Damn - not enough time to edit that. For the record, I SAW Dave in 2001 - I did not SAVE Dave in 2001.
Damn - not enough time to edit that. For the record, I SAW Dave in 2001 - I did not SAVE Dave in 2001.
My karma just ran over your dogma.
Post photos Zing!
Dave photos!
Heh heh... all right , all right... I'll get off my lazy duff and dig through my box o' pics (which isn't a desktop folder - it's literally a shoebox full of pictures). You might be disappointed, though - Dave is only about an inch tall in the pics. He was a last minute addition for that show - it was supposed to be Poison, but they canceled. My wife called me at work the day before the show and said: "You're never going to believe who is replacing Poison at the State Fair!" Needless to say, we were lucky to get tickets - so we were pretty much nosebleed...
P.S. To clarify: Dave was dressed in bright yellow duds. He was NOT dressed as a giant banana. I'm pretty sure I've seen pics of him in this outfit around here somewhere. I think he may have worn it a time or two when he was wiping the floor nightly with Haggar.
Last edited by Zing!; 04-21-2012 at 08:39 AM.
Does anybody else have pics? I believe it I just want to SEE IT!! Close up. Surely some shots were taken.
Hagar your mouth moves much faster than your latest album.
Last edited by Yount; 04-21-2012 at 08:34 AM.
Saw Dave in the same suit at Bumbershoot 2001, week before 9-11. Twenty-five thousand people packed in the outdoor stadium behind the Space Needle. Awesome show. I've got a cassette bootleg of it somewhere. He did the middle of Panama talking to the chick I was with... "you wanna reach down between big daddy's legs.... lose the dresss, keep the shoes..." Great show, good times!
This show was at 25 August 2001 ( 'Rock Tone'), got it somewhere as double-cd(r), there's only 1 show on DVD from this tour!!
Would LOVE to hear that! I remember the show I saw a a couple of weeks after yours at the state fair, there was a smokin' hot sign language interpreter on a little catwalk on the side of the stage. Dave took notice of her immediately and made his way out there several times throughout the show - talking dirty and really laying it on thick. Crowd ate it up. "Hey hot stuff, what's the sign for your place?"
P.S. Since this IS the Ched Chunker thread.... screw Spammy Haggar and his book, too.
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First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)
Who are a few of Sammy's musical influences? I think I remember him mentioning Elvis. Any others? Come on... who's read the autobiography? Own up.
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Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.
Unfortunately yes.....the irony is he could cut out the middle man and simply flush his "shit" down the toilet!
Last edited by DONNIEP; 04-23-2012 at 06:33 PM.
American by birth. Southern by the grace of God.
Apparently what Sammy is trying to tell us with that picture is that his books are appropriate for reading while you're taking an OU812. And if you run out of toilet paper, just rip out a couple of pages.
Eat Us And Smile
Cenk For America 2024!!
Justice Democrats
"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
i remember reading that people used to use the Sears catalog as TP. maybe that's what the books are for?
Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.
Spam's fictional book is basically a catalog to sell his shit: shit rum,shit salty salt, shit music, shitty lies, shit sales statistics. Instead of using that toilet paper to wipe his ass, it should be used to wipe his book.......because it is full of shit.
This picture is much more appropriate.
Last edited by NIN1211; 04-23-2012 at 07:03 PM.
how can one let a pic like this slip on the internet?
Mikey to Sam's wife, "Holy shit! Is he dead???"
Sam's wife, "No, he's drunk again. He's been on the internet all day, watching those damn Van Halen concert videos...screaming about all those "terrorists" that hate him on that one site..."
Mikey, "You let him go to the Roth Army again???"
Sam's wife, "Yeah, and he's been running around all evening, saying that he's David Lee Roth, and screaming something about lighting up the sky..."
Top 3 reasons Sammy is in the shitter here:
1. Lost his "Balance."
2. Ate too much Rock Candy.
3. Won't come out until he sells 5,150 copies.
Honorable mention:
Hiding from weight watchers.
RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME
I wonder just how much time Sam spends on that shitter, seein' as how his career is in there somewhere...
so this might be his "Elvis" influence...the king died on his very own throwne in his bathroom with a book in his hands...
Sammy's so fucked up looking in this photo. It just makes me smile every time I look at it. I only wish that the real caption was, "Sammy Hagar, 67, died today in some shitty hotel bathroom in Cabo San Lucas. According to eyewitnesses his last act was to scribble in one of his shitty books, "I hate that goddamn Roth Army!!!"
talking about fotos...some pics on this site scream "caption this!!!"
http://www.ormurray.com/sammy.htm
and yes...I am a no good bastard...
Ha fucking HA!!! Sammy's sitting on a toilet and Van Fucking Halen is selling out arenas!!!! Ha ha ha YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! You drunk ass motherfucker! You know your wife took that picture. Either her or Mikey. You should use that as the photo on your resume when this tour is over...You know, after Ed and Al get this whole "Dave thing" out of their system. You fucking whore...
The mayor of Cabo San Lucas was quoted as saying, "At least we returned Sam to his home this time before things got out of hand. The last time this happened he was running aroung the town naked, wearing only a bedsheet from the 5150 tour that said Dave sucked. Thank God we were able to contain the situation." The mayor was then overheard saying, "somebody please call this Eddie guy and beg him to take this douchebag back before I have to kill him..."
Last edited by DONNIEP; 04-24-2012 at 03:27 AM.
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