"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[BITEYOASS]

[sadaist]

GW..."Ok, so how did Dave wind up back in the band?"
Ed..."Uhhh...well....Uhhh...I chase tone man, you know? I chase tone."
GW..."Ok, Dave, so how did you wind up back in the band?"
Dave - "I AM Van Halen motherfucker!"

Oh man! How did I miss this genius post. Excellent!!! Sig worthy in fact.

[ThatArtGuy]

The 'Lost show' was the first and main time Roth lost it on the air with CBS and spent 20 minutes calling them retards and morons. It was by a long way one of the best shows but they caught everyone off guard by not surprisingly failing to put it online, Turned out that someone had a raw copy which he sent to me which I knocked into shape and put up, Don't think I have it anymore but I think I'll have a look just in case.

I have all of them.

[BITEYOASS]

I have all of them.

What was the date of that show? Is it on YouTube?

[Yount]

Different devil

Blows

...and not like Missy Stone

[Yount]

Big foot's lyrics are shite. I just picture Sammy in his car at the drive-thru getting a burger meal with upsize before heading over to her house.

[ashstralia]

hmmm, chookfoot ay?

joe. i've met the man, he's a champion bloke. and i suspect he's got a nice fat contract

[DavidLeeNatra]

hmmm, chookfoot ay?

joe. i've met the man, he's a champion bloke. and i suspect he's got a nice fat contract

at least he's got a fat singer...

[Seshmeister]

hmmm, chookfoot ay?

joe. i've met the man, he's a champion bloke. and i suspect he's got a nice fat contract

Is he tiny in real life? Like Mini-Me with a guitar?

[ashstralia]

pretty much. like jockey sized.

[Yount]

why does he always wear glasses? He always had those dark eyes. Is he always stoned?

Two guitarists that always look baked... Snatch and Vito Bratta

[Halen High]

Big foot's lyrics are shite. I just picture Sammy in his car at the drive-thru getting a burger meal with upsize before heading over to her house.

If you need a laugh check out the video.......It's so 'try-hard'.

Embarrassing for all involved.

[slowhand]

What if Sammy admitted he was wrong?

Not that I would think so highly of Spammy Gaydar and his beach bum rum, but I just can't think of anything else he could possibly say to discredit Van Halen and ADKOT. It made me think "what if" he came out and complemented them? I haven't decided yet if I would spill my beer after I shit my pants. If he's looking for another plug for his chickenshit band, he would get much more attention if he actually said something positive. So if you searched Van Halen and saw a picture of Sammy at the top with a quote saying he was impressed by the new songs, how would you react?

[VanCanHalen]

Sammy who..........???

[gbranton]

What if I admitted Sammy Hagar never happened?