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    dude, joe doesn't need him either.

    remember the fat kid at school who tried to buy friends?

    me neither.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    dude, joe doesn't need him either.

    remember the fat kid at school who tried to buy friends?

    me neither.

    I think Joe just wanted to try something different in his career. But he kinda DOES need all of them a little. Well, not need. But...i dont know. Joes career had really slowed down with the exception of the shredders that would go see him on the G3 tours or something. This band opens him up to a bunch of new fans who had only known his name & that he was some great guitar player.

    If Sammy spent as much time promoting his band as he does talking VH they would be doing a lot better.
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    Sadaist, MA should start his own band.
    Him, Satriani, a great drummer (one senses Chad is not forever in that world)
    and a great vocalist, that is NOT SAMMY HAGAR.

    He could rightfully do the odd Van Halen classic, but not shamelessy whore himself
    on the coattails of his old band like Sammy does. Jeff Scott Soho perhaps ?
    That dude is way under rated and would slot into a group of super muso's.
    Vox would mix well with MA too..

    My point, MA is above Sammy, I would get interested in any project he
    was involved with if it didnt involve "The other half" crappy woman scorned approach...
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    To have your own band you need to be a leader. Dave is a leader and even Sam is a leader. Mike is no leader. Of course that's why he stayed in Van Halen so long. He never stepped on any toes until he started hanging with Sam and Wolfgang was old enough to be put in the band.

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    Sorry my post was a bit misleading, I didnt meant for Mike to be the leader of the band,
    just be part of a great band that didnt involve Sammy and shamelessly whoring
    Van Halen. Whether he started it or joined it. I dont care, I just think he needs
    to get away from this stigma... (And Hagar who obviously sees him as a lap dog)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    I just think he needs
    to get away from this stigma...

    Agreed.

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    joe could release a new album and tour it immediately; they will come.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    joe could release a new album and tour it immediately; they will come.
    They will come ?? Not Chickenshit I hope ??

    Release the foxes !

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    i hope so to Pmark.If seems the VH juggernaught tour finishes say late June in the US, say after a couple of weeks break they would either do UK/Europe of Japan and OZ and Dave has said ine one of the interviews on the rotharmy site thayt Japan and OZ are a goer.After the soundwave fuckup, promoters are baying for them to come.....i expect them to tour either late this year or early 2013 and i sure hope its not a festival gig.Just a guess but aftert the US dates where else are they going to go?

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    The same guy that told me the sound festival gig was not happening (before I read about it),
    said they are on their way. Take that with a grain of salt, but some hope I guess.
    It seems 3 parts original, 1 part inevitable that they will play in Australia this
    time around. (I heard Japan and NZ too) Dan will be happy with that.
    I will be in the US this week, but at the opposite end of the country.
    So Im counting on the Oz trip ! They will be a well oiled machine by then....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    My point, MA is above Sammy...
    Mike seems more like a bottom to me

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    Joe releases a new album pretty much every year like clock work. He then tours and sells out the same big club/small hall venues that he has played at for the last 25 years. He will also throw in a G3 tour and join the Hendrix Experience every other year. The guy does not "need" Chickenfoot. Satch needs to play guitar and make music. I think he is happy to have success in a vocal oriented group but I think its absolutely the case that Sammy needs Joe a lot more than Joe needs Chickenfoot.

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    Mike loves that Sammy vibe, the way they gel vocally
    the "Stormy weather (ooh ooh ooh) Oh yeah (Ooo ooh ooh) in Feels so good
    the "It's alive" and other bits in Finish What Ya Started
    all of Get Up
    The Best Of Both Worlds chorus
    err...??

    I think they suit each other and Chickenfoot (180,950 likes) are good enough, except for the lyrics. Sam and Mike should enjoy being together and quit with the trashy comparison talk.
    Van Halen (2,343,663 likes) must roll on and you must join them and LISTEN TOO!

    All I want. Sammy to let it go. Save some face man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yount View Post
    Mike loves that Sammy vibe, the way they gel vocally
    the "Stormy weather (ooh ooh ooh) Oh yeah (Ooo ooh ooh) in Feels so good
    .
    More like....."HELLO 'FRISCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"


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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    dude, joe doesn't need him either.

    remember the fat kid at school who tried to buy friends?

    me neither.
    actually..sonovabitch...i remember we had a kid in hs whom was like that.

    would brag about his dad worked for coors and shit, how his mom worked for sony. a real jerkass.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    Last edited by guwapo_rocker; 03-03-2012 at 03:55 PM.
    WE'RE ON A MISSION FROM ROTH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post
    Good Shit!!!! I have been banned from posting on the Athlete'sFoot site...Do th GNASH stuff there. I was just too belligerent and they blocked me....although Spambo has yet to block me...hey brb, I got to do my daily post!

    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    Good Shit!!!! I have been banned from posting on the Athlete'sFoot site...Do th GNASH stuff there. I was just too belligerent and they blocked me....although Spambo has yet to block me...hey brb, I got to do my daily post!

    NO!! I need some back up over there!!

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    Sammy is still available Sniper...go enjoy a few of my latest!!!LOL

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    nice work. ..I just left a turd over there myself. hehe

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    nice work. ..I just left a turd over there myself. hehe

    Couldn't do it any better myself....excellent Sniper

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    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post

    ......
    Down Goes Hagis ....Down goes Hagis

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    Bro, Gimmi a hand over at the other place. They are getting out of line.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Bro, Gimmi a hand over at the other place. They are getting out of line.
    Where ya at?

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    I'm going ape-shit on Sam's page..I should be banned there also, probably tonight

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    I'm going ape-shit on Sam's page..I should be banned there also, probably tonight
    Check out the Leno post over there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Check out the Leno post over there.
    Good Times...Good Times. That one Mollison wimp (the queer with the referee shirt on in the pic) is a fool. Spam must be paying him in McBucks to keep any flame lit there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    It is important to remember that Chili Peppers guy DOES NOT NEED SAMMY. Unlike Michael Anthony. Without Hagar, Mike has no where to go. Chili Peps are doing just fine.
    Another example of why the chemistry in Chickenfoot is almost non-existent. Sammy Hagar and the Chilli Peppers are so far apart on any level that putting these ingredients together was never going to work. As for Mike, for him it's all about friendship. That's why he's always tagged along with Hagar. Although he's not a writer, which makes it more difficult to start his own band, I'm sure there would have been many artists wanting to recruit him or set-up a band with "the bass player from Classic Van Halen."

    Unfortunately it's too late now.

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    You dudes are hilarious. I've been cruising over at the links and they have someone there fucking with those guys in the CF forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    The same guy that told me the sound festival gig was not happening (before I read about it),
    said they are on their way. Take that with a grain of salt, but some hope I guess.
    It seems 3 parts original, 1 part inevitable that they will play in Australia this
    time around. (I heard Japan and NZ too) Dan will be happy with that.
    I will be in the US this week, but at the opposite end of the country.
    So Im counting on the Oz trip ! They will be a well oiled machine by then....
    And if they play their own shows, it will be a better experience than Soundwave IMO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MUSICMANN View Post
    You dudes are hilarious. I've been cruising over at the links and they have someone there fucking with those guys in the CF forum.
    Don't understand why,being called VH Links, they have that CF crap on there? Thus, why doesn't Extreme have a link? Same concept.

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    fuck that Harry Lagar guy...and his band Duckbill

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    this is the fucked up thing too on the VH News desk on facebook...if they really existed to support all entities of Van Halen (gag, on the Hagar inclusion)...then why do they not post now any news of Hagar at all on it. It is all Van Halen news on facebook, so why the fuck include the Hagar fraction that just talks shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ashstralia View Post
    joe could release a new album and tour it immediately; they will come.

    But the 'they' you refer to is a couple thousand in each city of guitar heads. Yeah sure, he will still draw crowds & make good money. But he won't ever be selling out 12,000+ arenas as just Satch. Perhaps he hoped this Chickenface thing would do that. I'm not ragging on Joe. I like him. But be honest, his solo stuff isn't mainstream.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jetstream View Post
    this is the fucked up thing too on the VH News desk on facebook...if they really existed to support all entities of Van Halen (gag, on the Hagar inclusion)...then why do they not post now any news of Hagar at all on it. It is all Van Halen news on facebook, so why the fuck include the Hagar fraction that just talks shit.
    I know....yet to ease my frustration I will daily go to Spammy's facebook page and share the knowledge that his followers are missing. I encourage you to check it out.....you will know what posts are mine. My partner in crime is Sniper, we have been the undisputed tag team champions of pummeling Spam and Saucy.

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    Isn't it sad that he keeps these guys on the side while he plays Chickeneck gigs ??





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    Isn't that Mike's bass tech on stage right?

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    This one should make everyone happy...





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