how Chickenfood purposely is "playing small theaters and community centers, in order to remain intimate with their fans. Sure, they could sell out arenas and the like, but this is about the people, man."
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What was that old Dennis Miller line about how if they really want to fuck you, they'll give you one free?
SAMMY HAGAR Hopes To Make Concerts Free In The Future - Aug. 1, 2005
Launch Radio Networks reports: Sammy Hagar hopes that in the near future he won't have to charge for a concert ticket again. Hagar told Launch that his other ventures, like Cabo Wabo tequila and his Cabo Wabo Cantina clubs, are making enough money to subsidize his live dates. He plans to pass that benefit on to the fans. "I'm getting real close to being able to go out and perform, big concerts with huge production, for free," he said. "That's what I'm trying to get to. It's a year or two early from being able to do it for free, assuming the company keeps growing the way it is."
Chickenfoot has just announced an additional leg to their 2012 tour:
June 11th: Walmart parking lot: Hackensack, New Jersey
June 13th: Attias Flea Market: Sayville, Long Island
June 15th: Taco Bell: Wallingford, Connecticut
June 16th: Vince Lombardi Rest Stop: New Jersey Turnpike: Ridgefield, New Jersey
June 18th: McDonalds Playland: Boston, Massachusetts
June 20th: The tour wraps up with a one time only, legendary show at the Lost City of Atlantis...........hurry, tickets are going fast.
Joe Satriani was playing 2000 seaters solo before joining Chickenshit, at least half the crowd will be the guitar shred community, nothing to do with Hagar.
The videos of that Metal Show where they had the competition between replacement singers when they ask the audience and mention Hagar there is not only silence but one person said noooo. Naturally they cheered for Brian Johnson.
Alright, which Roth Army member was in the audience saying nooooo?
Also in the other clip there's much irony with regard to this place when Hagar stumps the Junk by asking which Bette Miller tune (fucker mispronounced her name repeatedly) did she record of Hagar's. naturally the correct answer was who in the free world could possibly give an atom's worth of a shit.
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That one looks like a sausage festJun 03 Schnitzer Hall (Portland, OR)
Someone should fund a study to determine the empirical delta in ticket and merchandise sales of Dick N Foot before and after the New Album (BNA, ANA). You know there is a measurable financial loss.
lol...this OUTSTANDING video of "Women in Love" has already more views than the new chickenshit single after weeks...see how high the bar is set for your four piece (of shit) band...
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So now this dickhead wants to throw his two-cents into the toilet with his lame ass bandmate?
Fuck him, and don't argue that he 'didn't really say anything negative'... Fuck Him!
JOE SATRIANI On 'A Different Kind Of Truth': 'The Crime Is That We Don't Have Three New Albums' - Feb. 23, 2012
In a recent interview with Classic Rock Revisited, CHICKENFOOT guitarist Joe Satriani was asked if he has heard the new VAN HALEN album, "A Different Kind Of Truth", and what he thinks of it. "I kind of like it," Joe replied. "I was talking to Sammy [Hagar, CHICKENFOOT/ex-VAN HALEN singer] about it the other day. I said, 'You know, Sam, I have to congratulate you on the enduring success of VAN HALEN. It is something that Mike [Anthony, CHICKENFOOT/ex-VAN HALEN bassist] and you should be proud of.' Mike and Sam were at least as successful, if not more so, than when Dave [Lee Roth, original VAN HALEN singer] was in the band. If you turn on any classic rock radio station, then you hear just as much Sammy-era VAN HALEN as you do David Lee Roth-era VAN HALEN. As uncomfortable as it might be for those guys to try to sort out business between them, from my perspective, I'm just a guy and I like it all. If I hear Eddie [Van Halen] and Alex [Van Halen] playing together, then I'm pretty much all the way there immediately. I think that both Dave and Sam brought interesting things to Eddie's musicianship, as he wrote different kinds of songs with each. Dave is more vaudeville and Sammy is more rock. For me, just to have a new record with Eddie Van Halen — I like that. When you think that we've been missing him for so long — the crime is that we don't have three new albums."
I'll always love Joe as a guitarist, but he's dead wrong about Spam being more "rock" than Dave...AS IF...
of course, he HAS to say something nice about the flatulent one, or he'll have to listen to MORE whining...
I honestly believe your anger is being misplaced here. It isn't so much what Joe Satriani (one of the blandest, most vanilla guitar players in the history of recorded music) is saying, rather it is the source itself. And by that I do not mean the knuckle-dragging rock star(s) themselves, but the moronic imbeciles that feel a constant need to put these dipshit "opinions" out into the ether to begin with.
Yup, it's the so-called "journalists" that take a 5-10 minute phone interview with some equally dubious "star", cut it up into little soundbites, add some horseshit to it to create a paragraph (or less), in order to distribute the tripe via blogs for two or three weeks to create bandwidth and site traffic. Seriously, does anyone truly care what color underpants Kim Kardashian wore at her wedding or if Miley Cyrus got a new tattoo? Fuck, I wouldn't even have heard of either of these two celebrities if I'd not found their names and likenesses splattered all over the internet in the first place. The entire "Get it fast, in color while not necessarily being accurate or even newsworthy" trend is one of the compromises that comes with cyberspace.
So to me, the issue isn't with what comes out of the mouth of Satriani, Hagar, that lunkhead who pretends to play bass in Motley Crue or any of these other instantly quotable, barely-musically inclined numbskulls out there walking the planet and using up valuable oxygen. The problem is with the lazy, harebrained twits that seem to attach some significance to what they say in the first place.
To put things more succinctly, one can always defer to the late Mr. Frank Zappa:
"Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read."
- Quoted to Linda Botts, "Loose Talk" (1980)
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I'm with Walker, the diminutive Kojak has just tied his flag to the Fatso gravy boat!
Fuck him and his background music for the surf scenes in between Karaoke machine songs !
#GNAJS anyone?
On 1 side, Dave is more vaudeville. But he's also more rock. So he wins both categories. GO DAVE! Dave is more rock in one song than Sammy has been in his entire career (On Fire, Light Up The Sky, House Of Pain, China Town, I could keep going Sam.....)
And giving Sam props for the enduring success of VH? If the guy stayed in the band in 1996 they would be playing indian casinos today.......like Chickenface is.
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