"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[Golden AWe]

Now I hope someone understands what I'm talking about...

When you read that article..think of it as a Monty Python joke or something. Why? Well, for starters, the name CHICKENFOOT is like out of a comedy show. I mean, if you read it and think about it somebody, anybody saying things like that with an honest, serious face, there's enough punchline with the name Chickenfoot already...however, he should wait a bit longer and tell his band's name in the end of the interview, because otherwise no one can take a story like that seriously, not even if Lemmy Kilminster was telling it...

ta-da-CHING

CHICKENFOOT!!!

CHICKENFOOT!!!

CHICKENFOOT!!!

HI DE HO!!!

EDIT: to make it even better, he could follow this keeping the serious face, and explaining how their next album consists of songs named after a pizza menu

[INeedYou]

What really pisses me off is that this is why we'll be lucky to see EVH do any interviews about all this new tunage. Any fuckstick journalist will try and bait him with the SamHate questions. Let's hope Janie and her PR/Management influence can temper the anti-media backlash this will surely nurture. I'm ready for the guitar mags to have The Man and/or Wolfie on the covers, and luckily they keep it technical, without this kinda BS...

[So this is love]

And I sincerely hope Van Halen does not respond to any of his shit. He is craving their attention, fans attention...he want's Dave's dogs' attention...he would settle for a chicken's attention. Trust me, this dude is so bitter...if Van Halen continues to act like he does not exist, Sammy will be in a loony bin in no time and no one will have to worry about his ranting at all. The biggest slight anyone can give is ignorance, that is what he deserves

Totally agree with you...

[Luke D]

Who really gives a shit what Spam thinks? The response from the VH community has been tremendous. The boys are back and Spammy's just gonna have to deal with it.

[Matt White]

It's total "self promotion" on Spambots part............

Chickenshit has generated ZERO interest....not from old school Sheep who larved van haggis...not the "Shred-heads" worship Satch...and not at ALL from Chilli-pepp fans who couldn't give a rats ASS aboot these old fucks making soccer Mom music like it was 1992.......

He knows that the 2004 FLEECE THE SHEEP TOUR, in a better economy, played to 5,000 peeps a night....and that its all downhill from there Baby.....

DAVID LEE ROTH & VAN HALEN played to THE BIGGEST CROWDS of their CAREERS on their 2007-08 tour......

Spambot, hack that he is, is no "Jive-time" Foooooooo.....he knows that ANY publicity he can get, even negative publicity, will only help the meger crowds he's been playing to for ages..........

I fully expect Spambo to run his cocksucker all Summer long.....Alimony is expense & its all he's got going for him

[wychwood]

If VH does the late night talk TV shows for some live performances I'm pretty sure the next Bette interview will be primarily sobbing.

I could hear it now. "Tomorrow, on a very special Dr. Phil, the Red Rocker opens up about why he is so bitter about Van Halen (queue the piano music)"

[Bad Muthafucker]

Who is Chickenfoot?

[FORD]

Re: Chickenfoot 'raising the bar a little bit on what a four-piece rock band can do'.

Yeah, Tool are shitting themselves......

It's more like they're lowering the bar. Aside from Cheddy McDonald himself, Chickenshit could have been a talented band. But just as was the case with Van Hagar, there's a big red anchor weighing them down.

And basically I can condense Sammy's whole spew into two sentences:

"I can't stand the fact that any one song on the new Van Halen album destroys everything I did in my 11 years with the band"

"Buy my book. The tequila doesn't sell so well in the winter."

[Dave's Bitch]

It would be nice if just once sammy would say "Please,no Van Halen questions"

[JJtheVagPounder]

It's more like they're lowering the bar. Aside from Cheddy McDonald himself, Chickenshit could have been a talented band. But just as was the case with Van Hagar, there's a big red anchor weighing them down.

And basically I can condense Sammy's whole spew into two sentences:

"I can't stand the fact that any one song on the new Van Halen album destroys everything I did in my 11 years with the band"

"Buy my book. The tequila doesn't sell so well in the winter."

Mr. Ford, you amuse me.

[VHscraps]

At some point, Dave will be asked a question about Sambo's comments. Can't wait to hear his entertaining response.

I hope that Dave doesn't take the bait, because Hagar just wantes to get column inches any way he can.

Just ignore 'im - like a pesky fly that's a buzzin around. Ain't worth even swattin'.

If Dave does respond, something along the lines of the response he gave when someone asked him back in '96 about how he felt being replaced by the singer from Extreme. Dave's reply?? ... 'I think Extreme is short for extremely boring' .

End of discussion - that's our Dave.

[Hammy5150]

I didn't mind Sammy in the past. But I am really starting to loathe the way he bad mouths VH. He needs to just STFU.

[ThrillsNSpills]

It's total "self promotion" on Spambots part............

Chickenshit has generated ZERO interest....not from old school Sheep who larved van haggis...

You can hear the discontent in their long bleating sessions. If it isn't too late they can find REO .

[negative]

I liked Sesh posting that awful Hagar lyric earlier in this thread, and went digging for shit. It wasn't hard to find! I give you Not 4 Sale by Sammy Hagar & The Waboritas:

All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Couldn't buy my life

I sleep late
Black coffee, burnt toast, some tomato juice
Go online, check my email
A toothbrush and I'm all brand new

Then my guitar starts lookin' at me
I start hummin' this old melody
It sounds familiar, but that's alright
It gets me by, it keeps me high

All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Couldn't buy my life
Cause my life's not 4 sale

Yeah, I like drivin
Stay up late just lookin at the starts
Believe in God, believe in aliens
UFO's in my backyard

And then the words come flyin out of me
I lay em down to a sweet melody
It sounds familiar but that's alright
It gets me by, it keeps me high

All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life
[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/not-4-sal...waboritas.html ]
Cause my life's not 4 sale
All the money in the world

Yeah, it's not perfect but it's really, really fine
You come on, get some but ya stand in line
It's all I got but I call it mine

Well, my friend's worth a couple million
and he's miserable as any man can be
He no fun, no sense of humor
That ain't the way it's supposed to be

All the money in the world
Wouldn't change my life or make my life, no
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life
Cause my life's not 4 sale
All the money in the world
Wouldn't buy my life or change my life, no
All the money in the world
Ain't gonna buy my life cause
My life's not for sale

All the money in the world
No, my life's not for sale
All the money in the world
Can't buy my life, my life's not for sale
All the money in the world
All the money in the world
All the money in the world
Won't make my life, change my life, buy my life cause
My life's not 4 sale


What the fuck is this shit??? He believes in aliens? Fucking mental case...

[Diamondjimi]