Spammy Fagar is a piece of shit.
Fuck him and his faggot ass gay band.
Spammy Fagar is a piece of shit.
Fuck him and his faggot ass gay band.
=V V=
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EAT US AND SMILE
I used to kinda feel bad for Joe - playing with Sammy. Now I think he deserves it. He's as big a fucking geek as Eddie Trunk.
Sammy who? There was a singer in =VH= other than Dave? Sorry, I guess the awesomeness of this new album is getting rid of any bad memories.
In other words, "Nobody's paying attention to me so I have to generate press the only way I ever could; by riding the Van Halen train." Fuck him.
this needs to be moved to the spammy opens mouth thread
"Singing with him, he's the only guy that I know that could just go above [me]," adds Hagar. "I don't care if I'm at the peak of my range; he can get up above me, just squeeze his nuts and get on up there – and right on key, he can mimic my phrasing. He's just … he's so fast. That's the thing that people don't understand about Mike. He learns faster than anyone I've ever met in my life. Joe Satriani, Eddie Van Halen … guys come up with riffs, and come on, I can't f**king play them. I'm sitting here with an acoustic guitar around the house still trying to learn these riffs on this record, and I ain't got 'em down yet … And he's playing his ass off in this band."
"He never played like this in Van Halen," Sammy continues. "Eddie [Van Halen] doesn't even realize what a great bass player he had. I think he never realized it, and that is his complete loss. I remember recording in Van Halen, Eddie was always saying, 'Just play eighth notes.' And he would play all this stuff, and Mike's just going, 'boom, boom, boom, boom.' Boy, Mike's really capable of playing more than that, and he never found out. So Mike and I, one time, we're in Cabo San Lucas when we were in Van Halen — say probably around '89, '88 or '89, when we were still loving each other, and having a good time — and Mike was in Cabo jamming and doing a live broadcast from the Cabo Wabo for some album network that I think used to be around that would do live broadcasts. And Ed is listening to it on the radio, and we get back and he asked me who was playing bass? He went, 'Yeah, yeah, you guys did 'Crossroads' by Cream,' and he goes, 'Who was playing f**king bass on that?' I'm saying, 'That's your brother right over here.' That was Michael Anthony on the bass. And Ed goes, 'Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?' And then he'd smoke a cigarette, take a hit off a beer and go, 'Hmmm.' But, he didn't get it, you know? But Michael has been tearing it up on this record."
The Fat Clown is transparent.
He thinks that by wrapping up his constant attacks on Van Halen and self promotion in this faux concern for Anthony that gives him the high ground.
Dummy is about 4 years too late for that strategy to work with anyone apart from his brain and ear dead fanbase.
Ten bucks says even MA wishes he'd just STFU already...
sam needs one of these
Look at this fuckin' picture...
no dick pics allowed!
Please don't ban me again...
Does that pic remind anyone of when one of your friends hooked up with a really ugly chick when they were blitzed ?Originally Posted by Vinnie Velvet
See kids, alcoholism is bad....really BAD!
Look at what it made Eddie do.
"Money can't buy poverty." -Marty Feldman
This is what he has always done. Then these retards say " Sammy's a class act."
Drives me fucking nuts!
What does Dave say at 8:45 into that vid ?
I've seen some of the criticism of Dave using too high of a register on some songs, but after hearing the audio on this one, is Wolf part of the problem? I don't have the greatest ear, so who is out of tune there, and is Dave going higher than he should trying to cover for Wolf ?
Can't tell exactly what he said, but it sure looks like he's trying to get Wolf on key there
"Ya know what they say about angels... An angel is a supernatural being or spirit, usually humanoid in form, found in various religions and mythologies. Plus Roth fan boards..."- ZahZoo April 2013
Can you believe this SHIT?!
Will these two jack-offs just simply get the fuck over it???
Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!
Who the fuck is Aronoff? Did the Chilli Peppers dude already smarten up and quit that shit-assed band? LOL
Get this shit outta main!
I actually really dig Kenny Aronoff....Mellencamp's drummer....
And get this shit out of MAIN
Mellencamp's drummer, LMFAO!I actually really dig Kenny Aronoff....Mellencamp's drummer....
And get this shit out of MAIN
Nice band, Sam!
What a bunch of douchebags.Will these two jack-offs just simply get the fuck over it???
Even quoting a CVH song in their tour ad.
Fucking faggots.
Is that for f'ing real?
" You ever notice when I scream I sound like Mr. Bill on acid" DLR
LOL......Original.
I wouldn't be surprised if the opening act (Black Stone Cherry) is actually more popular than Chickenscratch.
ROTH ARMY MILITIA
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Just when you think Spam can't be any more of an ass hat. Geez what a douche.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Speaking of original...
“The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”― Stephen Hawking
Lol!!!!
Does a month even justify calling it a tour?? Isnt that more of a road trip.
That's more than enough time for all the places they play....
...they were about to add another date because they thought they sold out the Mobil station men's room on Hwy. 41, but they cancelled it because it turned out it was just some dude that wanted to get in there to take a leak.
Hers stop #2 on the "tour"...capacity 5100...somebody make sure the fire exit is guarded..Cant have too many people sneak in or they get a fine.
I think Dave is just fucking around, he says "sounds like a siren"
their next promo poster should be called "Ain't Talkin' Bout music...Chickenfoot" or "Out Of fans, again, once again...Chickenfoot" and even better yet "Might as well JUMP off a high building...Chickenfoot"
A few ideas:
Chickenfoot....Runnin' With the Dumbass
Hear About Our Lameness
Could This Be Magic? No, it's Chickenfoot
Ain't Talkin' About Lyrics
Chickenfoot, watch us Light Up The Scat
Chickenfoot......D.ouchebag O.r A.sshole? Why Can't This Be Both?
"Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth
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First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
Chickenfucked
Wait a sec
When Sammy says Mike wasn't utilized to his potential in VH....does that mean Sammy thinks the bass sucks on those old albums?
Kinda shitty thing to say about Mike. Hey man, you sucked on those 6 records but I know a great excuse to cover for you. We'll blame Eddie.
“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”
It’s probably true that Mike’s full capabilities weren’t exploited in VH, but with EVH as guitarist, wasn’t his role to just be in the background? How many hotdog musicians in a band do you need w/o it detracting from the overall picture?
Plus, I was just thinking yesterday, listening again (and again) to the early stuff, their use of harmonies and vocal arrangements was really spectacular—but over the years I’ve gotten so used to hearing DLR without that type of classic backing vocals, that I don’t really miss it on this album. I don’t know if it is any different a response for those who never really followed DLR beyond his first 2 or 3 solo albums and were more on the Van Hagar side of the fence.
I wonder if hagar will EVER give an interview again without mentioning =VH=?
now watch the new exclusive chickenpoof-tour-shirts!!!
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