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    I think it's really getting to him that no matter what he says he can't get any reaction from Dave or the VH's. They just go out & perform. BAM!
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    Quote Originally Posted by light 'em up! View Post
    How accurate is this chunk of cheese?

    The first time Eddie Van Halen and I met, it was around 1977. We were on a stadium show with Boston, Black Sabbath, myself, Van Halen. He came to my dressing room, and said, "I'm a Montrose freak, I love the band!" And Ted Templeman told me, when he signed Van Halen, they were called something else, and he wanted to name them after the guitar player. He said on the first Van Halen record, he took the first Montrose record in there and said, "Boom. We're going to have eight great songs, they're going to be this long, they're going to be this tempo." And pretty much patterned the whole thing after it – right down to saying, "Why don't you guys get Sammy Hagar to sing in this band? He's been thrown out of Montrose." That's a true story!

    Read more: http://www.rollingstone.com/music/ne...#ixzz1oOpzBRra
    Why did the WRONG member of Montrose die?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DONNIEP View Post
    I've given Sam's fans the benefit of the doubt and left them alone. But if anybody buys this shit...then Sam's not the only one who's delusional. Sure, Ted came in and forced the band to record a Montrose-sounding-record. Right after he named the band Van Halen. Because we all know that Montrose set the fucking world on fire, right? What the fuck ever! I hate this guy so much...
    It's the sickest thing ever. The Screaming Troll has reached new levels of fuckedheadedness. To say that VH patterned itself after Montrose... What the fuck is Montrose? No one has EVER claimed Montrose as an influence. Evah!

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    The sound of the book closing on hagars career...on film!


    (first 35 seconds is all it takes)


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    The pic of em rising over the stage is awesome..nice touch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Not much meat in the seats at this rodeo.
    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...=1#post1626168


    Oh god damn!

    Mute your computer and watch the first 10 seconds of this video without sound!!!!!!!

    LMMFAO!!!!!
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    I remember reading long ago that the band liked the production of the 1st Montrose album, and wanted it used as a sonic springboard/template (and why they wanted Templeman and Landee), but that's some crazy-ass Spam-spin there...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fairwrning View Post
    The pic of em rising over the stage is awesome..nice touch.

    YES!

    Gives me the chills every fucking time. SO EPIC! Like Van Halen rising from the ashes of mediocrity to reclaim the throne that is rightfully theirs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    YES!

    Gives me the chills every fucking time. SO EPIC! Like Van Halen rising from the ashes of mediocrity to reclaim the throne that is rightfully theirs.
    I would love to see somebody,somehow, change that out just once with a pic of Dave with a foot up the unnamed ones ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    YES!

    Gives me the chills every fucking time. SO EPIC! Like Van Halen rising from the ashes of mediocrity to reclaim the throne that is rightfully theirs.
    That is a great picture. Should've atleast put that one in the disc.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    The sound of the book closing on hagars career...on film!


    (first 35 seconds is all it takes)
    Fuck I can't stop it at 35....all the way baby. What is the size coparison of the 2 venues they are plaing in LA?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Catfish View Post
    http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showt...=1#post1626168


    Oh god damn!

    Mute your computer and watch the first 10 seconds of this video without sound!!!!!!!

    LMMFAO!!!!!
    I tried..only could get 5 seconds in...that was it. I like how he takes his clown talents to new heights by bending balloons into a mic stand!

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    Here is all Sammy needs to know... Van Hagar had to do Jump, Panama, Ain't Talking 'Bout Love, Running with the Devil and You Really Got Me on tour. If they didn't do ANY Classic Van Halen live, there would have been a rebellion and the charade would have been over. But Van Halen with Wolfie can TOTALLY dismiss Van Hagar songs and sell out every arena and go Top 5 with their new record. Sammy should shut his big fat yapper and if he is compelled to speak he should speak with honor and reverence of the Mighty Van Halen. Just like Gary Cherone does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    Fuck I can't stop it at 35....all the way baby. What is the size coparison of the 2 venues they are plaing in LA?
    Staples is close to 20,000 x2 (might be a little less for concert setting) The Greek holds about 6,100. Pretty thin sandwich!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Staples is close to 20,000 x2 (might be a little less for concert setting) The Greek holds about 6,100. Pretty thin sandwich!!
    Fresh ones on Spams Facebook page. Enjoy !

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Staples is close to 20,000 x2 (might be a little less for concert setting) The Greek holds about 6,100. Pretty thin sandwich!!

    LOL...not like that gross softshell crab thingy we saw recently.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Pretty thin sandwich!!



    IDK wtf is wrong with me tonight but a couple posts here have me just rolling, laughing out loud & in tears just with simple statements. I swear I'm wiping my eyes trying to thank everyone while laughing loud enough to drown out the radio.

    pretty thin sandwich.....HAHAHAHHAHA! Kills me.

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    To make a piece about a bandmates death about an attention whoring pitch to put down Van Halen, and promote your own product, well, to quote the great Penn Jillette "That take's a special kind of asshole".

    First off let me say this. That was without a doubt in my mind, pathetic and inexcusable. I really doubt Dave would have ever done something like this had Ed died. But of course, Dave seems like (to a degree) not all that worried about money, and more so about making the most out of life. Even this reunion, to me, is not all about the money, and more so about Dave and Ed finally doing what the world has been asking them to do for years.

    It actually angers me that Sammy has found ways to try to keep himself within the public eye just by default. He's like Nickelback in that sense, he's not really talented, but just bland enough to make some assfuck in a suit happy. So, of course, he tags onto every fucking opprotunity that comes his way to promote his shitty tequila, and even shittier band, Idiots like Eddie Trunk are happy to let the asshole come on, and pretend like he's made some sort of contribution.

    you know what sam? you havn't made a single contribution to rock n'roll in my eyes. you're a fucking leach. go fuck yourself. I hope you never get another interview or another tv spot ever again. Douchetube. Go fuck the bassplayer, and leave us alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Staples is close to 20,000 x2 (might be a little less for concert setting) The Greek holds about 6,100. Pretty thin sandwich!!
    Sniper I can't believe we haven't been banned from Spam's page yet. Brutal and hilarious attacks from all fronts. I suppose in his warped mind we are giving him attention.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    Fresh ones on Spams Facebook page. Enjoy !
    I wish we could get more help over there to shut that clown up once and for all. hint hint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NIN1211 View Post
    Sniper I can't believe we haven't been banned from Spam's page yet. Brutal and hilarious attacks from all fronts. I suppose in his warped mind we are giving him attention.
    I know, I think it will happen soon. HA!

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    Sammy screams like he just got reamed out good from anal sex and then Mike poured some hot sauce on his asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post


    IDK wtf is wrong with me tonight but a couple posts here have me just rolling, laughing out loud & in tears just with simple statements. I swear I'm wiping my eyes trying to thank everyone while laughing loud enough to drown out the radio.

    pretty thin sandwich.....HAHAHAHHAHA! Kills me.
    It must be something in the air, bro!!

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    Face down in Cabo!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    I wish we could get more help over there to shut that clown up once and for all. hint hint.

    I swear I'm with you guys in spirit. I just don't have a Facebook account. honestly other than Yahoo mail ID that I use to comment on a few articles I only regularly post here. Well, I use ebay too but that's not really the same.

    Basically...I have a limited online presence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sadaist View Post
    I swear I'm with you guys in spirit. I just don't have a Facebook account. honestly other than Yahoo mail ID that I use to comment on a few articles I only regularly post here. Well, I use ebay too but that's not really the same.

    Basically...I have a limited online presence.

    No Fears...Sniper and are wreaking enough havoc there. Predicting a ban by Friday..already have been banned from Chickenfeces page! Damn....does Saucy have a page?

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    I'm over on Spammys facebook pages...I'm 'American Light and Fixture- Shower Curtain Ring Division'...Love pissing off Hagar fans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
    I'm over on Spammys facebook pages...I'm 'American Light and Fixture- Shower Curtain Ring Division'...Love pissing off Hagar fans.
    I'm Ryan....should be obvious!...LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Sammy screams like he just got reamed out good from anal sex and then Mike poured some hot sauce on his asshole.
    Damn! Watch out - That hot sauce might rip you a new one!

    It must be tough being Sammy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ View Post
    I'm over on Spammys facebook pages...I'm 'American Light and Fixture- Shower Curtain Ring Division'...Love pissing off Hagar fans.
    Most of the action is under the Leno post. Check that shit out.

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    Face down in Cabo!!
    Face down in Cabo eating Sammy's mound.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SNIPER View Post
    Face down in Cabo!!

    ok...story time. In 1979 my Dad & Mom took my brother & I to Cabo San Lucas. His buddies were there too. A few wives went along. We fished for Marlin or Sailfishes I think. Not sure but those fuckers were H U G E with a big fin on the back. I loved it! I was 7 years old, tasted my first beer (Bohemia), and me & Mom spent a hours on the beach catching & playing with hermit crabs in all sorts of glorious shells they use for homes.

    So when my favorite band made a song and opened a bar in my favorite memory spot...I just had to go back.

    I went in 2001 on a Mexico cruise. 1 day stop was in Cabo and we spent the whole time at the Cabo Wabo. (go there once you'll be there twice...) Even though Sam was out of the band at this time, I thought it was cool of him to leave the bust statues of Alex, Eddie & Mike at the entrance and much other Van halen memorabilia. We played pool, drank much, bought souvenirs and had fun.

    WHITE SAND SURE MAKES A TAN LOOK NICE!!! YES!

    Then Sam did the Sam & Dave tour and I thought fucking A! How fucking cool is this! FUCK EDDIE! I was always in Daves corner and then after 1996 I was in Sams corner too. I thought Sammy did a good job in a band that otherwise would have disappeared without Dave. At least he kept them making decent music and on the radio & such.

    But since the 2004 reunion........this motherfucker has gotten more & more green with envy, jealous, spurned ex-wife, lied more and more, shamelessly self promoted, and done nothing....and I mean nothing but talk down and try to raise himself by pulling the others down. I can't stand this guy any more and he makes me sick to my stomach. AND I WAS A FAN! I've seen him solo about 6 times and enjoyed them all. In less then 8 years he has turned a solid fan into a guy that can't stand to share the same fucking air as this fucking lying pos. I even defended him a little bit here at this site on occasions. I just can't anymore. This guy is such a fucking cocksucker, and I mean that in the meanest nastiest way I possibly can.

    FUCK YOU SAM!

    As proof I was a fan, I bought the soundtrack to Heavy Metal JUST for Hagars song of the same name. I bought Marching to Mars....and everything in between. I even learned the acoustic version of Give To Live on the guitar (hack still tho). yeah yeah, I know all the lyrics to When The Hammer Falls. So yeah Sammy, I was a fan....but you were always 2nd fiddle. A good 2nd fiddle I thought, but 2nd nonetheless. And now look at yourself. Have some dignity man. have some class. Have the balls to either shut the fuck up or just come out and admit you hate Van Halen and Dave Roth without snide comments that aren't even true. Just admit you wish you were still in the band or stfu & make your own music.

    I haven't heard so much god dammed whining since I "broke" my little sisters crying sound baby doll with and M-80 I sneaked back from a Mexico trip at age 11. (that thing must have had a helluva battery in it)

    Anyways, long story short.....this guy will never get another dime from me...EVER! Nor will he ever receive another kind word from this ex-fan.

    FUCK YOU SAM!

    He can feel any shred of remembrance or legend about himself in rock history disintegrating with everything the real Van Halen does and it must suck. He brags so much about his solo career, yet the only way this guy WOULD HAVE been remembered was for Van Halen. And with what the real VH is doing now.....Sam who?

    last time, say it with me...

    FUCK YOU SAM!

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    I still dig hermit crabs though....



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    In that Phoenix article Sam still comes off like a jealous, bitter ass-wipe and Cherone comes off pretty cool. I've read in other articles that he likes ADKOT a lot and he's glad to see them back and kicking ass. Jesus, Hagar is such a knob. I've got a competition for you Sam....take the first min from Unchained MSG#2 and stack it against your recent Leno appearance. You just got run over.
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    I just went to Sammy's FB to read some the comments and here is a direct quote from a Sammy follower. Enjoy this craziness. "What he said was that Montrose would have been THE AMERICAN LED ZEPPELIN if Ronnie hadn't fired him. That's not badmouthing, it's the truth. If anything, Sammy is more talented that Robert Plant." Hagar more talented than Plant?! Are these fuckin guys for real?! It actually frightens me that these people exist. No point in even trying to reason with a Hagar because they're fucked to start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by perrin29 View Post
    I just went to Sammy's FB to read some the comments and here is a direct quote from a Sammy follower. Enjoy this craziness. "What he said was that Montrose would have been THE AMERICAN LED ZEPPELIN if Ronnie hadn't fired him. That's not badmouthing, it's the truth. If anything, Sammy is more talented that Robert Plant." Hagar more talented than Plant?! Are these fuckin guys for real?! It actually frightens me that these people exist. No point in even trying to reason with a Hagar because they're fucked to start.
    Thats the dude I was fighting with !!

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    Like a bad batch of tacos, Sammy makes my stomach churn and gives me the shits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Like a bad batch of tacos, Sammy makes my stomach churn and gives me the shits.
    Ha ha! Awesome!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nitro Express View Post
    Like a bad batch of tacos, Sammy makes my stomach churn and gives me the shits.
    The kind of tacos Tapatio can't even fix.

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