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  • Carmine
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2004
    • 7691

    Folks,

    All this shit from Hagar is human nature. It's a nervous defense mechanism. It's uncontrollable. He knows that everything thing he did in VH is about to be eclipsed, it already has been for that matter, by A Different Kind of Truth. It's the old playground fight "My dad can beat up your dad" shit. When you get nervous (and he's nervous) you find every way possible to rag on whats causing your nervousness. He knows he is about to be destroyed, erased, put out in the chicken pasture and unless he rips on VH...nobody will talk to him and he knows it. His new band sucks that bad...even though he tried by bringing in a kick ass guitarist and drummer to rival VH...Chickenfeed, is an epic failure..no one cares, at all. You wanna talk about a lack of creativity and the lack of anything that is musically profound...Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Chickenfeed.

    Tattoo gave his first opportunity. It was weak compared to what I've heard since it's release on the 10th. I admitted already, at first listen...it was a clunker in that, it wasn't what I expected and lacked any real punch. That has since changed. But, casual fans ripped it...and he jumped on that bandwagon. He cited them "Reworking old riffs" as a lack of creativity? Oh no...more on that later...but many people, a lot of us included, kind of went "Huh?" when we first heard Tattoo. Web wars ensued over the song...here, there and everywhere...and there he was...shooting off his mouth. It still went to #1...

    Here is what I think on them going back to the early 70's for some classic riffs:
    It's a statement, to me, that says this: We're going right back to where we left off! We're going right back to some of the music that fueled this band from Day 1...where it all began...when we were young and hungry...you can't get any more Classic Van Halen sounding than that. (for the record, that will be the last time I ever use the phrase "Classic" when I refer to Van Halen from this day forward. They are simply Van Halen again....now and forever) They are some riffs that could have been on any of the first 6 albums, we all know that but, for whatever reason, weren't. The old team (Dave and Edward) are back together again and there is nothing, nothing more creative than going back 40 years and saying to each other "Fuck yeah...pure Van Halen...the essence of what we are today...what we were then. Van Halen has always been "timeless music" to me. If Unchained was released tomorrow as a single, it goes to number 1 and stacks up against anything out there today. These riffs are older than most of us...the fact that are about to be released on an album in 2012 says everything about just how creative their music is, was and always will be.

    Its a statement as if, musically...the last 28 years never happened...and he knows...that includes 1986-2004

    You Sir...will always be remembered as "The 2nd singer", "The other guy"...you were never IN Van Halen...you were part of a band that made some music while Dave, Ed and Al sorted out their differences...and nothing more.

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    • DLR Bridge
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2011
      • 5470

      The head of the nail has been hit. Great post Carmine!

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      • hain23x
        Head Fluffer
        • Mar 2004
        • 418

        I'm really trying to stay out of all the fighting these days and just enjoy me some new Van Halen. But Sammy is a fucking douchebag and if I was in his band I would fire HIM and hire Gary!
        Eat Us and Smile!
        Alright!!! Lemme' se yo hands!!

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        • Grant
          Sniper
          • Feb 2005
          • 881

          Reading or listening to - or better yet, reporting - a Sammy Hagar interview is about as excruciating torturous affair, as being tied down in a chair (Reservior Dogs-style) and made to listen, endlessly, to the sounds of fingernails against a blackboard.

          Frankly, I don't know how that interviewer got through that ordeal by having to listen to every bit of that drivel...

          Just woeful.

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          • slowhand
            Roth Army Recruit
            • Sep 2011
            • 14

            Originally posted by Carmine
            It's a statement, to me, that says this: We're going right back to where we left off! We're going right back to some of the music that fueled this band from Day 1...where it all began...when we were young and hungry...you can't get any more Classic Van Halen sounding than that.

            Its a statement as if, musically...the last 28 years never happened...and he knows...that includes 1986-2004

            You Sir...will always be remembered as "The 2nd singer", "The other guy"...you were never IN Van Halen...you were part of a band that made some music while Dave, Ed and Al sorted out their differences...and nothing more.
            It would be great to find something to that effect in the liner notes for ADKOT.
            I got bass speakers bigger than most people's automobile. -David Lee Roth

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            • DavidLeeNatra
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jan 2004
              • 10703

              Originally posted by Carmine
              Folks,

              All this shit from Hagar is human nature. It's a nervous defense mechanism. It's uncontrollable. He knows that everything thing he did in VH is about to be eclipsed, it already has been for that matter, by A Different Kind of Truth. It's the old playground fight "My dad can beat up your dad" shit. When you get nervous (and he's nervous) you find every way possible to rag on whats causing your nervousness. He knows he is about to be destroyed, erased, put out in the chicken pasture and unless he rips on VH...nobody will talk to him and he knows it. His new band sucks that bad...even though he tried by bringing in a kick ass guitarist and drummer to rival VH...Chickenfeed, is an epic failure..no one cares, at all. You wanna talk about a lack of creativity and the lack of anything that is musically profound...Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you: Chickenfeed.

              Tattoo gave his first opportunity. It was weak compared to what I've heard since it's release on the 10th. I admitted already, at first listen...it was a clunker in that, it wasn't what I expected and lacked any real punch. That has since changed. But, casual fans ripped it...and he jumped on that bandwagon. He cited them "Reworking old riffs" as a lack of creativity? Oh no...more on that later...but many people, a lot of us included, kind of went "Huh?" when we first heard Tattoo. Web wars ensued over the song...here, there and everywhere...and there he was...shooting off his mouth. It still went to #1...

              Here is what I think on them going back to the early 70's for some classic riffs:
              It's a statement, to me, that says this: We're going right back to where we left off! We're going right back to some of the music that fueled this band from Day 1...where it all began...when we were young and hungry...you can't get any more Classic Van Halen sounding than that. (for the record, that will be the last time I ever use the phrase "Classic" when I refer to Van Halen from this day forward. They are simply Van Halen again....now and forever) They are some riffs that could have been on any of the first 6 albums, we all know that but, for whatever reason, weren't. The old team (Dave and Edward) are back together again and there is nothing, nothing more creative than going back 40 years and saying to each other "Fuck yeah...pure Van Halen...the essence of what we are today...what we were then. Van Halen has always been "timeless music" to me. If Unchained was released tomorrow as a single, it goes to number 1 and stacks up against anything out there today. These riffs are older than most of us...the fact that are about to be released on an album in 2012 says everything about just how creative their music is, was and always will be.

              Its a statement as if, musically...the last 28 years never happened...and he knows...that includes 1986-2004

              You Sir...will always be remembered as "The 2nd singer", "The other guy"...you were never IN Van Halen...you were part of a band that made some music while Dave, Ed and Al sorted out their differences...and nothing more.
              put that on the front page! well said, sir!
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              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10703

                buahahahahahaha...the chickenfootnote's site on facebook has been "cleaned"...they deleted some of the comments on sam's interview...that stupid fuck opened pandora's box and now he gets what he deserves...

                and remember that I said it first: there will be NO third Chickenshit album with satriani and/or chad smith!
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                • ThrillsNSpills
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6626

                  Dirk from Germany-
                  They can't keep up with the comment deleting. Everyone's going there to tell Haggis to STFU.
                  Even his diehard fans are giving it to him. geez

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                  • neuralfraud
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 278

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                    • Pennypacker
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 521

                      Originally posted by neuralfraud
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                      Fuck him! What about the spammy fans commenting on VH youtube vids. A favourite of mine (commenting on the horrendus lyrics of Don't Tell Me vid), cleary this retard Craig3010 thinks these lyrics are better than whatever he thinks the lyrics of Tattoo are:

                      "A lot better then 'Sloppy Sally, trip that cat'."

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                      • ZahZoo
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8961

                        I found one blaring consolation the last 4-5 years... No Hagar mention from the Van Halen's acknowledging Sam's existence... No mention in any capacity on the official band site... No reference to Hagar on stage... No Van Hagar music performed live... No references nor even innuendo nodding at Hagar in any of the new VH material.

                        To the band he can't stop obsessing over... they've shelved that shit further back in the closet than Cherone and the III era...
                        "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                        • MUSICMANN
                          Sniper
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 837

                          Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                          buahahahahahaha...the chickenfootnote's site on facebook has been "cleaned"...they deleted some of the comments on sam's interview...that stupid fuck opened pandora's box and now he gets what he deserves...

                          and remember that I said it first: there will be NO third Chickenshit album with satriani and/or chad smith!

                          I agree 100%. I would have to say that those 2 guys and somewhat Mike are probably looking at each other, just shaking their head in disbelief. Hey, i can't stand that Red Round Fuck, i think that band he is in sucks, even though everything else out there sucks worse. To think though, the situation those guys came together in, was to just jam and make music, not be part of this internal feud Spammy has with VH. With that album only selling like 50k copies, and they can't even sell out a club, i think that the end will come very soon for that so called supergroup. I also want o mention, from reading some of the posts at FB from Spammy fans. I can't believe how pussified some of those people are with i love you Sammy, your my hero and crap like that. It is so fucking great that Ed, Al and Dave have buried those years that dude was in VH.

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                          • MUSICMANN
                            Sniper
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 837

                            Originally posted by Mr Walker
                            This isn't directed at you Les... but why has everyone been led to believe that Hagar is a good singer. He's a fucking whiny yelper with no fucking soul or emotion. He sucks as a singer!
                            My sister has one of those little Taco dogs. The other day he was outside shaking and just yelping. I asked my sis, what was wrong with him. She said, oh nothing, that's what he does everytime he takes a shit. That image of that little dog trembling and making this awful noise, just trying to take a shit, reminds me of the way that Red Round Fat fuck sounds evertime he opens his piehole and calls that singing.

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                              are you kidding me? If you take Joe versus Eddie, Who can play the best? Joe or Eddie, today? Listen, I played with them both, I can tell you right now: there is no comparison today. Never mind the innovator that Eddie was. I’m talking about what they can play today.
                              Sam is right. There is no comparison.

                              Just listened to the solo from Blood And Fire again and it eclipses anything Joe has ever done. Has the speed, accuracy, nuances, rhythm, style, and feeling to it. Absolutely perfect.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                              • Zing!
                                Veteran
                                • Oct 2011
                                • 2363

                                Originally posted by hain23x
                                I'm really trying to stay out of all the fighting these days and just enjoy me some new Van Halen. But Sammy is a fucking douchebag and if I was in his band I would fire HIM and hire Gary!
                                Heh... wouldn't that be a bitch. Chad, Joe, and Mikey fire Sam and hire Gary Cherone to sing on their third album. Ouch!
                                My karma just ran over your dogma.

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