Page 8 of 57 FirstFirst 12345678910111213141516171819202122 ... LastLast
Results 281 to 320 of 2249

Thread: "The Ched Chunkhead Opens His Insufferable Piehole And Inserts Both Feet" Thread

  1. #281
    Commando
    Halen High's Avatar
    Member No
    6316
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Last Online
    04-07-2015 @ 08:07 PM
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    1,231
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    132
    Thanked 156 Times in 85 Posts


    Rep Power
    22
    Quote Originally Posted by Heater View Post
    .....just can't stop thinking about Sammy, can you? I don't get it, like you need to prove something....convince yourself or someone else...like you're trying to distract your attention away from the thoughts of "we all know this isn't really as good as we are saying it is".......
    It seems Sammy can't stop thinking about our band. Gee, I wonder why that is? Other than the re-emergence of Van Halen, the best thing about the last 12 months has been watching Sammy reveal his true self, and seeing many fans across the Van Halen online community, who had remained neutral, finally realise what most of us have known for years - that is - Hagar is no friend of this band or its fanbase - and he never has been.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  2. 3 users say thank you to Halen High for this KICKASS post:

    Angel (01-21-2012),BITEYOASS (01-21-2012),Roth & Roll (01-21-2012)


  3. #282
    Head Fluffer
    dazzlindino's Avatar
    Member No
    24806
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Last Online
    07-15-2020 @ 07:57 PM
    Location
    austin tx
    Posts
    311
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    76
    Thanked 59 Times in 43 Posts


    Rep Power
    15
    Quote Originally Posted by BITEYOASS View Post

    all right...whoo
    how bout you come on
    oh yeah dig it thats right
    is everybody ready
    lets go...up and down....
    round n around movin up and down in n out
    yeah crank it blow out
    uh...ouch....ah, help me....
    now flip on over
    oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
    whoo whoo

    Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....



    to source of infection....LOL
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  4. #283
    Head Fluffer
    JJtheVagPounder's Avatar
    Member No
    24958
    Join Date
    Oct 2009
    Last Online
    11-04-2014 @ 12:33 PM
    Location
    Around
    Posts
    264
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    159
    Thanked 170 Times in 65 Posts


    Rep Power
    16
    That song could have been awesome.....without that guy.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  5. #284
    Commando
    Halen High's Avatar
    Member No
    6316
    Join Date
    Jul 2004
    Last Online
    04-07-2015 @ 08:07 PM
    Location
    Adelaide
    Posts
    1,231
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    132
    Thanked 156 Times in 85 Posts


    Rep Power
    22
    Quote Originally Posted by Panamark View Post
    Not sure about all our international members, but in Australia when Hagar
    was hired for 5150, myself and everyone else in Oz that cared to discuss,
    did not know who the hell this guy was, or where he had come from.
    Total nobody to us. (Much the same as now !)

    He struggled to fill a bar in Sydney (solo) during a visit following the first
    VH attempt to rid themselves of mediocrity.

    Its obvious he is a legend in his own lunchbox from
    the words he speaks, thats for sure !
    Well Panamark, as a fellow Aussie I can say you are spot on about Hagar's profile here. The first time I had ever heard of him was when a radio DJ announced the new Van Halen single, WCTBL, "with new frontman 'Sammy Hagar". He was completely unknown, which gave him a clean slate so to speak, as fans here had no preconceived prejudice against him. He still managed to blow it. I think his appeal is limited to a small section of the American hard rock audience, who like his 'no-frills, bland, dumb' kind of approach.

  6. #285
    Foot Soldier
    Jetstream's Avatar
    Member No
    27731
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Last Online
    09-30-2022 @ 04:07 PM
    Location
    Texas
    Age
    55
    Posts
    609
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    455
    Thanked 343 Times in 181 Posts


    Rep Power
    16
    Quote Originally Posted by dazzlindino View Post
    all right...whoo
    how bout you come on
    oh yeah dig it thats right
    is everybody ready
    lets go...up and down....
    round n around movin up and down in n out
    yeah crank it blow out
    uh...ouch....ah, help me....
    now flip on over
    oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
    whoo whoo

    Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....



    to source of infection....LOL
    I'm laughing too hard at the moment, forgot what I wanted to say. And what the hell is he talking about? 10 to 1 it is not about sex, but eating a chili dog is more likely
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  7. #286
    Speaking Cherry Red
    Veteran
    gbranton's Avatar
    Member No
    15909
    Join Date
    Aug 2005
    Last Online
    04-12-2015 @ 10:32 PM
    Location
    Huntsville, Alabama
    Age
    59
    Posts
    1,847
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    271
    Thanked 565 Times in 344 Posts


    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by dazzlindino View Post
    all right...whoo
    how bout you come on
    oh yeah dig it thats right
    is everybody ready
    lets go...up and down....
    round n around movin up and down in n out
    yeah crank it blow out
    uh...ouch....ah, help me....
    now flip on over
    oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
    whoo whoo

    Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....



    to source of infection....LOL


    LOL, you know the more posts I read in which someone has taken the time to transcribe the tripe that passes for Van Hagar lyrics the more floored I am by how bad they are. I bought all those albums and for the most part enjoyed them at the time, although I really never listen to them anymore. Of course I used to drink a lot more back then too. Corelation? Maybe.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  8. #287
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by dazzlindino View Post
    all right...whoo
    how bout you come on
    oh yeah dig it thats right
    is everybody ready
    lets go...up and down....
    round n around movin up and down in n out
    yeah crank it blow out
    uh...ouch....ah, help me....
    now flip on over
    oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
    whoo whoo

    Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....



    to source of infection....LOL
    man...I never listened to that song and thought you made that shit up before I took the minute to find out on google that these are the REAL "lyrics" to that song...

    talking about committing lyrical felonies...holy shit...
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  9. #288
    Redneck Army
    DIAMOND STATUS
    DONNIEP's Avatar
    Member No
    2737
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Last Online
    12-01-2020 @ 08:53 AM
    Location
    Who the hell knows
    Age
    53
    Posts
    13,390
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,990
    Thanked 3,464 Times in 2,541 Posts


    Rep Power
    70
    Hey, Eddie thought Sammy was his new best friend...they had houses next door to each other for Christ's sake! I wonder if Eddie ever, just for a fucking second, wondered why Dave never wanted to be his neighbor...
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  10. Thanked DONNIEP for this KICKASS post:

    SunisinuS (01-21-2012)


  11. #289
    Internetmaimment*TM
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    SunisinuS's Avatar
    Member No
    25313
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Last Online
    02-12-2017 @ 06:39 PM
    Location
    US
    Posts
    3,302
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,458
    Thanked 638 Times in 487 Posts


    Blog Entries
    10
    Rep Power
    23
    That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say
    You're riding high on Monday, shot down in May
    But I, I ain't never gonna change my tune
    When I'm back on top in the month of June

    I said, "That's life, that's life, ain't as funny as it may seem
    Some people get their kicks, stompin' on a dream
    But I, I don't never let it get me down
    'Cause that big ol' world keeps spinnin' 'round"

    Been a puppet, pirate, a poet, a pauper, a pawn and a king
    Been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
    Each time that I find myself flat on my face
    I pick myself up and get back in the race

    That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
    Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
    If I didn't think it was worth one try
    I'd jump right on a big bucket and fly

    Been a puppet, poet, pirate, pauper, now I'm a king
    Been up, down, I know one thing
    Each time that I find myself flat on my face
    I pick myself up and get back in the race

    That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
    Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
    If I didn't think it was worth one try
    I'd just roll myself up in a big ball, ooh, and fly

    Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-21-2012 at 02:35 AM. Reason: :)
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  12. #290
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by SunisinuS View Post
    That's life, that's life, that's what all the people say
    You're riding high on Monday, shot down in May
    But I, I ain't never gonna change my tune
    When I'm back on top in the month of June

    I said, "That's life, that's life, ain't as funny as it may seem
    Some people get their kicks, stompin' on a dream
    But I, I don't never let it get me down
    'Cause that big ol' world keeps spinnin' 'round"

    Been a puppet, pirate, a poet, a pauper, a pawn and a king
    Been up and down and over and out and I know one thing
    Each time that I find myself flat on my face
    I pick myself up and get back in the race

    Find more similar lyrics on http://mp3lyrics.com/It9
    That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
    Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
    If I didn't think it was worth one try
    I'd jump right on a big bucket and fly

    Been a puppet, poet, pirate, pauper, now I'm a king
    Been up, down, I know one thing
    Each time that I find myself flat on my face
    I pick myself up and get back in the race

    That's life, that's life, and I can't deny it
    Many times I thought of quitting, babe, but my heart wouldn't buy it
    If I didn't think it was worth one try
    I'd just roll myself up in a big ball, ooh, and fly
    Dave didn't write these...

    and for sure did not write THESE:

    She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
    Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

    Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
    Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
    You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'

  13. #291
    Internetmaimment*TM
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    SunisinuS's Avatar
    Member No
    25313
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Last Online
    02-12-2017 @ 06:39 PM
    Location
    US
    Posts
    3,302
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,458
    Thanked 638 Times in 487 Posts


    Blog Entries
    10
    Rep Power
    23
    Para cu e'

    Spam could not even order Teq in e'

    Para.

    Fecha la Boca Queso.


    C'est la vie: Así Es La Vida.
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-21-2012 at 02:57 AM. Reason: To Below: Si

  14. #292
    Redneck Army
    DIAMOND STATUS
    DONNIEP's Avatar
    Member No
    2737
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Last Online
    12-01-2020 @ 08:53 AM
    Location
    Who the hell knows
    Age
    53
    Posts
    13,390
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,990
    Thanked 3,464 Times in 2,541 Posts


    Rep Power
    70
    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post
    Dave didn't write these...

    and for sure did not write THESE:

    She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
    Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

    Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
    Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
    You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'
    Sammy gets up every day, eats everything in the house, and spends the day writing lyrics wishing to God that he was Dave.

  15. 2 users say thank you to DONNIEP for this KICKASS post:

    GreenEyedMurder (01-21-2012),TJMKID (01-24-2012)


  16. #293
    king of cool
    ROCKSTAR

    DlocRoth's Avatar
    Member No
    271
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    04-06-2018 @ 02:53 PM
    Location
    the mighty STP
    Age
    48
    Posts
    5,515
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    273
    Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts


    Rep Power
    27
    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Really? That surprises to me, 'cause I loved the idea that the tune was a note-for-note cover from the second Edgar Winter Group album. Hell, Roth's version even featured Edgar Winter himself on the darned thing.
    Not to mention, Dave's vocals on that cut are a grand slam.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  17. #294
    Redneck Army
    DIAMOND STATUS
    DONNIEP's Avatar
    Member No
    2737
    Join Date
    Mar 2004
    Last Online
    12-01-2020 @ 08:53 AM
    Location
    Who the hell knows
    Age
    53
    Posts
    13,390
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,990
    Thanked 3,464 Times in 2,541 Posts


    Rep Power
    70
    Dave's vocals on that record are abso-fucking-lutely amazing! No one can deny it. Well, they can, but they'd be lying...

  18. #295
    Rock God
    DIAMOND STATUS
    Hardrock69's Avatar
    Member No
    11017
    Join Date
    Feb 2005
    Last Online
    03-03-2024 @ 04:13 AM
    Location
    A Small Dive in a trashy neighborhood somewhere on Fornax 9
    Posts
    21,833
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,570
    Thanked 2,616 Times in 1,647 Posts


    Rep Power
    68
    Only Dave would do a cover of a song made famous by Frank Sinatra. And DO IT WELL! "

    But that is our Uncle Dave. A CLASS ACT all the way.

    Spambot The Unimaginable is an ASS ACT all the way.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  19. 2 users say thank you to Hardrock69 for this KICKASS post:

    GreenEyedMurder (01-21-2012),SunisinuS (01-21-2012)


  20. #296
    Internetmaimment*TM
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    SunisinuS's Avatar
    Member No
    25313
    Join Date
    May 2010
    Last Online
    02-12-2017 @ 06:39 PM
    Location
    US
    Posts
    3,302
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,458
    Thanked 638 Times in 487 Posts


    Blog Entries
    10
    Rep Power
    23
    Quote Originally Posted by Hardrock69 View Post
    Only Dave would do a cover of a song made famous by Frank Sinatra. And DO IT WELL! "

    But that is our Uncle Dave. A CLASS ACT all the way.

    Spambot The Unimaginable is an ASS ACT all the way.
    Best Part was that he did it all in Spanish. Hell, for all of South America.....Sinatra should owe HIM royalties. Opened up a whole new jungle for all sides.

    Someday, Spamicions son will ask "Papa Explosion'...Canna we have David in de band in the Cabo Wabo?" And spam will Burp: "Derp!"
    Last edited by SunisinuS; 01-21-2012 at 05:02 AM. Reason: Fuck you Spammy FuckGar.

  21. #297
    Banned
    REPENT AND SINS NO MO!

    Member No
    14
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Last Online
    11-04-2021 @ 07:27 PM
    Location
    China
    Posts
    44,120
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,838
    Thanked 3,233 Times in 2,449 Posts


    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    0
    WARNING: Repeated exposure to Hagar music and/or lyrics may result in the permanent inability to discern between good and bad music. A condition known as totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis. This condition is believed to be contracted through exposure to Van Hagar, Chickenfoot, or any so called music or literature even reomtely related to Sammy Hagar and is curable only by a Hagar free environment for a minimum of 6 years at which time some testing is required to determine if the totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis is permanent...


    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  22. #298
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    WARNING: Repeated exposure to Hagar music and/or lyrics may result in the permanent inability to discern between good and bad music. A condition known as totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis. This condition is believed to be contracted through exposure to Van Hagar, Chickenfoot, or any so called music or literature even reomtely related to Sammy Hagar and is curable only by a Hagar free environment for a minimum of 6 years at which time some testing is required to determine if the totalfuckingstupidasscocksuckingitis is permanent...



    somebody is desperate to have his moderating powers back

  23. #299
    Banned
    REPENT AND SINS NO MO!

    Member No
    14
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Last Online
    11-04-2021 @ 07:27 PM
    Location
    China
    Posts
    44,120
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,838
    Thanked 3,233 Times in 2,449 Posts


    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    0
    Just trying to be of service...

  24. #300
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Just trying to be of service...


    I don't miss them at all...except for the batcave...but I was moderating the most boring forum that might be the most interesting forum in a couple of weeks...

  25. #301
    Beer-It does a body good.
    Commando
    Antman's Avatar
    Member No
    60
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-18-2015 @ 11:56 PM
    Location
    New York
    Age
    53
    Posts
    1,261
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 56 Times in 36 Posts


    Rep Power
    22
    Does anyone really give a fuck what he has to say?
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  26. #302
    Banned
    REPENT AND SINS NO MO!

    Member No
    14
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Last Online
    11-04-2021 @ 07:27 PM
    Location
    China
    Posts
    44,120
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,838
    Thanked 3,233 Times in 2,449 Posts


    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    0
    Natra ??

    Fo' sho!!!

  27. #303
    Banned
    REPENT AND SINS NO MO!

    Member No
    14
    Join Date
    Dec 2003
    Last Online
    11-04-2021 @ 07:27 PM
    Location
    China
    Posts
    44,120
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,838
    Thanked 3,233 Times in 2,449 Posts


    Blog Entries
    2
    Rep Power
    0
    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post


    I don't miss them at all...except for the batcave...
    Yeah, but from what I hear it's all drama like a bunch of women...

  28. #304
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Yeah, but from what I hear it's all drama like a bunch of women...
    pussies...

  29. #305
    Army Bartender
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    DavidLeeNatra's Avatar
    Member No
    41
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-21-2021 @ 06:04 PM
    Location
    Berlin - Germany
    Age
    56
    Posts
    10,702
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,474
    Thanked 903 Times in 576 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by ELVIS View Post
    Natra ??

    Fo' sho!!!

  30. #306
    Stay Frosty!
    Foot Soldier
    Roth & Roll's Avatar
    Member No
    1883
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Last Online
    01-29-2016 @ 09:21 PM
    Location
    Under A Hydroponic Lamp
    Age
    54
    Posts
    715
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    92
    Thanked 88 Times in 41 Posts


    Rep Power
    21
    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post
    Dave didn't write these...

    and for sure did not write THESE:

    She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
    Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

    Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
    Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
    You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'
    I feel the need to take another shower after reading that.... Urrggghhh.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  31. #307
    Youcan'thandleTheTruth!
    Veteran
    Zing!'s Avatar
    Member No
    27445
    Join Date
    Oct 2011
    Last Online
    06-17-2015 @ 12:43 PM
    Location
    MN
    Posts
    2,363
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,182
    Thanked 974 Times in 619 Posts


    Rep Power
    25
    Quote Originally Posted by DavidLeeNatra View Post
    She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
    Spread hot butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Like them cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helping)
    Thats why I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

    Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)
    Squeeze some honey on my biscuit (honeydew my melon)
    Spread some cream on my bananas (I need a second helping)
    You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the mornin'
    Please tell me those aren't the actual lyrics to a Van Hagar song (I've never listened to it).

    And to think I always figured the Cherone debacle to be Van Halen's low point. Sure makes you appreciate the fact that as a fan of the band, these are good times... aww... you know.
    Last edited by Zing!; 01-21-2012 at 10:22 AM. Reason: Don't throw water on ME, pal!
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  32. #308
    ROTH KILL!
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    BITEYOASS's Avatar
    Member No
    175
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-17-2021 @ 08:52 PM
    Location
    Montgomery, AL
    Age
    44
    Posts
    6,531
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    952
    Thanked 708 Times in 517 Posts


    Rep Power
    34
    Quote Originally Posted by dazzlindino View Post
    all right...whoo
    how bout you come on
    oh yeah dig it thats right
    is everybody ready
    lets go...up and down....
    round n around movin up and down in n out
    yeah crank it blow out
    uh...ouch....ah, help me....
    now flip on over
    oh baby, you know what i like whooo!
    whoo whoo

    Those are the actual spammy lyrics.....



    to source of infection....LOL
    Of course that's not as bad as:

    Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  33. #309
    Lick me
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    Terry's Avatar
    Member No
    181
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 11:08 PM
    Location
    USA! USA! USA!
    Posts
    11,909
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    4,584
    Thanked 2,270 Times in 1,491 Posts


    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    55
    Chickenfoot just doesn't generate near the level of interest that Roth being back in Van Halen does.

    Hagar has a problem with that, but then he's always had a problem with Roth, what Roth brought to Van Halen and the idea of people making comparisons between Classic Van Halen and Van Hagar...like, heaven forbid more people actually liked Classic Van Halen. That's why Hagar jumped on the anti-Roth media barrage along with the Van Halens in 1985. Whereas the Van Halens and Roth were crucial elements in building up the band name Van Halen, and, from that perspective, had earned the right to bitch about one another...what the fuck had Hagar ever contributed?

    Hagar got the lead singer slot after Roth quit. And Hagar wasn't even the first choice for replacing Roth. Hagar joined a band that was intent on keeping a band name that Hagar had nothing to do with making popular. So, Hagar inherited a certain degree of Van Hagar's initial success directly due to the work that David Lee Roth had put into the band. Once that initial success period waned, each subsequent Van Hagar album sold less than the one that came before it.

    All the factual data and general public sentiment formulate an opinion that Hagar can't come to terms with: David Lee Roth is, by far, the best lead singer/frontman Van Halen have had in the band. Instead of being content with his own level of success, Hagar has to continually lie about his own accomplishments in terms of units sold, concert sizes played to, etc. It's pretty embarrassing to witness year after year, when just the reality of Hagar's life would be enough for most people. A bit sad.

    I mean, so what if Roth is just plain better than Hagar?
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  34. 2 users say thank you to Terry for this KICKASS post:

    GreenEyedMurder (01-21-2012),Momshell (01-21-2012)


  35. #310
    Shut up and dance!
    Sniper
    guwapo_rocker's Avatar
    Member No
    971
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    08-21-2015 @ 04:24 PM
    Location
    Toronto, Canada
    Posts
    993
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    128
    Thanked 249 Times in 158 Posts


    Rep Power
    23
    Van Halen: Killed Disco.

    Van Hagar: Killed Rock 'n' Roll.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  36. 2 users say thank you to guwapo_rocker for this KICKASS post:

    GreenEyedMurder (01-21-2012),Roth & Roll (01-21-2012)


  37. #311
    Head Fluffer
    dazzlindino's Avatar
    Member No
    24806
    Join Date
    Jul 2009
    Last Online
    07-15-2020 @ 07:57 PM
    Location
    austin tx
    Posts
    311
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    76
    Thanked 59 Times in 43 Posts


    Rep Power
    15
    Quote Originally Posted by guwapo_rocker View Post
    Van Halen: Killed Disco.

    Van Hagar: Killed Rock 'n' Roll.
    lets hope.....
    David Lee Roth resurects Rock!

  38. #312
    Fear the Elf
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    Unchainme's Avatar
    Member No
    12680
    Join Date
    Apr 2005
    Last Online
    08-29-2021 @ 06:13 PM
    Location
    Northeast Ohio
    Age
    34
    Posts
    7,741
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    2,016
    Thanked 532 Times in 375 Posts


    Rep Power
    32
    Quote Originally Posted by dazzlindino View Post
    lets hope.....
    David Lee Roth resurects Rock!
    Black Keys are already doing it .
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  39. Thanked Unchainme for this KICKASS post:

    Matt White (01-21-2012)


  40. #313
    Sniper
    steve's Avatar
    Member No
    1341
    Join Date
    Feb 2004
    Last Online
    07-04-2015 @ 02:23 AM
    Location
    Arlington, VA
    Age
    47
    Posts
    841
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    4
    Thanked 26 Times in 15 Posts


    Rep Power
    21
    Don't mind Hagar. He just has a minor head injury, slammed his head through some joists, plywood, and roofing nails after seeing that John Paul was all bulletproof.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  41. #314
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    ThrillsNSpills's Avatar
    Member No
    168
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    04-12-2014 @ 11:20 AM
    Location
    NE
    Posts
    6,626
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    448
    Thanked 1,202 Times in 757 Posts


    Rep Power
    40
    Quote Originally Posted by Terry View Post
    Chickenfoot just doesn't generate near the level of interest that Roth being back in Van Halen does.

    Hagar has a problem with that, but then he's always had a problem with Roth, what Roth brought to Van Halen and the idea of people making comparisons between Classic Van Halen and Van Hagar...like, heaven forbid more people actually liked Classic Van Halen. That's why Hagar jumped on the anti-Roth media barrage along with the Van Halens in 1985. Whereas the Van Halens and Roth were crucial elements in building up the band name Van Halen, and, from that perspective, had earned the right to bitch about one another...what the fuck had Hagar ever contributed?

    Hagar got the lead singer slot after Roth quit. And Hagar wasn't even the first choice for replacing Roth. Hagar joined a band that was intent on keeping a band name that Hagar had nothing to do with making popular. So, Hagar inherited a certain degree of Van Hagar's initial success directly due to the work that David Lee Roth had put into the band. Once that initial success period waned, each subsequent Van Hagar album sold less than the one that came before it.

    All the factual data and general public sentiment formulate an opinion that Hagar can't come to terms with: David Lee Roth is, by far, the best lead singer/frontman Van Halen have had in the band. Instead of being content with his own level of success, Hagar has to continually lie about his own accomplishments in terms of units sold, concert sizes played to, etc. It's pretty embarrassing to witness year after year, when just the reality of Hagar's life would be enough for most people. A bit sad.

    I mean, so what if Roth is just plain better than Hagar?
    You always had a gift for the spot on post .

    In a perfect world you'd write for Rolling Stone and some of these others that don't get it, and need to compare new VH to (unmentional band) because someone who gets interviewed every other week told them to.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  42. #315
    ROTH KILL!
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    BITEYOASS's Avatar
    Member No
    175
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    01-17-2021 @ 08:52 PM
    Location
    Montgomery, AL
    Age
    44
    Posts
    6,531
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    952
    Thanked 708 Times in 517 Posts


    Rep Power
    34
    I feel like throwing Mikey under the bus as well. Didn't he choose to be with Spambo instead of joining =VH=? Plus, did you hear his version of "Somebody Get Me A Doctor" from the last Spamster reunion? It's fuckin' awful!

  43. #316
    DIAMOND STATUS
    Nitro Express's Avatar
    Member No
    7682
    Join Date
    Aug 2004
    Last Online
    03-27-2024 @ 02:53 AM
    Location
    Jackson Hole, Wyoming
    Posts
    32,703
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    1,423
    Thanked 3,991 Times in 3,230 Posts


    Blog Entries
    15
    Rep Power
    94
    One thing I have always enjoyed is playing for people and making them smile. Anyone who has played for people knows the feeling of looking out in the audience and seeing them react to what you are doing. When you can tell they are really digging it you know you are onto something.

    In short, people really seem to have liked Wolfie's bass playing at the Cafe Wha? show. He was holding the groove down and it was working. He harmonizes well with his dad on the background vocals. I mean Mike was great but Wolfie seems to be working. I'm sure its going to be a great tour this year.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  44. #317
    Wanted In All 50 States
    Full On Cocktard
    Texas Outlaw's Avatar
    Member No
    15171
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Last Online
    08-03-2013 @ 08:25 AM
    Location
    Houston, TX
    Age
    60
    Posts
    21
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    9
    Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts


    Rep Power
    0
    Funny that the article says "Readers are giving the eedge to Chickenfoot's new CD'.

    Umm, really? Maybe Hagar fans are giving it an edge. I personally think it sucks. I gave it one listen and then never opened it again. It's the same old boring shit. Who cares if Hagar doesn't like "Tattoo"? He doesn't get it. Never has and never will. If I wanted deep lyrics and lovey dovey lyrics I'd listen to Journey or James Taylor or some other crap. When I want sex, drugs, too much whiskey, and fun....I listen to Van Halen, with David Lee Roth.

    Hey Sammy....fuck off.
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

  45. #318
    Foot Soldier
    Jetstream's Avatar
    Member No
    27731
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Last Online
    09-30-2022 @ 04:07 PM
    Location
    Texas
    Age
    55
    Posts
    609
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    455
    Thanked 343 Times in 181 Posts


    Rep Power
    16
    How much better of a lyricist is Dave than Spammy? Here is a great example. Take the song Skyscraper and compare it Pleasure Dome by Van Vagabond Hagar. Both songs have a strong foundation to me on Zeppelin's Achilles Last Stand (Dave should have done that song with Ed since they dig the same stuff musically and this example shows), drumming especially and the breaks in time. Here is some of Spammy to get it the hell out of the way and allow Dave to get rid of the bad taste in the mouth it will leave.

    "Well now, none of this was planned
    It all just kinda happened
    I got more than I wanted, but how is still a mystery
    Obsessed with this feeling, I trusted it. So I followed it
    I was tripping and stumbling across a land full of miracles

    Ow!
    Into a world so far from home
    Miles and miles from nowhere
    Rooms without doors open for me. Oh, no!
    Taking me miles and miles from nowhere

    Oh, (miles and miles). Oh, yeah!

    Lost, in this pleasure dome
    Lost, in my own pleasure dome

    Oh man, I ain't got a clue how to get out
    Or how to find this place
    I want my control back, but I'm afraid I'll lose that feeling. Ow!

    Lost in a world so far from home
    I'm miles and miles from nowhere
    Fallin' inside my own pleasure dome
    I'm miles and miles from nowhere

    Oh, (miles and miles). Oh, yeah!

    Lost in this pleasure dome
    Lost inside my pleasure dome"
    yup, Spammy, you do not have a clue and your lyrics seem to just sort of happen like a fart and you get lost in your own self gratification pleasure dome

    now Dave...
    "I can hear the sound
    Of the North Star calling
    Put your high beams on
    Stay on my wing
    I'm falling
    And spinning and turning
    This is ultra-glide
    The beginnings of great things
    Cannot be seen
    By your naked eye

    Can you see me now crack the skies like lightnin'
    Mama's little sonic boom
    Is simply frighteninig
    I'm a skyscraper

    Float like a buttuerfly
    Acrobatic
    Sting like a B-52
    Dramatic
    And the radar locks on you
    No static"
    yup, no static....FREAKING COOL, that just pumps me up even without music...it is modern poetry that takes pop culture into the mix and Dave always had a knack of using words where they would imply rock and a certain swing and punch even without the music...DUDE writes amazing rock lyrics

  46. 3 users say thank you to Jetstream for this KICKASS post:

    DavidLeeNatra (01-21-2012),GreenEyedMurder (01-21-2012),Zing! (01-21-2012)


  47. #319
    Lick me
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    Terry's Avatar
    Member No
    181
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Last Online
    Yesterday @ 11:08 PM
    Location
    USA! USA! USA!
    Posts
    11,909
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    4,584
    Thanked 2,270 Times in 1,491 Posts


    Blog Entries
    1
    Rep Power
    55
    Quote Originally Posted by ThrillsNSpills View Post
    You always had a gift for the spot on post .

    In a perfect world you'd write for Rolling Stone and some of these others that don't get it, and need to compare new VH to (unmentional band) because someone who gets interviewed every other week told them to.
    Wow. What a cool thing to say. Thanks...I appreciate it.

  48. #320
    Head Fluffer

    Member No
    25504
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Last Online
    03-08-2020 @ 09:38 PM
    Location
    Braden-fuckin'-tucky
    Age
    43
    Posts
    278
    Status
    Offline
    Thanks
    21
    Thanked 80 Times in 42 Posts


    Rep Power
    14
    God dammit sammy's lyrics are just plain awful. I can't even bring myself to try and post any of them for dissection because they're a waste of time.

    if it wasn't for mikey he'd be all dried up singin' with the hagarita's being the official house band of his own club.

    Somehow I have the feeling that if it was just spammy, chickenfoot would never have happened.

    "oh but he wrote heavy metal, and 3 lock box! and... i can't drive 55!"

    memorable songs they are.. can only remember the chorus!
    Hey Jackass! You need to [Register] or log in to view signatures on ROTHARMY.COM!

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. On Your Feet Or On Your Knees ...
    By VHscraps in forum House of Music
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 06-03-2012, 11:38 AM
  2. I'm proud to have a fetish for long legs & sexy feet on beautiful women.
    By Wayne L. in forum Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff
    Replies: 74
    Last Post: 01-31-2005, 11:40 AM
  3. Long legs & sexy feet on beautiful women.
    By Wayne L. in forum Max's Non VH/DLR Related Stuff
    Replies: 36
    Last Post: 01-20-2005, 05:55 PM
  4. Fahrenheit 9/11 Opens in IslamoFascist Central
    By Sgt Schultz in forum The Front Line
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 09-16-2004, 11:08 AM
  5. World War II memorial opens
    By lucky wilbury in forum The Front Line
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 05-31-2004, 11:47 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •