"The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

[GreenEyedMurder]

From a strict hypothetical.

If I was a singer in Sammy Hagar's position, with your own tequila, night club and shit, and an assload of cash. why the hell would I care what my old band mates were doing?

I'd be like this if the question was brought up:

"What do you think about the Van Halen's new song with Roth?"

"You know, good for them, I wish nothing but good will towards those guys, had some good times and bad times, personally I dislike Roth, but I don't wish any personal ill-will on the guy. I'm out here making music and drinking tequila, living the good life, so it really doesn't effect me that much".

EGO. For all of the trashtalk about Dave's ego, Sammy's is at least as big -- and quite petty.

[GreenEyedMurder]

When is the last time anyone from Van Halen mentioned Wigg-Hair to anyone relevant?

And...by the way...when do you think Van Halen is going to get interviewed by...Cack Blabbath?

anytime soon?

I probably have a better shot at interviewing the guys in VH!

[Sensible Shoes]

Let's go kick his ass GEM.

[guwapo_rocker]

Exclusive picture taken during the encore of last nights Chickenfoot show:

[GreenEyedMurder]

Let's go kick his ass GEM.

Bring it!!!!

[Sensible Shoes]

Soak him in his own tequila and go flambe on his ass.

[fourthcoming]

Dude...that's not true...

they could open for Van Halen...then they wouldn't even have to book to get booed...

Seriously...imagine that shit...

Chickenfoot opening for Van Halen...honest to god...I would pay TRIPLE to watch the fucking carnage...

Chickenshit can open for Kool and the Gang.

[So this is love]

You guys picked my curiousity as I have just wasted about five minutes on youtube listening for the first time to the intolerable voice of Hagaritas with the Chickenfoot.....I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

You haven't done that yet?

And please, please, do not say Right Now. Sheesh.

[GreenEyedMurder]

You guys picked my curiousity as I have just wasted about five minutes on youtube listening for the first time to the intolerable voice of Hagaritas with the Chickenfoot.....I'm thinking of throwing out all my Van Hagar era cds in the garbage RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!

I never bought any Van Hagar CDs. I figured that if I wanted to listen to Journey, I'd just buy Journey CDs. As far as I'm concerned, ADKOT is the first VH album since 1984.

[Sensible Shoes]

Course it is. And truth be told, I was sad when I heard Easy Street because something was missing. Still, I bought every Roth solo album, but only ONE Van Hagar album. It took only the first side to discover that if I was sad about how Dave's work sounded, I was DESPONDANT about how VH sounded without Dave! Yes, it's the first real VH album since 1984. And I still play my Roth solo stuff. He's got a few on there I'd love to hear VH redo, but of course that won't happen.

[chefcraig]

You know who I'm most pissed at.....THOSE DAMN ALIENS!!!! After they abducted Hagar's fat ass they should have discarded him out of their spaceship and let him fall back to earth like that Russian space junk that just crashed down yesterday......all of this could have been avoided if those aliens would have done the right thing.

True, but this overlooks the scientific fact that even alien technology has failed to come up with a tractor beam capable of shifting that much girth. Dive through worm holes or travel at light speed? No problem. But when it comes to moving something with the equivalent drag of an entire planet, even advanced races are shit out of luck.

[So this is love]

Eddie's guitar is what keeps me from thrashing those Van Hagar cds I never listen to them Can't stand his voice....I like Me Wise Magic and CGTSNM.

[chefcraig]

Course it is. And truth be told, I was sad when I heard Easy Street because something was missing.

Really? That surprises to me, 'cause I loved the idea that the tune was a note-for-note cover from the second Edgar Winter Group album. Hell, Roth's version even featured Edgar Winter himself on the darned thing.

[fourthcoming]

Hagar fans don't listen to music, they grab thier chicks and head out to a bar dropping a name that sounds to them like they are cool, a name that was at one time associated with another name that they think was also a cool name to drop, but can't remember the name.

They all stare at each other in awe inside the Cabo Wabo bar and think they are enjoying themselves in a cool place, because they still don't listen to music.

Then they walk around the next day wearing Wabo shirts and think they are cool.

Vacation, even people who don't listen to music want to be part of something, they don't know what it is, but some vibe shines thru...CVH.

I have to say, your pretty damn accurate with this one. Picture this side of the coin if you will....A few months ago all of the corporate Managers from my company (think middle aged white dudes who probably never had any luck with women and were fortunate enough to ever get married to anyone) ....all went to a conference in Mexico for what they called a "kick ass time". I'm sure you already know where I'm going with this.....of course they went to the Cabo Wabo Cantina. "It was so awesome man" was all I heard for the next three weeks as each dork wore his crappy Cabo Wabo tee shirt to work every Friday. These are the same dweebs who think a night of pure raging is going to Hooters and embarrassing themselves while hitting on women way out of their league. Henceforth, Sammy Hagar fans.