"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[dazzlindino]

If Sammy and chickenshit were as relevant as Sammy thinks they'd be asking Dave and the boys what they think of chickenshit's new single

that is an awesome statement.....can we see the mousewife before pic?

[dazzlindino]

Spammy Haggis is a salesman...pure and simple....he's aboot moving "product" and making money with his minor league talent....


He'll be spouting off aboot DAVE until Spam's IN THE GRAVE........

and to think...all it took was that comment all those years ago....

"I know why Sammy Hagar sings about cars...I'VE SEEN HIS WIFE!!!"

oh so fookin brilliant!
yes yes yes.....

[Carmine]

I thought musically, they'd be decent too. I downloaded the first cd...popped it in the car one morning and headed off for work....

...the cd was frisbee'd out the window during track 3....just atrocious, all over the place, nonsense...

...caught them on Kimmel one night when their latest abomination was released. They played a song called "Gimme a job" or something with those lyrics...

...and here I thought the first cd was bad...I actually felt some pity at what I was seeing.

...Hagar...you sir, are THE exception to the phrase "Don't quit your dayjob" after hearing someone sing poorly...

...you've made a career out of those kindergarten level lyrics...

...I only wish you had owned a Ferrari...then maybe, just maybe...we never would have had to listen to your kool-aid for 18 years...

[LoungeMachine]

So much for NO HAGAR IN MAIN



May as well sticky the bitch, too....

[FORD]

And indeedio - what did Dave say about that incident in NY outside some award show with Howard Stern and Tony Bennett just after the 96 MTV fiasco, when Stern was whipping the crowd outside this venue into a chorus of anti-Ed chants - Eddie sucks, Eddie sucks, etc?

Dave grabbed the mic and said, 'hold on, Eddie doesn't suck.' Later in his book he said of the event: 'that was still my team, and I don't like anybody talkin' down my team'.

"Eddie doesn't suck, he just made a little mistake"

[VHscraps]

Hey, Sgt. Lucy Bates at the end. I remember in Hill Street Blues somebody saying - maybe one of the gang leaders - 'she's a tall drinka water'.

[TJMKID]

Why does anyone even give this FUCKIN' DOUCHER an interview any more when he says shit like this ??

[GreenEyedMurder]

By the way....

Who, or what the fuck is a "Cack Blabbath"?

Translated from British slang, I'm pretty sure it means Shit Talk. Or Talking Shit.

[GreenEyedMurder]

I pretty much don't care about any statements the Klown makes to the press.

The Press IS going to seek him out, he is going to run his mouth about how he feels superior to Van Halen, blah blah blah woof woof.

The Press and Spambot are too busy sucking each other off to bother creating anything musically or journalistically that will be worth a shit.

So I am not going to waste my breath any more mentioning what a tool Spambot is....we all know it......he knows it.

Next.

It's really sloppy and lazy journalism. By now, they know that it takes very little to get Sammy to tee off on VH, so they bait him and off he goes... and they have their stories.

Frankly, he's starting to remind me of the guy you date a few times, then decide it's not going to work. But he can't accept that. He constantly shows up outside your home, your job, school, etc. He will run into people you know and talk trash about how he can't stand you anyway, is glad you're not dating any longer and how awful you are. But he just cannot stop talking about you and trying to run into you.

[Jetstream]

Sammy also said he out did Led Zeppelin on the new Chickenshit LP...so any judgement this guy makes is for entertainment purposes only

[GreenEyedMurder]

From a strict hypothetical.

If I was a singer in Sammy Hagar's position, with your own tequila, night club and shit, and an assload of cash. why the hell would I care what my old band mates were doing?

I'd be like this if the question was brought up:

"What do you think about the Van Halen's new song with Roth?"

"You know, good for them, I wish nothing but good will towards those guys, had some good times and bad times, personally I dislike Roth, but I don't wish any personal ill-will on the guy. I'm out here making music and drinking tequila, living the good life, so it really doesn't effect me that much".

EGO. For all of the trashtalk about Dave's ego, Sammy's is at least as big -- and quite petty.

[GreenEyedMurder]

When is the last time anyone from Van Halen mentioned Wigg-Hair to anyone relevant?

And...by the way...when do you think Van Halen is going to get interviewed by...Cack Blabbath?

anytime soon?

I probably have a better shot at interviewing the guys in VH!

[Sensible Shoes]

Let's go kick his ass GEM.

[guwapo_rocker]

Exclusive picture taken during the encore of last nights Chickenfoot show:

[GreenEyedMurder]

Let's go kick his ass GEM.

Bring it!!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

Soak him in his own tequila and go flambe on his ass.

[fourthcoming]

Dude...that's not true...

they could open for Van Halen...then they wouldn't even have to book to get booed...

Seriously...imagine that shit...

Chickenfoot opening for Van Halen...honest to god...I would pay TRIPLE to watch the fucking carnage...

Chickenshit can open for Kool and the Gang.

[So this is love]

You guys picked my curiousity as I have just wasted about five minutes on youtube listening for the first time to the intolerable voice of Hagaritas with the Chickenfoot.....I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

You haven't done that yet?

And please, please, do not say Right Now. Sheesh.

[GreenEyedMurder]

You guys picked my curiousity as I have just wasted about five minutes on youtube listening for the first time to the intolerable voice of Hagaritas with the Chickenfoot.....I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

I never bought any Van Hagar CDs. I figured that if I wanted to listen to Journey, I'd just buy Journey CDs. As far as I'm concerned, ADKOT is the first VH album since 1984.

[Sensible Shoes]

Course it is. And truth be told, I was sad when I heard Easy Street because something was missing. Still, I bought every Roth solo album, but only ONE Van Hagar album. It took only the first side to discover that if I was sad about how Dave's work sounded, I was DESPONDANT about how VH sounded without Dave! Yes, it's the first real VH album since 1984. And I still play my Roth solo stuff. He's got a few on there I'd love to hear VH redo, but of course that won't happen.

[chefcraig]

You know who I'm most pissed at.....THOSE DAMN ALIENS!!!! After they abducted Hagar's fat ass they should have discarded him out of their spaceship and let him fall back to earth like that Russian space junk that just crashed down yesterday......all of this could have been avoided if those aliens would have done the right thing.

True, but this overlooks the scientific fact that even alien technology has failed to come up with a tractor beam capable of shifting that much girth. Dive through worm holes or travel at light speed? No problem. But when it comes to moving something with the equivalent drag of an entire planet, even advanced races are shit out of luck.

[So this is love]

Eddie's guitar is what keeps me from thrashing those Van Hagar cds I never listen to them Can't stand his voice....I like Me Wise Magic and CGTSNM.

[chefcraig]

Course it is. And truth be told, I was sad when I heard Easy Street because something was missing.

Really? That surprises to me, 'cause I loved the idea that the tune was a note-for-note cover from the second Edgar Winter Group album. Hell, Roth's version even featured Edgar Winter himself on the darned thing.

[fourthcoming]

Hagar fans don't listen to music, they grab thier chicks and head out to a bar dropping a name that sounds to them like they are cool, a name that was at one time associated with another name that they think was also a cool name to drop, but can't remember the name.

They all stare at each other in awe inside the Cabo Wabo bar and think they are enjoying themselves in a cool place, because they still don't listen to music.

Then they walk around the next day wearing Wabo shirts and think they are cool.

Vacation, even people who don't listen to music want to be part of something, they don't know what it is, but some vibe shines thru...CVH.

I have to say, your pretty damn accurate with this one. Picture this side of the coin if you will....A few months ago all of the corporate Managers from my company (think middle aged white dudes who probably never had any luck with women and were fortunate enough to ever get married to anyone) ....all went to a conference in Mexico for what they called a "kick ass time". I'm sure you already know where I'm going with this.....of course they went to the Cabo Wabo Cantina. "It was so awesome man" was all I heard for the next three weeks as each dork wore his crappy Cabo Wabo tee shirt to work every Friday. These are the same dweebs who think a night of pure raging is going to Hooters and embarrassing themselves while hitting on women way out of their league. Henceforth, Sammy Hagar fans.

[DONNIEP]

And truth be told, I was sad when I heard Easy Street because something was missing.

The first time I heard Easy Street I was blown away! That is still my favorite Dave song, period. The vocals are just freaking unreal.

Oh yeah, and fuck Sammy

[Dan]

I'm Sending Spammy,Two Hairy Dogs Over To His Place.

[Sensible Shoes]

Really? That surprises to me, 'cause I loved the idea that the tune was a note-for-note cover from the second Edgar Winter Group album. Hell, Roth's version even featured Edgar Winter himself on the darned thing.

I saw those damned albinos before Peter Frampton at "Summerfest" in 1976. They were GOOOOOOOOD.

[vanshipman]

Sammy Hagar is like a scorned ex who has to whine and take cheap shots to try and keep themself connected to what they miss. Of course he hates Tattoo!!! Dave's not singing about love or eating breakfast...

[ELVIS]

Is this redcocksucker.com ??

[Floridaman1985]

More raw sewage spewing forth from Hagar's mouth? Some things never change.

[guwapo_rocker]

Is ultimateclassicrock.cum owned by Bette? Sure fucking seems like it.

And yes it is past my bedtime.

[Sensible Shoes]

You said goodnight two hours ago!!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

You said goodnight two hours ago!!!!!

Remember the dog............................................... .................................................. .............

Goodnight, again.

[JJtheVagPounder]

Why does anyone even give this FUCKIN' DOUCHER an interview any more when he says shit like this ??

Wow. That actually happened? Like, he actually went on Dr. Drew and spoke these words and it wasn't in jest? Looks like someone's senility has kicked in.

[Roth & Roll]

If Spam-bot's brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M...he should just STFU already.

[Panamark]

Shows how "in" Hagar is these days with the Van Halens.

He had to wait for the official release like the general
public to hear it.

And oh what a surprise, "God Bless Them" "This shit sucks"

Wonder who wrote that for him ? Satch ?

Well Mr Hagar, lets forget Chickenshit for a moment, lets
go back to the last collaboration with Van Halen where
you did have your chance to shine.

Up for Breakfast
Its about time
Learning to see

Now lets cut and paste your comment right here and
pretend it was a review of your songs with Van Halen...

“I personally don’t think what they have just released, what I have seen and heard, is great at all,”
Hagar says. “It should be better than it is but hey, it is what it is and at least they got together and at least they came out with something.”

"Your" die hards were saying the exact same thing when you
released that pile of crap after reuniting.

Tatto's complexity and coolness obviously transcends the
latest firmware upgrade to your brain from the aliens.

Apologies the full album is not out yet for you to critique,
how about showing us you are not as insecure as you are
portraying ? Even if half the material was written before
you became one of the replacement singers, it was still
written by something you were never a part of.

The war is over Mr Hagar, Dave owns you, always did, always will.

Now show some due respect towards the hand that fed you !

[Sensible Shoes]

Easy, P-mark, Easy. Sam is not worth blowing a blood vessel over.

[tjvhou812]

he dosnt like the new single?....i wonder if he heard bigfoot. cause that song sucks balls

[Rikk]

Fucking sack of shit.