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  • NIN1211
    Head Fluffer
    • Jan 2012
    • 386

    see ya in Indy..

    Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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    • Carmine
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Apr 2004
      • 7691

      A buddy of mine, casual fan...meaning, in his words, that he "likes both Van Halen's"....had this to say after hearing ADKOT today...

      FUCK SAMMY HAGAR AND THE CHEESEBURGER HE RODE IN ON!!!! THIS IS VAN HALEN

      I'm still laughing...funniest goddamn thing I ever heard...

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      • Roth & Roll
        Foot Soldier
        • Feb 2004
        • 715

        Originally posted by Sammy Hagar, upon learning Van HALEN was once again working with DLR in 1996
        "Eddie, if what you do with Roth is better than what you and I have been doing, I'll blow both of you!"
        Looks like Spam-bot needs to drop to his knees and say Grace for the meal he's about to receive...
        http://i1110.photobucket.com/albums/...oker-small.jpg

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        • Jetstream
          Foot Soldier
          • Dec 2011
          • 609

          Originally posted by gbranton


          Well I'm gonna to go then! And I don't need any of this! I don't need this stuff, and I don't need you. I don't need anything except this angel and that's it and that's the only thing I need, is this. I don't need this or this. Just this angel. And this paddle game, the angel and the paddle game and that's all I need. And this remote control. The angel, the paddle game and the remote control, and that's all I need. And these matches. The angel, and these matches, and the remote control and the paddle ball. And this lamp. The angel, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that's all I need. And that's all I need too. I don't need one other thing, not one - I need this! The paddle game, and the chair, and the remote control, and the matches, for sure. Well what are you looking at? What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something? And this! And that's all I need. The angel, the remote control, the paddle game, this magazine and the chair.
          classic lines calling to mind the Steve Martin flick The Jerk, which is appropriate for a jerk off named Sammy
          I got lost in the...

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          • gbranton
            Veteran
            • Aug 2005
            • 1847

            Originally posted by Jetstream
            classic lines calling to mind the Steve Martin flick The Jerk, which is appropriate for a jerk off named Sammy
            Verbatim. "What do you think I am, some kind of a jerk or something?" I wondered if anyone would recognize it.
            "Don't want 'em to get you goat, don't show 'em where it's hid." - David Lee Roth

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            • Jetstream
              Foot Soldier
              • Dec 2011
              • 609

              here is the current top of the posting wall of Chickenfoot on Facebook...isn't karma a bitch Spammy

              Dale Holder
              Credit to the Chickenfoot facebook manager for not deleting the negative posts here and letting the conversation go. However, as a Chickenfoot fan, and owner of a Chickenfoot t-shirt, I don't think I can wear it after Sammy bashed what may be one of the best new albums in 30 years. It's off the charts, sounds fucking awesome. Who cares if we worked on this stuff before but never released it?
              3 hours ago · ·

              Paul Floyd
              Anyone heard that new VH?? Oh boy.............
              5 hours ago · ·

              Hudson Music
              Chad Smith - MasterClass - The Collective in NYC - Thurs Feb 9th - Get your tickets NOW!

              12 hours ago · ·

              Michael Kinsey
              2,138,434 VAN HALEN likes... 176,011 CHICKENSHIT likes... LMAO!!!!
              16 hours ago · ·
              3 people like this

              Axl Smith
              I tried to listen to chickenfoot with an open mind but i have to say your bland brand of rock does nothing at all for me.As musicians you surely must realise you are flogging a dead horse with this "super group".
              17 hours ago · ·
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              Andre Chasseraux
              Hey Sammy, and now, you still think that Van Halen is over? You have heard the new album? Ed can not play? The new album is fantastic. Cry for not being in the band anymore. You talk too much. LOL
              20 hours ago · ·
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              Paul Floyd
              I need a JOOOOBBB! I ONLY HAVE 90 MILLION DOLLAARS FROM MY TEQUILA SELLOFF!!!!!
              1 day ago · ·
              1 person likes this

              Daryl Stinson
              Chickenfoot is gay. Just a big group of...well ok, I like Satch and Mike is cool and the drummer, the Chili's guy...ok, they are all cool but that other fat, alien fucking,cheeseburger eating, slimy Van Halen wannabe greasy fuck face can go jump in front of a train. Fuck that guy, who is he??? Oh, he wants to be in Van Halen...dream on you retard. Dave wrote a song for you off the new album A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH sam, its called, "the trouble with never"....sure could be a mighty long time... I will enjoy seeing you crash into obscurity while the Mighty Van Halen rises above them all. Stay Frosty fucker!!!
              1 day ago · ·
              1 person likes this

              James Oddone
              Oh Sammy Hagar's band. When are you guys going to just walk away from the constant embarrassment this guy puts you through? His stream of shit talking does nothing for your music, it actually hinders it. You guys are all great musicians in your respect, why let some drivel spouting toad keep fans away? Sooner or later he's going to implode, cover himself in cooking grease, and set himself on fire. Do you really want to be around that? I wouldn't. So go. Leave the terrible clutches of that angry and bitter little man. No one would blame you. In fact, we the people would embrace you into our bosom and tell you that everything will be ok...if you'd only leave.
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              Vain Eudes
              I NEED A JOB!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!!!!
              1 day ago · ·
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              I got lost in the...

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10703

                are we having any fun yet...
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                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17113

                  Originally posted by Jetstream
                  here is the current top of the posting wall of Chickenfoot on Facebook...isn't karma a bitch Spammy

                  Dale Holder
                  Credit to the Chickenfoot facebook manager for not deleting the negative posts here and letting the conversation go. However, as a Chickenfoot fan, and owner of a Chickenfoot t-shirt, I don't think I can wear it after Sammy bashed what may be one of the best new albums in 30 years. It's off the charts, sounds fucking awesome. Who cares if we worked on this stuff before but never released it?
                  3 hours ago · ·

                  Paul Floyd
                  Anyone heard that new VH?? Oh boy.............
                  5 hours ago · ·

                  Hudson Music
                  Chad Smith - MasterClass - The Collective in NYC - Thurs Feb 9th - Get your tickets NOW!

                  12 hours ago · ·

                  Michael Kinsey
                  2,138,434 VAN HALEN likes... 176,011 CHICKENSHIT likes... LMAO!!!!
                  16 hours ago · ·
                  3 people like this

                  Axl Smith
                  I tried to listen to chickenfoot with an open mind but i have to say your bland brand of rock does nothing at all for me.As musicians you surely must realise you are flogging a dead horse with this "super group".
                  17 hours ago · ·
                  View all 3 comments

                  Andre Chasseraux
                  Hey Sammy, and now, you still think that Van Halen is over? You have heard the new album? Ed can not play? The new album is fantastic. Cry for not being in the band anymore. You talk too much. LOL
                  20 hours ago · ·
                  2 people like this
                  View all 2 comments

                  Paul Floyd
                  I need a JOOOOBBB! I ONLY HAVE 90 MILLION DOLLAARS FROM MY TEQUILA SELLOFF!!!!!
                  1 day ago · ·
                  1 person likes this

                  Daryl Stinson
                  Chickenfoot is gay. Just a big group of...well ok, I like Satch and Mike is cool and the drummer, the Chili's guy...ok, they are all cool but that other fat, alien fucking,cheeseburger eating, slimy Van Halen wannabe greasy fuck face can go jump in front of a train. Fuck that guy, who is he??? Oh, he wants to be in Van Halen...dream on you retard. Dave wrote a song for you off the new album A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH sam, its called, "the trouble with never"....sure could be a mighty long time... I will enjoy seeing you crash into obscurity while the Mighty Van Halen rises above them all. Stay Frosty fucker!!!
                  1 day ago · ·
                  1 person likes this

                  James Oddone
                  Oh Sammy Hagar's band. When are you guys going to just walk away from the constant embarrassment this guy puts you through? His stream of shit talking does nothing for your music, it actually hinders it. You guys are all great musicians in your respect, why let some drivel spouting toad keep fans away? Sooner or later he's going to implode, cover himself in cooking grease, and set himself on fire. Do you really want to be around that? I wouldn't. So go. Leave the terrible clutches of that angry and bitter little man. No one would blame you. In fact, we the people would embrace you into our bosom and tell you that everything will be ok...if you'd only leave.
                  1 day ago · ·
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                  Vain Eudes
                  I NEED A JOB!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!!!!
                  1 day ago · ·
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                  That made my day
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • ashstralia
                    ROTH ARMY ELITE
                    • Feb 2004
                    • 6555

                    BBBBBBB bullethead!!!!

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                    • wiseguy
                      Head Fluffer
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 498

                      Originally posted by Jetstream

                      Chickenfoot is gay. Just a big group of...well ok, I like Satch and Mike is cool and the drummer, the Chili's guy...ok, they are all cool but that other fat, alien fucking,cheeseburger eating, slimy Van Halen wannabe greasy fuck face can go jump in front of a train. Fuck that guy, who is he??? Oh, he wants to be in Van Halen...dream on you retard. Dave wrote a song for you off the new album A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH sam, its called, "the trouble with never"....sure could be a mighty long time... I will enjoy seeing you crash into obscurity while the Mighty Van Halen rises above them all. Stay Frosty fucker!!!
                      1 day ago · ·
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                      Big fan of this one....that guy is funny!!
                      Stay frosty now.
                      Nostalgia is a form of denial. I love denial. I like selective amnesia, too. Mix the two and you've got a hell of a weekend-DLR

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                      • NIN1211
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Jan 2012
                        • 386

                        January 28 at 6:01pm via mobile · Like

                        Geoff Robinson You think this is raising the bar musically? Seriously? I love ya Sam but 1:30 clip from some of the new VH stuff melts this tune. It's fine and all but it's pretty 1981... which is what you are criticizing VH for. It's just music. i love you guys and I love VH... too bad it has to turn into a 'my dad can beat up your dad fight' every time. Oh well....
                        January 30 at 6:37pm · Like
                        Ryan Schau Sammy, I am an English teacher. I have freshmen that can write more meaningful lyrics than this. Please go solo and play only your 80's songs.
                        Wednesday at 5:53pm · Like

                        Paul Floyd I bet you need the support.
                        Yesterday at 2:34am · Like
                        Ryan Schau Air Supply vs Fowlfeet.....man to man..lol
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                        Chickenfoot
                        And here is the archive of Joe's hangout which Sammy arrives at the end of, plus includes a quick look inside the rehearsal room.

                        Joe Satriani/Chickenfoot 1/7/12 Hangout on Air live from the Foot Locker
                        Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

                        Joe Satriani takes time out from rehearsal to do another Hangout with fans to answer some questions. At the end we also walk over and chat briefly with Sammy...
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                        James Russell Huff III I don't quit unerstand,but still cool.
                        January 11 at 12:09pm · Like


                        Chickenfoot
                        Yesterday's hangouts were a blast! Check out the archives-- this one is Mike's (that Kenny joined in on)

                        Mike Anthony/Chickenfoot 1/7/12 Hangout on Air live from the Foot Locker
                        Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.

                        Joe Satriani takes time out from rehearsal to do another Hangout with fans to answer some questions. At the end we also walk over and chat briefly with Sammy...
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                        Douglas Chambers Really cool Idea and setup
                        January 9 at 12:10pm · Like

                        Dale Holder the 2nd guy is from Waynes World, right?
                        January 11 at 7:57pm · Like


                        Chickenfoot
                        sammy and joe rehearsing "something gone wrong"

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                        Chickenfoot
                        kenny and mike laying it down for "three and 1/2 letters" at rehearsal

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                        Chickenfoot
                        Joe, Sammy, Mike and Kenny at the end of yesterday's rehearsal. Don't forget today's hangout on air -- http://plus.chickenfoot.us/ for info!

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                        Chickenfoot
                        Video hangouts going down today (Saturday) at the Foot Locker! check it out at http://plus.chickenfoot.us/ and http://mike.plus.chickenfoot.us/ and http://joe.plus.chickenfoot.us/

                        Chickenfoot - Google+
                        plus.google.com
                        Chickenfoot Hangouts On Air Happening Live from the Foot Locker Today! (Saturday 1/7/12) Michael Anthony is going to hanging out at 12pm PST, Joe Satriani is going to hanging out at 12:30pm PST. Kenny is going to get pulled in as well and we'll see if we can grab Sammy at some point too!
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                        Jeannine Triffo Meitz I second that! ♥ u Sammy!
                        January 8 at 1:01pm · Like

                        Kevin Scott Any of you hear the new single VH put out?? 'Tattoo', sounds amazingly like the melody of 'Dubai Blues' you could hear it plain as day. I see a lawsuit in VH's near future for copyright issues.
                        January 10 at 3:44pm · Like


                        Chickenfoot
                        Europe Road Test update - Manchester and Tilburg are SOLD OUT, so get your tickets for the other dates before they are all gone, too! http://www.chickenfoot.us/
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                        Chickenfoot
                        going into the foot locker to rehearse for the europe road test shows tomorrow and saturday. we feel a google+ hangout coming on... get the latest at http://plus.chickenfoot.us/
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                        Chickenfoot
                        Sammy has given this cool 30-min documentary of the 21st Annual Cabo Birthday Bash away to fans for the holidays. It includes tons of special guests, and of course includes a look at the special surprise Chickenfoot show, as well as behind the scenes footage of Joe and Sammy on the flight down plus performance footage from each night. Check it out!

                        Sammy Hagar - Cabo Birthday Bash #21 (2011)
                        vimeo.com
                        Sammy Hagar gives this 30 minute documentary of the 2011 Cabo Birthday Bash week as a special FREE Christmas gift to Redheads everywhere - whether you came down and were there with us or watched the live webcast while partying along from your home across...
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                        Chickenfoot
                        The Foot Soldiers have spoken! Thanks to everyone for these awards for best song and best album - what a great way to start 2012!

                        Chickenfoot Wins Two 2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards
                        ultimateclassicrock.com
                        Chickenfoot has been revealed as the winner of two very big 2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards. The Sammy Hagar / Joe Satriani / Michael Anthony / Chad Smith
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                        Chickenfoot
                        Happy New Year to all Foot Soldiers across the globe! Looking forward to seeing some of our Europe friends in just over a week!
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                        Chickenfoot
                        last day to vote for chickenfoot for best song and album and sammy for best artist and best book!

                        2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards – Vote Now!
                        ultimateclassicrock.com
                        The 2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards -- all ten categories -- are now live and ready for your voting pleasure. We've narrowed down a fantastic year's worth
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                        Chickenfoot
                        Chickenfoot and Sammy are both up for a few awards in Ultimate Classic Rock Awards year-end wrapup - click over and you can vote for them all in under a minute! Share this with friends and lets see if we can overtake Alice Cooper!

                        2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards – Vote Now!
                        ultimateclassicrock.com
                        The 2011 Ultimate Classic Rock Awards -- all ten categories -- are now live and ready for your voting pleasure. We've narrowed down a fantastic year's worth
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                        Chickenfoot
                        After overwhelming pressure, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar finally tell the true story behind the missing "Chickenfoot II" project.

                        This is the long version - to view the short version, visit https://www.facebook.com/video/video...50421379130868

                        Behind The Foot: The Truth Behind Chickenfoot II (Extended Bonus)
                        Length: ‎11:45
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                        S Richie Arsic Hi J see You..Düsseldorf Mitsubishi Arena..till 19 January..Arriba...for the red Rocker and great Company withe Steve,Michael,...and the great Joe Satriani..J love You...best wishes for new 2012..Arriba..!
                        January 1 at 6:49am · Like
                        Ryan Schau Who gives a shit....really
                        Thursday at 7:41pm · Like


                        Chickenfoot
                        After overwhelming pressure, Joe Satriani, Chad Smith, Michael Anthony and Sammy Hagar finally tell the true story behind the missing "Chickenfoot II" project.

                        This is the short version. To view the extended bonus cut, visit https://www.facebook.com/video/video...50422120385868

                        Behind The Foot: The Truth Behind Chickenfoot II (Short Version)
                        Length: ‎6:21
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                        Hey psycho, please get out of my Van Halen T-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up.

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                        • VAiN
                          Use my hand, I won't look
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5056

                          Originally posted by Jetstream
                          here is the current top of the posting wall of Chickenfoot on Facebook...isn't karma a bitch Spammy


                          Daryl Stinson
                          Chickenfoot is gay. Just a big group of...well ok, I like Satch and Mike is cool and the drummer, the Chili's guy...ok, they are all cool but that other fat, alien fucking,cheeseburger eating, slimy Van Halen wannabe greasy fuck face can go jump in front of a train. Fuck that guy, who is he??? Oh, he wants to be in Van Halen...dream on you retard. Dave wrote a song for you off the new album A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH sam, its called, "the trouble with never"....sure could be a mighty long time... I will enjoy seeing you crash into obscurity while the Mighty Van Halen rises above them all. Stay Frosty fucker!!!
                          1 day ago · ·
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                          James Oddone
                          Oh Sammy Hagar's band. When are you guys going to just walk away from the constant embarrassment this guy puts you through? His stream of shit talking does nothing for your music, it actually hinders it. You guys are all great musicians in your respect, why let some drivel spouting toad keep fans away? Sooner or later he's going to implode, cover himself in cooking grease, and set himself on fire. Do you really want to be around that? I wouldn't. So go. Leave the terrible clutches of that angry and bitter little man. No one would blame you. In fact, we the people would embrace you into our bosom and tell you that everything will be ok...if you'd only leave.
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                          Vain Eudes
                          I NEED A JOB!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!!!!
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                          Those last 3 guys are pretty awesome. Just sayin...
                          Originally posted by wiseguy
                          That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                          • JJtheVagPounder
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Oct 2009
                            • 264

                            Originally posted by Jetstream
                            here is the current top of the posting wall of Chickenfoot on Facebook...isn't karma a bitch Spammy

                            Daryl Stinson
                            Chickenfoot is gay. Just a big group of...well ok, I like Satch and Mike is cool and the drummer, the Chili's guy...ok, they are all cool but that other fat, alien fucking,cheeseburger eating, slimy Van Halen wannabe greasy fuck face can go jump in front of a train. Fuck that guy, who is he??? Oh, he wants to be in Van Halen...dream on you retard. Dave wrote a song for you off the new album A DIFFERENT KIND OF TRUTH sam, its called, "the trouble with never"....sure could be a mighty long time... I will enjoy seeing you crash into obscurity while the Mighty Van Halen rises above them all. Stay Frosty fucker!!!
                            1 day ago · ·
                            1 person likes this

                            James Oddone
                            Oh Sammy Hagar's band. When are you guys going to just walk away from the constant embarrassment this guy puts you through? His stream of shit talking does nothing for your music, it actually hinders it. You guys are all great musicians in your respect, why let some drivel spouting toad keep fans away? Sooner or later he's going to implode, cover himself in cooking grease, and set himself on fire. Do you really want to be around that? I wouldn't. So go. Leave the terrible clutches of that angry and bitter little man. No one would blame you. In fact, we the people would embrace you into our bosom and tell you that everything will be ok...if you'd only leave.
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                            Vain Eudes
                            I NEED A JOB!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!! I NEED A JOB!!!!!!
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                            Heh. Cover himself in cooking grease. Awesome.

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                            • DavidLeeNatra
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 10703

                              eat this, Sambo!

                              Roth Army Icon
                              First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                              • ELVIS
                                Banned
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 44120

                                Is Edward a caveman ??

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